"What would you like to say?"
Well its so simple. Are you the sort of host to expect players will confess, or to expect they will not? Now, a clever host would expect a player to confess, because they would know that only a great fool would speak freely. I'm not a great fool, so I clearly can not choose to confess. But you would've counted on it, and so clearly I should choose to confess here.
"You've made your decision then?"
Not remotely! Because confession forms are created by interested people, as everyone knows. And interested people are suspicious. And suspicious people are used to not being trusted, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly can not choose to confess here.
"Truly you have a dizzying intellect"
Wait till I get going! Where was I?
Yes --- confession forms. You must've known I wouldn't have trusted you, so clearly I can choose to confess here.
"You're just stalling now."
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've hosted an awesome game, which means you're exceptionally appealing. So, you could have expected players to confess, trusting on your popularity to cause people to use this form. So I can clearly not choose to confess here. But, this is also a re-run, which means you have hosted recently. And in hosting recently, you gathered lots of confessions and therefore expected people to distrust you and not confess here, so I can clearly choose to confess here.
"You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work"
It has worked! You've given everything away! I know what the correct choice is!
"Then make your choice"
I will! And I choose [gasp] what in the world is that fine print!?!?
"Where? I don't see it."
Oh, well, I could've sworn I saw something. No matter. *giggle*
"What's so funny?"
I'll tell you in a minute. But first, I must choose, and you must wait.
"You choose wrong"
You only think I choose wrong, that's what's so funny! I wrote this up and never sent it! Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never write a post with scum-slip". But only slightly less well-known is this! Never go in against a off-site player when CONFESSION is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---oh wait