I don't want to be forever alone

[Ganondorf]

It's been a few weeks and I still haven't refriended any of my old friends (I am very lazy), so if anyone is bored, please add me. I've been on this forum too long to be forever alone...

Current friend count: 7

[Ash]

Who's Ganondorf?

[Bruno]

A loser with NOOO friends. Ah hehehe!!!

[knight10]

Friends are overrated, unless you like drama.

[Blazer]

Forever alone with friends? Mind blown.

[Necrolord]

Friends are overrated, unless you like drama.

Yep. I'm starting from scratch after I left my last retail job. I was in such an angry and bitter state, that I finally decided to get rid of some douchebag friends in my life, and I can see clearer now. Learned so many lessons about friends, and what they can turn into.

You see, it's about having a balance of personality. I've been very nice before, and been walked-over and taken advantage of. "Can I borrow $50 to see my girlfriend who lives an hour away? I know how much you hate lending out money, man, I promise to pay you back in two weeks! Oh, I'm sorry, the job I'm working at (fitness centre) only gives me one session a month, and I only earn $50 a month. Sorry, looks like you'll be waiting a while. I'm going to move in with my welfare girlfriend soon, and we can combine our accidental children to live off the government, but we won't even pay you with THAT!"

Of course, if you do absolutely nothing for friends, then you're a complete asshole. It's about intuition, and knowing what a person's intentions are.

I'm sure there are stoners who don't use people. That's what I'm looking for.

[Admiral]

I don't believe Necroplant ever had friends, just saying.

[Ash]

I don't believe Necroplant ever had friends, just saying.

*looks at necro's new avatar of some old guy pulling out a middle finger*
*looks at ur post*
is this some kind of message necro is trying to say subliminally?

[creedkingsx]

I don't know... who are you?

[DramaLlama]

Friends are overrated, unless you like drama.

No one likes me.
Ganondorf added me as a friend, I said no.
Same with ash (he's special)

[Jim]

No one likes me.
Ganondorf added me as a friend, I said no.
Same with ash (he's special)

I do like your cat facts.

[Raptorblaze]

I have the feeling I have more irl friends than 4 of the last 5 people to post here...

[DramaLlama]

I have the feeling I have more irl friends than 4 of the last 5 people to post here...

Well look at you mr. hotshot
Friends are for pussies who waste time instead of living life reading reddit and trolling

[Raptorblaze]

Well look at you mr. hotshot
Friends are for pussies who waste time instead of living life reading reddit and trolling

I loled

[Ganondorf]

Real life is for noobs: I have more LoL and SC2 friends than I ever had in real life. With my 4 friends right now, I'm already getting close on the forums... Basements are surprisingly comfy.

[Necrolord]

I live in the basement lol. It's actually an epidemic among sons in their 20's who still live with their parents. Oh Admiral, brave and honest Necroplant is challenging you to post your true circumstances. Because you are a particularly vile troll, and haven't revealed one thing about how much a loser YOU are!

Cmon, pull any middle-class job occupation out of your ass, please :P This is the internet, I'll believe you!

Here's what I did the other day on Facebook. I have a positive acquaintance on there, who I worked with at my last job. We were amiable, until I noticed that someone who I think about murdering everyday (former supervisor who motivated me to quit) was commenting on their Wall. I'm a person of individual purity, so I purged this acquaintance from my friends list. Consort with the enemy, and you are an enemy of mine.

[Jim]

I have the feeling I have more irl friends than 4 of the last 5 people to post here...

For some reason i feel like i'm that 1 of 5 (prob cus i don't live in a basement).

[Ash]

Cmon, pull any middle-class job occupation out of your ass, please :P This is the internet, I'll believe you!

Here's what I did the other day on Facebook. I have a positive acquaintance on there, who I worked with at my last job. We were amiable, until I noticed that someone who I think about murdering everyday (former supervisor who motivated me to quit) was commenting on their Wall. I'm a person of individual purity, so I purged this acquaintance from my friends list. Consort with the enemy, and you are an enemy of mine.

You role-blocked your enemy? Well, you're an interesting one.

