Fucking your cousin, doesn't equal incest

[Necrolord]

This is a good topic, one I felt necessary to discuss and share on this board.

I've had a crush on my cousin (6 years apart) for a few years. She is physically perfect, nice everything pretty much. However, I am very good at suppressing it and treating her like family. Ash defended me once by saying I have big balls on here, because I'm pretty honest, while also retaining my privacy. If she were to ever express interest, I would fuck her.

Incest, you say? Well think about this: we don't share one drop of similar blood. Not a single drop. Cousins are where the bloodline ends.

Plenty of fish in the sea, and it's way less complicated to date someone you have no family relation to LOL!

But I have a point: technically, it's not incest. Wait, it probably is, since Uncles can rape nieces, and that is classified as such. I better click "post thread".

[Ash]

Lol, just logged on and I see a new troll thread.
Don't fuck family members.
Why:
1. evade family problems
2. it's morally wrong, other people will think your a freak too
3. I'm pretty sure the bloodline extends far and wide, you'll have the same type of blood somehow.

[DramaLlama]

SIRRAH, I HAST TOLD THOU BEFORE.
SPEAK NO MORE HERESY! TIS A BLIGHT! A POX!
TIS UNHOLY IN OUR MAKERS SIGHT.

BLESS THE MARK! TIS SHAMEFUL AND CORRUPT!
I SHALL NOT PRAY FOR THY SOUL, FOR THY SOUL HAST NEVER SET EYES UPON THE LAND. VERILY I SAY, TIS BURIED AMONGST THE DEAD.

BANISH THYSELF KNAVE.
PRITHEE SIRRAH, CAST THY IMMORAL THOUGHTS ASIDE.

I FAITH... O LORD, HEAL THINE BLESSED GOODMAN.

[Necrolord]

Lol, just logged on and I see a new troll thread.
Don't fuck family members.
Why:
1. evade family problems
2. it's morally wrong, other people will think your a freak too
3. I'm pretty sure the bloodline extends far and wide, you'll have the same type of blood somehow.

I'll give you an idea of the family breakdown then:

Her mom is my dad's sis...oh shit. You're right, Ash. Since I came from my Dad, we do share the same blood. Oh my.

Fuck it, I don't give a shit lol. But yes, I will tackle the others.

[Ash]

I'll give you an idea of the family breakdown then:

Her mom is my dad's sis...oh shit. You're right, Ash. Since I came from my Dad, we do share the same blood. Oh my.

Fuck it, I don't give a shit lol. But yes, I will tackle the others.

Please don't treat me like an idiot, nigger.

[Necrolord]

I'm waiting for Admiral to troll this thread, too. He's really going to have a ball of this one. But his own cousin chewed his balls off.

[creedkingsx]

It is still blood, your blood is from your grandparents who gave the same blood to your cousin. Trust me when I say my cousin is hot as fuck too, but I would never do anything like that with her. Like Ash said, it causes a lot of family problems and it's not societally accepted in any way. Society wouldn't even accept something like your mom's brother's wife who already had a daughter before the marriage. It isn't technically blood in any way, but it is still family.

[Ubernox]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ash again.

[Raptorblaze]

States you can marry 1st cousins: Tennesee, Kentucky...etc...

[creedkingsx]

States you can marry 1st cousins: Tennesee, Kentucky...etc...

Which are known for their romanticistic citizens, right?

[Necrolord]

Well here's how I approach marriage in general: fuck marriage. It's more legal than spiritual nowadays, and I'd rather go common-law with someone for the long-term. They say sex dies in marriage, so why ruin the relationship? The gays can fight for it if they want, and I'll support them because we share a common enemy: Conservative Christians.

What makes a cousin attractive, despite the blood relation, is you never really live with them, so you never get a chance to get really annoyed by them. I mean, lol me and my sister HATED eachother as kids at times, and I remember once kicking her in the stomach LOL! But here's my attitude towards her physical attractiveness: I don't even see it. I tell friends "go ahead, if you want to court her and fuck her, be my guest!"

