You are walking..

[creedkingsx]

in a vague, unknown location. You come across a dead donkey. You kick it. Why?

[Admiral]

To check if it is a zombie or not. Next question.

[Ash]

Because all donkeys are annoying assholes with a nigger voice, similar to Shrek's.

also:

[Blazer]

To check if it is a zombie or not. Next question.

The donkey suddenly shrieks as the touch of your foot. It opens it's eyes and glares at you. The irisis are a firehot red that pierce through to your soul. The donkey suddenly catches on fire and turns into a lion with a crimson fur. What do you do with this seven foot tall beast with bloodlust in it's eyes?

[creedkingsx]

You all wrong, next. EZEZEZ

[Ash]

The donkey suddenly shrieks as the touch of your foot. It opens it's eyes and glares at you. The irisis are a firehot red that pierce through to your soul. The donkey suddenly catches on fire and turns into a lion with a crimson fur. What do you do with this seven foot tall beast with bloodlust in it's eyes?

Sing trololol, or you can yell "FOR NARNIA" and fight.

[creedkingsx]

Sing trololol, or you can yell "FOR NARNIA" and fight.

[Admiral]

The donkey suddenly shrieks as the touch of your foot. It opens it's eyes and glares at you. The irisis are a firehot red that pierce through to your soul. The donkey suddenly catches on fire and turns into a lion with a crimson fur. What do you do with this seven foot tall beast with bloodlust in it's eyes?

I turn him into steaks. Next question.

[Jim]

I turn him into steaks. Next question.

How much do you cook the steak?

[CmG]

Do the circus act. putting my head into his mouth of course what else?

[Ash]

can we ask questions in this puzzle?

[Admiral]

How much do you cook the steak?

I'd follow the directions on the box of course.

[creedkingsx]

can we ask questions in this puzzle?

Yes. lol

[Blazer]

What would you do when the steak eats you instead????

[Manded]

Because you want to see if hes really dead so if he is alive you can travel with him

[BoogeyMan]

To see if there are any flies on him. If not he would probably not be rotten, in which case you can eat him. After all your in an unknown area... probably won't be leaving anytime soon lol

[ajkei]

Obviously because I kick ass.

Honestly creed, if this is the answer then you fail at making puzzles.

[lunaris888]

Is the monkey an actual monkey?

Is the monkey a metaphor?

Is the monkey a pun to disguise the real object/person?

Have I seen this monkey before?

Is the location pertinent to the reason I kick the monkey?

By "come across" do you literally mean I am walking and find the monkey along my travels as opposed to it being a play on words?

Would I kick the dead monkey if it were alive?

Does the dead monkey want me to kick it?

Is the dead monkey responsible for me being in this location?

[Duzero]

Obviously because I kick ass.

If this is not the right answer I will be sad.

[Lysergic]

Is the monkey an actual monkey?

Is the monkey a metaphor?

Is the monkey a pun to disguise the real object/person?

Have I seen this monkey before?

Is the location pertinent to the reason I kick the monkey?

By "come across" do you literally mean I am walking and find the monkey along my travels as opposed to it being a play on words?

Would I kick the dead monkey if it were alive?

Does the dead monkey want me to kick it?

Is the dead monkey responsible for me being in this location?

What monkey?

[lunaris888]

What monkey?

Sorry, misread the original animal, act as if I typed donkey instead of monkey.