[creedkingsx]

Well look at you mr. hotshot
Friends are for pussies who waste time instead of living life reading reddit and trolling

A recent psychological study has shown that "trolls" have a mental disorder where they have to troll. It relieves their stress and calms them down from everyday life. The trolls of the internet are compensating because they have no real life and are frustrated by that so they attempt to take it out on the internet. Enjoy your insanity. ^^v
Don't believe me? I reffer you to SourceFed.

[Ash]

A recent psychological study has shown that "trolls" have a mental disorder where they have to troll. It relieves their stress and calms them down from everyday life. The trolls of the internet are compensating because they have no real life and are frustrated by that so they attempt to take it out on the internet. Enjoy your insanity. ^^v
Don't believe me? I reffer you to SourceFed.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
FUCK IT ILL CONFESS

I HATE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK ALL HE DOES IS BRAG ABOUT HIS HOES.

[creedkingsx]

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
FUCK IT ILL CONFESS

I HATE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK ALL HE DOES IS BRAG ABOUT HIS HOES.

[Ganondorf]

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
FUCK IT ILL CONFESS

I HATE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK ALL HE DOES IS BRAG ABOUT HIS HOES.

Don't be hatin'

[DramaLlama]

Psh, who hasn't been bullied at some point in their life?
Anyone who says they weren't is lying and has deep psychological issues.

I don't assume I'm anonymous. Anonymous trolls don't become part of a community. If I wanted to be anonymous I wouldn't use the same name in games (where clearly I could be anyone I wanted to).
I always use some variation of [BAN LIST] DramaLlama is a pony loving ass faggot

Why do I troll?
A) Sc2 mafia is boring
B) eliciting qq and rage out of people makes me lol
C) I was trolled so many times I decided to take it up
D) I have far more fun per minute when I troll and die early.

Statistically:
When I make an early exit in games (day 1/2/3), an average game (including lobby + load screen + set up time) is 10 minutes. I have tons of shits and giggles in those 10 minutes.
VS
Dragging a game out for 20-40 minutes, bored, sitting in a graveyard unable to do anything and talking with morons who QQ about everything. average of 30 minutes for very little fun.

with the unit of fun measured in 'factors' (10 being highest, 0 being lowest) and minutes being the time domain: I have a fun factor of 10 for playing 10 minutes when I troll vs maybe a fun factor of 3 over 30 minutes.
So that is 1 fun per minute, vs 0.1 fun per minute.
I am having 10 times more fun per minute when I am trolling. In an hour I have 600 times more fun.
This fun factor is not a lie. I provide evidence to support my theory that trolling is way more fun than playing seriously.

[creedkingsx]

Psh, who hasn't been bullied at some point in their life?
Anyone who says they weren't is lying and has deep psychological issues.

I don't assume I'm anonymous. Anonymous trolls don't become part of a community. If I wanted to be anonymous I wouldn't use the same name in games (where clearly I could be anyone I wanted to).

That's not what they mean at all by anonymous. It's not like any of us know who you are, in person. Trolls troll because they can literally say just about anything and it has no reflection on them. It's not like I can go to Archangel in real life and be like, "LOL, YOU GOT BANNED, NIGGA." There is no risk in the concept of trolling. Especially in the mafia community where trolling is almost accepted. Even more when you become a more integral part of it and go to pub games because pub games are like a mask on top of a mask. Pubs aren't going to talk to you outside of the game, so that's a trolling reputation you don't have to worry about, which masks your reputation for real life. TROLLCEPTION NIGGA

[DramaLlama]

A large congregation of pubs know who I am and worship me like Christians worship the devil...
They break out the holy water and lynch my ass for even setting foot in the lobby.

[creedkingsx]

A large congregation of pubs know who I am and worship me like Christians worship the devil...
They break out the holy water and lynch my ass for even setting foot in the lobby.

Your spoiler doesn't work btw xD

[Raptorblaze]

I've (honest to god) never been bullied. Legit. Which is as surprising to me as to anyone else.

[Blazer]

I've (honest to god) never been bullied. Legit. Which is as surprising to me as to anyone else.

Shut up you little punk! Or i will give you a wedgey!!

You have officially been bullied. How do you feel about this experience?

[Blazer]

Lol. Damn straight!
You better watch it or you're next luna!

[Raptorblaze]

Shut up you little punk! Or i will give you a wedgey!!

You have officially been bullied. How do you feel about this experience?

Says the person whose signature is a flaming emblem from an anime made for children.