Some friends are overprotective with their sisters and don't want friends to touch them. Me, I don't care lol. Just don't tell me about it. However, my old best friend had a problem with me wanting his little sister. He said "It's like fucking family" if you fuck your friend's sister.

[creedkingsx]

Well here's how I approach marriage in general: fuck marriage. It's more legal than spiritual nowadays, and I'd rather go common-law with someone for the long-term. They say sex dies in marriage, so why ruin the relationship? The gays can fight for it if they want, and I'll support them because we share a common enemy: Conservative Christians.

What makes a cousin attractive, despite the blood relation, is you never really live with them, so you never get a chance to get really annoyed by them. I mean, lol me and my sister HATED eachother as kids at times, and I remember once kicking her in the stomach LOL! But here's my attitude towards her physical attractiveness: I don't even see it. I tell friends "go ahead, if you want to court her and fuck her, be my guest!"

Some friends are overprotective with their sisters and don't want friends to touch them. Me, I don't care lol. Just don't tell me about it. However, my old best friend had a problem with me wanting his little sister. He said "It's like fucking family" if you fuck your friend's sister.

I sort of have the same ideology if I were to have a sister, but I wouldn't be like just anyone can be with my sis, if I don't like you, fuck off lol. I also wouldn't blatantly be like w.e fuck her, I don't care. I probably wouln't care, just I would never openly say it. I am a very protective person of people close to me xD

[creedkingsx]

Necro, you're the dumbest, right-wing hillbilly fuck on these forums.

He actually seems very left wing'd, to be honest. He was asking for our views, you are a bad troll, you have a small penis ^^v it's okay, we all understand

[Ash]

So you don't care who fucks your sister?
What if she gets tied up and raped in a bathroom?
Would you care? Fucking negligent nigger?
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I SAY NO TO GAY MARRIAGES LIKE WTF THATS SICK

[Crimson]

Well, you're going to hell. All I can say.

First cousin? Not even 3rd?

God, you aren't suppose to sleep with your own family.

If this was 500 years ago, you would be hanged for even saying such.

[FYRE]

y are u asking for our permission just go do it u pussy ass fag

[Necrolord]

Ash, you scored points for proving that we are blood relatives. However, let me analyze social progress for you:

-Divorce was illegal until the reign of Henry VIII. Boy, that would fucking suck, not being able to legally leave the bitch who's making your life hell!
-Alcohol was once illegal. Grown men actually voted to ban one of life's escapes. They found a perfect solution: regulate and tax it instead, and nobody complains. Marijuana will receive the same treatment within 10 years.
-Marital rape wasn't actually punishable in court until, like, the 1980's. You could rape your wife, and she'd have no choice but to either stay with you, or leave you. It's not like date rape, where you have no financial ties or children.
-This is a cheapshot: whatever you think of black people, segregation was brutal. Seperate water fountains, bathrooms, etc. You had to sit on the back of the bus. Now, any ethnicity can sit anywhere on the bus. Notice I didn't say NIGGER? I only say nigger when trolling

The number one principle of life I believe in, Ash, is that people should have the right to do whatever they want, as long as they don't infringe on the rights of others. So gay marriage?

I'd say the only way that a married gay couple would oppress you, are the tax benefits of being married. Whether they get tax benefits or not, they have to go through a legal/spiritual procedure in order to acquire them, and they have to stay together in order to keep them. In which case, you should probably be more angry that investors are allowed to get married, as a lot of investors will do anything to avoid taxes, including tax evasion and offshore accounts. That probably harms society more. But that's just my best defense of gay marriage. Plus, I'm a heterosexual and I don't even want to get married, so it's their plunge to me.

I believe in paying taxes, I think people should bitch less about that, and more about what it's being spent on.

[creedkingsx]

Well, you're going to hell. All I can say.

First cousin? Not even 3rd?

God, you aren't suppose to sleep with your own family.

