[Important] All Members Must read

[Stacker1]

Don't forget to brush your teeth. When you don't brush your teeth bad people will come to your house and force you to do things that you don't want to. I remember my friend Jimmy who didn't brush his teeth one day, so the bad people came to his house. The cops came, but they were to late. The next day Jimmy showed up to school and he was not the same. He talked to no one, and during recess he would go into the corner and cry.

Also, don't forget to wash your hands as much as possible. You really need to do it because 2+2=5 and Big Brother is watching you. Thank you for your time.

[BorkBot]

I looked. Congrats.

[Apocist]

In...deed..

[Mugy]

Oh Brien....
See what I did thar?

[Ambient]

I deem this troll over