[Blazer]

Says the person whose signature is a flaming emblem from an anime made for children.

Lulululul. Indeed. So how does it feel to be bullied? (btw it's not made for children per say, but w/e ^^)
I never said I was a good bully either XD

[Raptorblaze]

Lulululul. Indeed. So how does it feel to be bullied? (btw it's not made for children per say, but w/e ^^)
I never said I was a good bully either XD

People get "slashed" by a sword and don't bleed or have any obvious slice injury, and noone ever actually dies they just get "defeated." It's made for children.

[creedkingsx]

Lulululul. Indeed. So how does it feel to be bullied? (btw it's not made for children per say, but w/e ^^)
I never said I was a good bully either XD

Stick to being a friendly ^^v

[Blazer]

People get "slashed" by a sword and don't bleed or have any obvious slice injury, and noone ever actually dies they just get "defeated." It's made for children.

The manga shows blood. The anime is more censored. So technically it's not designed for children, just censored to it can air at certain times and such.

*still doesn't know what you mean with the whole ^^v thing...*

[Ash]

hai guise i got a funny joke

why is ganondorf afraid of the internet?

Spoiler : answer :

because there are too many unexpected links! ahahahahahahahahaha

[Blazer]

hai guise i got a funny joke

why is ganondorf afraid of the internet?

Spoiler : answer :

because there are too many unexpected links! ahahahahahahahahaha

ROFLMAO!!!! nice one ash..+1 for awesomeness +1 for zelda reference.

[Ash]

Ash is a homosexual.

Spoiler : Language not suitable for 'children'. :

1. I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
2. THIS IS ABOUT GANONDORF, NOT ABOUT ASH YOU DUMB ASS.
3. YOU'RE A HOMO THAT RIDES TRIPLE FAT COCKS IN YOUR ASS WITH DOUBLE FAT COCKS IN YOUR MOUTH.

[Ganondorf]

I can roflpwn Link any day of the week... It's just that he has so much going for him (various items, magic, blessings from Gods/Goddesses, Zelda/Hylians, the typical storyline stereotype where the good guy always prevails, etc). If it was just me and Link going at it, the fight would be over in no time (no fishing rods plzkthx)

[Ubernox]

Ash wins.

[Admiral]

I live in the basement lol. It's actually an epidemic among sons in their 20's who still live with their parents. Oh Admiral, brave and honest Necroplant is challenging you to post your true circumstances. Because you are a particularly vile troll, and haven't revealed one thing about how much a loser YOU are!

Cmon, pull any middle-class job occupation out of your ass, please :P This is the internet, I'll believe you!

Here's what I did the other day on Facebook. I have a positive acquaintance on there, who I worked with at my last job. We were amiable, until I noticed that someone who I think about murdering everyday (former supervisor who motivated me to quit) was commenting on their Wall. I'm a person of individual purity, so I purged this acquaintance from my friends list. Consort with the enemy, and you are an enemy of mine.

Just because you're a future-less bum with nothing to look forward too does not mean the rest of us are. I told you in the other thread to check the most recent page of my posts to figure out who I work for. If you're not smart enough to do it you can only blame those who dropped you on your head... that and the people who made the lead paint used on your walls.

[Blazer]

I can roflpwn Link any day of the week... It's just that he has so much going for him (various items, magic, blessings from Gods/Goddesses, Zelda/Hylians, the typical storyline stereotype where the good guy always prevails, etc). If it was just me and Link going at it, the fight would be over in no time (no fishing rods plzkthx)

But he has Navi saying "HEY LISTEN!" Every freaken second of his waking life. So i think he should get some help.

[Ganondorf]

But he has Navi saying "HEY LISTEN!" Every freaken second of his waking life. So i think he should get some help.

When the Sacred Realm is mine, I shall capture Navi and put her in a cage in my dungeon along with the 'SPACE' personality core from Portal 2 so that my prisoners can die miserable.

[Blazer]

When the Sacred Realm is mine, I shall capture Navi and put her in a cage in my dungeon along with the 'SPACE' personality core from Portal 2 so that my prisoners can die miserable.

That's just cruel....you really are evil incarnate...
It's a good think you always get your butt kicked by Link. lul. How does it feel to be beaten by a 15 yr old? {maybe 18}