If this was 500 years ago, you would be hanged for even saying such.

Not true at all. Edgar Allen Poe was married to his cousin, Virginia.
Just to provide one famous example. Marrying your cousin was not a big deal back in the day. With the realization that having children with family members increases the chance of a child having Down Syndrome, and studies such as that, not to mention the general advancement of our society, it has become far more taboo.

[Ash]

Ash, you scored points for proving that we are blood relatives. However, let me analyze social progress for you:

-Divorce was illegal until the reign of Henry VIII. Boy, that would fucking suck, not being able to legally leave the bitch who's making your life hell!
-Alcohol was once illegal. Grown men actually voted to ban one of life's escapes. They found a perfect solution: regulate and tax it instead, and nobody complains. Marijuana will receive the same treatment within 10 years.
-Marital rape wasn't actually punishable in court until, like, the 1980's. You could rape your wife, and she'd have no choice but to either stay with you, or leave you. It's not like date rape, where you have no financial ties or children.
-This is a cheapshot: whatever you think of black people, segregation was brutal. Seperate water fountains, bathrooms, etc. You had to sit on the back of the bus. Now, any ethnicity can sit anywhere on the bus. Notice I didn't say NIGGER? I only say nigger when trolling

The number one principle of life I believe in, Ash, is that people should have the right to do whatever they want, as long as they don't infringe on the rights of others. So gay marriage?

I'd say the only way that a married gay couple would oppress you, are the tax benefits of being married. Whether they get tax benefits or not, they have to go through a legal/spiritual procedure in order to acquire them, and they have to stay together in order to keep them. In which case, you should probably be more angry that investors are allowed to get married, as a lot of investors will do anything to avoid taxes, including tax evasion and offshore accounts. That probably harms society more. But that's just my best defense of gay marriage. Plus, I'm a heterosexual and I don't even want to get married, so it's their plunge to me.

I believe in paying taxes, I think people should bitch less about that, and more about what it's being spent on.

You didn't have to type paragraphs to tell me you don't care if a family member gets raped. I also say nigger when trolling.

Also gay marriage is wrong, like wtf. I don't know the Canadians but in U.S that shit is sick. There are more gay and gays every year, every day, every second. It's like a disease with no cure to it. Like I've said, I think the only way to get rid of them is to send them to the army. *troll face*

but thats just my opinion.

[creedkingsx]

You didn't have to type paragraphs to tell me you don't care if a family member gets raped. I also say nigger when trolling.

Also gay marriage is wrong, like wtf. I don't know the Canadians but in U.S that shit is sick. There are more gay and gays every year, every day, every second. It's like a disease with no cure to it. Like I've said, I think the only way to get rid of them is to send them to the army. *troll face*

but thats just my opinion.

I personally don't care about gay marriage. If they want to get married, let them. If not, well it is just a piece of paper saying they have the right to tell the surgeon to operate on you before your family shows up 2 hours later and says it is okay to do the surgery anyway. As long as I don't have gay guys trying to hit on me, or lesbians trying to steal my girl, don't bother me.

[Crimson]

[Admiral]

Sorry Necroplant, word on the street is that your cousin doesn't fuck retards. Looks like that puts you out of the running.

[CmG]

how will you ditch the bitch after you had your ways with her? She is family and stuff haha. Worst idea evar xD

[Necrolord]

Ash, you need Jerry Sandusky's huge cock up your tiny ass, then you'd feel differently LOL

[CmG]

6 Years appart. hmm hope you are not 20 and she is 14 or something like that. This would be totally screwed over. The other way around where she is 6 years older is funny as well.


What does your mother think about it? Oh and take chloroform it's more easy to obtain.

[creedkingsx]

6 Years appart. hmm hope you are not 20 and she is 14 or something like that. This would be totally screwed over. The other way around where she is 6 years older is funny as well.


What does your mother think about it? Oh and take chloroform it's more easy to obtain.

If she were 6 years older, that's not as bad. I fucked a 40 year old once. Definite MILF.

