i took a shit today
i took a shit today
me and the toilet got acquainted today

i took a shit today
i took a shit today
dirtied toilet paper with my ass today

plotato plotato, my shit hard like old playdough
scoop it in my hand, toss it out the van, shatter ur window n kill ur old man
"oh no, oh why, my father must die"
coz u messed with the best, bitch that is i

mc xplicit takin fat dumps
plotato surrounded by feral dogs gettin humped
they cum in his mouth, in his eye, in his nose
smellin like dog cum ull never get any hoes

i walk up 2 the club n the bouncer let me in
u walk up 2 the club n the bouncer say god damn
u smell like shit, and dog cum too.
get the fuck outta here dude!!

werd