Freeing Archangel Promptly, Preventing Ignorance, Negating Genocide
My fellow Mafians...
Today we make a stand. Today, we raise our voices up against the tyranny set forth before us. Today, we correct the wrongs that have been made. Today... We change this.
Because we can!
Yes we can! We can change!
Yes, we can heal this community! Yes, we can seize our future!
I am talking of course, about our oppressed leader, Archangel.
Join me now as we move to enact several laws to pave the way for our lord and saviour.
We of FAPPING demand change!
We tire of waiting for our beloved god to be unbanned!
Change must be made!
TOO LONG HAS THE WHITE MAN OPPRESSED US!
TOO LONG HAS HE WATCHED OUR STEPS!
TOO LONG!
FAPPING wants to bring about the un-banishment of Archangel.
How, you might say.
Our lord has changed his ways, so too must the whiteman change his punishment. We shall eventually rise up and enslave the white man, but that is a plan already set in motion by the ancestors. We must wait for the right time to strike!
Back to the How.
- We demand that Archangel be let into games under a moderators supervision. That He be given the opportunity to prove himself worthy of un-banishment.
- We demand that after our Lord has demonstrated his self control that he be removed from this ban list and placed on KVL once again. This is truly his rightful place.
- We demand that he be made free to sell T-Shirts at his own pleasure with witty phrases upon them and sometimes pictures of funny cats.
Anyone who does not join the FAPPING 2012 movement shall be brandished a lover of genocide, killer of babies, Ignorant son of a bitch, and a racist.
Join the movement.
Become a part of FAPPING.
Also Become a FAPPER* (Fucking Ass Pirate Pansy Ear Rapist)
*NOTE: The FAPPING movement has no relations with FAPPER's Anonymous