[Ash]

Ash, you need Jerry Sandusky's huge cock up your tiny ass, then you'd feel differently LOL

shut up gay queer
i dont like to ride dicks

[CmG]

40 really? i had once a girl that wass 7 year younger then me. ehehehe

thought i share this today. It's World women day n stuff. Fits the theme i think ... xD

[creedkingsx]

40 really? i had once a girl that wass 7 year younger than me. ehehehe

MILF's a MILF bro. lol
How old are you, because depending on how old, that could be real effed up lol

[CmG]

oh Mcpwnage had my mom. he likes chicks with 50 plus


I wont tell u heheh thats the fun part

[NettleS]

He actually seems very left wing'd, to be honest. He was asking for our views, you are a bad troll, you have a small penis ^^v it's okay, we all understand

he said his enemy is conservative christians , how the heck is he right wing lol
anyway you do share blood and it's wrong dude , kids born in 1st cousin marriages usually have serious health defects because of chromosome issues

[CmG]

Yeah right how cant we all be incest if we believe in Adam and Eve?

OMG WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF INCEST!! xD

[creedkingsx]

oh Mcpwnage had my mom. he likes chicks with 50 plus


I wont tell u heheh thats the fun part

As long as you are at least 26, it isn't weird. xD
Remember, the rule is half your age, plus 7. bahaha

[Necrolord]

Christians can never explain that, if Adam and Eve is their definition of how humans were created.

Okay, one thing that always bothers me in film and television: cataclysmic events that result in humankind having a major underpopulation crisis:

-Children of Men: all girls in Britain, 13 and older, have to get a violating gynecological exam twice a year to test their reproductive health. However, when they discover a woman who can have children, does that mean the government sanctions her rape to create babies again?
-Deep Impact: only a few hundred thousand people would be left behind to "restart the human race". This means that there'll be a legal incentive for people to court eachother, and they may not have a choice of who their mate is.
-28 Days Later: this one is explained, but I might as well discuss it - the British soldiers, believing that the black woman and the underage white girl are the last females left, force them to dress sexy so they can rape them later on, in order to impregnate them.

There are others you guys can probably think of. But that's kind of related to incest, because even if they aren't related by blood in the beginning, they will have to EXPONENTIALLY create more children, and fast, so there will be sanctioned incest.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to have children with her. I at least agree THAT'S wrong! LOL

[Nick]

Scientifically speaking, the practice of incest is a bad idea. Offspring are more prone to genetic diseases.

If it is strictly limited to sex without the reproduction, it's only a moral issue.

[Ash]

Christians can never explain that, if Adam and Eve is their definition of how humans were created.

Okay, one thing that always bothers me in film and television: cataclysmic events that result in humankind having a major underpopulation crisis:

-Children of Men: all girls in Britain, 13 and older, have to get a violating gynecological exam twice a year to test their reproductive health. However, when they discover a woman who can have children, does that mean the government sanctions her rape to create babies again?
-Deep Impact: only a few hundred thousand people would be left behind to "restart the human race". This means that there'll be a legal incentive for people to court eachother, and they may not have a choice of who their mate is.
-28 Days Later: this one is explained, but I might as well discuss it - the British soldiers, believing that the black woman and the underage white girl are the last females left, force them to dress sexy so they can rape them later on, in order to impregnate them.

There are others you guys can probably think of. But that's kind of related to incest, because even if they aren't related by blood in the beginning, they will have to EXPONENTIALLY create more children, and fast, so there will be sanctioned incest.

Anyway, I wouldn't want to have children with her. I at least agree THAT'S wrong! LOL

Dumb ass lol. Why would you want to fuck your cousin but not have children. Now that's even more wrong.. That'll cause more family problems tbh. W/e. I have nothing else more to say other than your family are whores LOL.

Also about Adam and Eve, what do you need explaining?

