The Necro Baker MOVIE TRAILER!!! Now long-since released!!!

[Necroplant]

Last post I communicated about Robert Downey Junior's 90's movie "Two Girls and a Guy", where audiences all over America got to watch him stick his tongue up a chick's ass. My man.

To celebrate my new position as baker, I thought I'd show you a movie trailer called "The Baker". It stars the guy who plays Captain Richard Winters in "Band of Brothers", who is actually English. He plays a hitman who has to go into hiding, and uses a small baker shop as a cover.

I loved the part where the guy wants to kill his wife, so he goes in to "order a cake", and the baker thinks he's literally placing a cake order, so he just makes him a chocolate cake. Oh, his wife dies in other ways, and he celebrates. Fuck marriage!!!

[Necroplant]

"Everyone has skeletons in their closet."

"That's supposed to be a figure of speech!"

That actress was in Shaun of the Dead.

[FYRE]

why is your profile picture a tanned as fuck woman?

[Ash]

why is your profile picture a tanned as fuck woman?

OMG IT'S FYRE LIKE WTFO,ASDFLASMDGADSF.

[Burnteskimo IIl.]

i beat fyre 1v1 offrace