Don't worry, babe...
the fur's just something to hold on to!

Magoroth's dream girlfriend be like...
I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my THIGHS!

blinkskater in a bar be like...
You look pretty,
I like your hair,
Here's a drink,
Are you ready now?

Noz's dream man be like...
I've got what you need.
*Unzips*

aamirus flirt be like...
I'm short and good with my hands. How can you resist?

'Random Gamer' flirting in his dreams be like...
Nice pants! What's the drop rate?

HentaiManOfPeace future wife be like...
Being bitchy is in my blood, don't pretend you don't like it.

Frinckles criteria for dating someone be like...
Um... you look like a lady.

SB16's dream girl be like...
When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate up to 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?