[Necrolord]

No, it's just Adam and Eve fucked, and God decided to punish WOMAN for eating the apple by making childbirth painful (so why do they have female followers?). Of course, if the Creationist definition is Adam and Eve, that means their offspring would have had to be incestuous in order to start the human race, and the female children, when they became of age, would have been forcibly impregnated as soon as they had "their first blood".

Then, after childbirth, they'd be impregnated again.

Then again, that also conflicts with paleontological discoveries of dinosaurs and neanderthals. The Christian depiction of Adam and Eve indicates that they seemed much more elegant than the neanderthals they were inevitably going to produce.

Adam and Eve is a fallacy, and I just did the Christians a favour by interpreting it. Conservative Christians make no attempts at factually interpreting it.

[Lazers]

"cousin" is vague as fuck

if its your first cousin then you're probably going to have some deformed as shit babies

[Necrolord]

"cousin" is vague as fuck

if its your first cousin then you're probably going to have some deformed as shit babies

But that could help with a presidential/prime ministerial election bid! Sarah Palin did it, she paraded her kid with Down's Syndrome ON-STAGE, as a political prop.

Maybe America realized they couldn't elect a president who has diapers to change.

[Apocist]

No, it's just Adam and Eve fucked, and God decided to punish WOMAN for eating the apple by making childbirth painful (so why do they have female followers?). Of course, if the Creationist definition is Adam and Eve, that means their offspring would have had to be incestuous in order to start the human race, and the female children, when they became of age, would have been forcibly impregnated as soon as they had "their first blood".

Then, after childbirth, they'd be impregnated again.

Then again, that also conflicts with paleontological discoveries of dinosaurs and neanderthals. The Christian depiction of Adam and Eve indicates that they seemed much more elegant than the neanderthals they were inevitably going to produce.

Adam and Eve is a fallacy, and I just did the Christians a favour by interpreting it. Conservative Christians make no attempts at factually interpreting it.

Gotta say that you should throw this into the "does god exist thread" lol. I totally see your point here

[Necrolord]

It worked out so well because Adam and Eve is a story about creating the human race out of incest!

But I wouldn't create children from my cousin. Children = the worst std you can catch.

[Korpsicle]

To be real though, fuck your cousin. Who gives a shit? Sure it's not socially acceptable but with the path technology and medicine is going today, this shit hole of an earth is going to be even more overpopulated anyway. If we cure cancer we're FUCKED. You not having sex and reproducing with a /normal/ (depends on what you call normal) woman means that that's 1-3 less children put on this earth.

And as for gay marriage? Fucking do it. Do it faggots. What happens if that shit becomes legal? We're going to be stuck with people marrying and fucking people of the opposite gender, and guess what, MORE babies.

In the last 200 years we've increased 700% in population. As if this place wasn't overpopulated enough. To be honest, we should legalize genetic screening and kill off all of the retards, allow gay marriage and make fucking your sister socially acceptable. That would probably solve all of our issues.

[Admiral]

It worked out so well because Adam and Eve is a story about creating the human race out of incest!

But I wouldn't create children from my cousin. Children = the worst std you can catch.

If you're a bum... like you are, then of course children will be a curse for you. However, for someone like me who can provide a good home for a family- children would not be a curse.

[Necrolord]

To be real though, fuck your cousin. Who gives a shit? Sure it's not socially acceptable but with the path technology and medicine is going today, this shit hole of an earth is going to be even more overpopulated anyway. If we cure cancer we're FUCKED. You not having sex and reproducing with a /normal/ (depends on what you call normal) woman means that that's 1-3 less children put on this earth.

And as for gay marriage? Fucking do it. Do it faggots. What happens if that shit becomes legal? We're going to be stuck with people marrying and fucking people of the opposite gender, and guess what, MORE babies.

In the last 200 years we've increased 700% in population. As if this place wasn't overpopulated enough. To be honest, we should legalize genetic screening and kill off all of the retards, allow gay marriage and make fucking your sister socially acceptable. That would probably solve all of our issues.

