Mass Effect 3. Many words come to mind for me. Excitement. Joy. Disappointment. Let down. Anger.
I have played since the shitty HUD of ME1, up to the glory that was ME2, and now to the pile of stinking shit known as ME3. I feel honestly ashamed to say that I'm a ME fan. Some try to say it was EA's fault, reaching it's hands to where they don't belong. I sincerely call these people biodrones. A biodrone is a person who will eat the shit out of Bioware's hands, defending ME to the end. I want those of you who disagree with me to take a few minutes to look at this picture.
Try defending against shit like that, fanbois.
Now, I'm sure some of you even STILL want to fucking rage at the fact someone didn't enjoy ME3. Well, I'm going to try to shoot down all of your arguments before you petty fucks can even come up with them.
1. ME3 has great graphics!111!!1!11!
A: No, it doesn't. It has the graphics of a console port. Look at this comparison of Low PC Vs Max PC, a game which looks THAT similar has got to be a console port.
2. Day 1 DLC
A: What fucking company releases Day 1 DLC? That means it's already on the fucking disc. You stupid fucks are paying more for something already included in the $60 dollar cheque. Not only that, but to get the full story in Mass Effect you need to get the Collector's Edition, or pony up the $10. For a Day 1 DLC. Morons.
3. Gears of War Clone
A: Rather than going to become MASS EFFECT 3, the game is MASS GEARS 3. In the last two MEs, they have refined some GREAT features, yeah? Well, not in ME3. They've dumbed things down to reach the next generation of gamers, or "codfags". How does that make you feel? To know a company you have supported through games with terrible dialogue options has betrayed you and went for what little kids want rather than catering to their ADULT consumers?
4. Campaign
A: The campaign fucking sucks. To get a half decent ending, you have to grind the internet and rank up. NOT my idea of fun in a vidya game like ME. Seriously, what the fuck?
5. Disagree?
A: Blow me, you know everything is true.