Good afternoon my fellow Odysseyans. Today is a great day for our nation!
For although it is a burden that has been placed upon me which I did not ask for I will strive to exercise my powers to the fullest of my ability. For our great nation is under threat. Some called me crazy when I created awareness groups to discuss the threat but we know they are among us. The Aliens are REAL and we will find them!
The unfortunate reality before us is that we must live our days in fear. Although those dastardly bastards have discovered the secrets of intergalactic travel they are dedicated to an evil plot to kidnap and probe us. We all know they are just perverts! And they must be stopped! Because although they may start with us they will not stop there. Next they will be probing our pets and god forbid, our fish. I believe it is important to national security that we protect our Fish and I will endeavor to do so.
Excellent question. I have been granted additional voting power by our great nation in the dire struggle against those pervy aliens.
I will make you this promise my fellow citizens. We shall not rest until every last one of those little perverts is hunted down no matter the cost. Some of us may have to make great sacrifices in order to accomplish this goal. Even the ultimate sacrifice. But any cost is worth it to protect the safety of our booty's, our pets, our fish. My fellow Odysseyans, let us work together on this great journey as we hunt down every last alien. Do not go into the light and do not accept rides from strangers!