When it comes to the modern-day girl, I have asked a lot of them if they would adopt one of the millions of unwanted children, and they said "I would still want at least ONE of my own." I'm the opposite, if I could find a girl who would be willing to adopt with me, it'd be doing the planet a favour. People don't seem to recognize that overpopulation is an issue at all.

You see, Canada's "economic action-plan" involves building more housing subdivisions, neighbourhoods, so that nice patch of grass you once enjoyed in your city will no longer be there one day. They will build on everything possible...EXCEPT THE QEW 403 HIGHWAY. The government recognizes a need to house the increasing population...but not a need to build another highway to accommodate the increase in vehicle owners.

Bottom line: governments, corporations, and most of humanity, are currently stuck on EXPANSION mode. They can't stop. They think everything will be okay. But like you, I have advanced awareness of what things will be like, so when there is global cataclysm, I won't be panicking. Knowledge is power.

Admiral, you just indicated you have a family and children. Which means you're a MIDDLE-AGED troll! Oh dear God :P

[Ubernox]

>people think that overpopulation is a problem

[Nick]

Everyone is once a child, a teenager. Going to be an adult and become an elderly. Speaking bad about any of the groups is hypocrisy.

[Clawtrocity]

To start off: I'm an only child and my only cousin is not attractive at all.

If you're having sex with someone who is the same race as you(Caucasian, African, Hispanic, Asian) You have some blood relation somewhere. Some retarded cavemen in Europe had butt sex and had retarded buttsex babies and eventually populated europe by moving into different tribes, getting names, and becoming civilized. The only big difference is that the fish monkeys that washed up on shore in Asia are different from the ones that washed up in Africa, America, Europe and such. Even that isn't a sure way to make sure there is 0 blood relation(If we're talking about going back up the tree to the start) Everyone would end up being related somehow. We're all the same genetic species.

I don't know enough about genetics to say that's true or not, but if that's the way it works then there should be no reason not to. I highly doubt I'm 100% right and I'm sure after lets say 10 generations the bloodline is severed and it's completely different DNA or what have you. Regardless men and women have distinct features that they are attracted to. You can't help that kind of shit. It's the same reason gay people enjoy throbbing cocks rather than big eyes, breasts, small chins, and a vagina. It's genetic. You cannot help being attracted to your attractive cousin. You can however try your best not to rape her and in the end you'll do just fine. Think of her as a celebrity. You're attracted to Scarlett Johansson, but the thought of you two being together is just a fantasy. It'll never happen. On the off chance that you're somewhat attractive yourself and find yourself next to a drunken Scarlett Johansson and have sex with her then you have the universes permission to fuck your cousin if she's into it.

[Necrolord]

"You can however try your best not to rape her and in the end you'll do just fine."

ROFL!

You know, they made a film about a nobody who ended up dating the world's leading actress: Notting Hill, with Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts.

Claw is right, evolution or creation: we came from incest. The bloodlines have become so thinned over time, that we have decided when to cut off the blood relations. That's partly why, if you were able to accurately research your entire family tree, you will find a lot of people you don't know, and they'll be like "Who the fuck are you?" when you knock on their door.

People keep emphasizing the risks of procreating with my cousin. I have to emphasize again: I have no desire to even have children with someone I'm NOT related to, lol. Plus, if we had a child, then we'd HAVE to get married! After all, I'd have already done permanent damage to the family, can't make it much worse.

[philie]

You're such a baller necrolord, but why do you keep charlie sheen in your sig? He's such a loser.

Personally I'm lucky i never met any of my attractive cousins to relate. But whatever man if she's just another hot girl you'd like to fuck, I dont see why you make it out to be a big deal. You dont get to fuck all girls you want do you? Even if you tried to go about it the usual way she'd freak out I bet. Or maybe not idfk.
Either way, shit's up to you and I wouldnt judge you. If shit's not weird to either of you then knock yourself out.

[Ash]

What's the point of this thread if we can't counsel you? I thought the point was to counsel.