CHICKS, MANG...FUGEDABOUDIT

[Necrolord]

So today I was having lunch with Dad on the way to the States, and we go to a restaurant we frequent sometimes. There is a waitress there who was in my grade in high school, and I got to know her a bit, and I decided the best non-awkward way to get some contact info in a public restaurant with nosy ears is FACEBOOK! Facebook is so stupid, your friend list is meaningless anyway!

When she accepts me...guess what her status is?

FUCKING HELL, EVERY FUCKING GIRL I GET TO KNOW IS TAKEN!!!

[Ash]

LOL
I wasn't made an expert, I was born an expert.
*several flirt moments later* FUCK YOU!

[Raptorblaze]

Advantages to being gay: Most gay guys are in open relationships. Think about that.

[Necrolord]

Advantages to being gay: Most gay guys are in open relationships. Think about that.

According to an old douchebag PUA friend of mine, most girls are in open relationships...or, they will cheat on you secretly. Thankfully, I don't have his distrust of women in general, and I don't go for the girls he goes for.

[Raptorblaze]

According to an old douchebag PUA friend of mine, most girls are in open relationships...or, they will cheat on you secretly. Thankfully, I don't have his distrust of women in general, and I don't go for the girls he goes for.

There's also exponentially more relationship pair possibilities. So It's easier. ;)

[Necrolord]

Hey Raptor, why don't you fuck a guy in the ass instead? I'm afraid the ass I want to lick/fuck has to be hairless, have nice curves, and long hair that smells like Vidal Sassoon.

[Raptorblaze]

Hey Raptor, why don't you fuck a guy in the ass instead? I'm afraid the ass I want to lick/fuck has to be hairless, have nice curves, and long hair that smells like Vidal Sassoon.

Ironically that still describes a few guys I know...
If it helps, I spend a fair amount of my free time convincing girls to have sex with people I know, because I find it fun. Gay bros are still bros.

[Sookie]

According to an old douchebag PUA friend of mine, most girls are in open relationships...or, they will cheat on you secretly. Thankfully, I don't have his distrust of women in general, and I don't go for the girls he goes for.

not all girls are like that, and i have little respect for the ones who are, at least the ones who cheat anyways.

i can't see myself in an open relationship personally, not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm just the jealous sort and not keen on sharing/being shared.

[Ash]

being gay is not the way

[Raptorblaze]

being gay is not the way

Maybe not for him, but gay friends increase your chances of getting into girls' pants, unless you're a total bastard...then probably not.

[Admiral]

Taking advice about women from Necroplant is like tattooing yourself with a hypodermic needle you found in the alley.

[Necrolord]

I love it on bottom when I have a big hairy man in my presence.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

[Raptorblaze]

I love it on bottom when I have a big hairy man in my presence.

It's true, My friend has proof.

[Admiral]

So this guy was balls deep in my ass, right? Well, he pulls out to finish on my back but I thought I'd help a brother out by blowing him. You wouldn't believe it but this guy was ROCK hard. I turn to him and say "What are you some sort of faggot? I'm only finishing you with a handjob now."

Cool story bro.

[Necrolord]

Future story, bro: the day I bite your cock off.

[Ash]

Future story, bro: the day I bite your cock off.

Biting dicks is just the first step into your gayness. I would never want a dick in my mouth.

[Raptorblaze]

Biting dicks is just the first step into your gayness. I would never want a dick in my mouth.

+1

[Lazers]

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[Necrolord]

Okay we're getting off topic here, let's go back to the beginning. I hate being in the U.S with my Dad, because any cute girl I see, I know I can't have a long-term relationship with...because FUCK long-distance relationships! Long distance relationship are worth it if each visit is a sex bonanza.

When I see a cute girl, I wear my heart on my sleeves honestly. I call it love at first sight, but of course more experienced people just call it physical attraction/lust. I have learned NOT to stereotype girls, because girls can stereotype us. Example: looking at a cute girl. Some girls think that all guys just want to get into their pants, or are after ONE THING.

I'm not just after one thing, I want everything about that girl. I want her trust, her love, her to text me every day, etc. Relationships can be way better than just you and your right hand. To me, a relationship is someone you can go home to, or you can visit. Someone who you can take out with so all the other couples don't end up pissing you off lol.

The last time I got to see naked was in March. I've only had intercourse with one girl in 26 years, and it wasn't even good. I'm still a virgin in the pleasure aspect. There are people FUCKING RIGHT NOW, and I'm missing out dammit. Who else hasn't seen moist action in months??

[Ash]

her to text me every day

u must be lonely, some girls never stop texting.

[Necrolord]

u must be lonely, some girls never stop texting.

I take most of it back. Then again, I just blazed. It's funny, but weed actually makes me think differently about life in general.

Are you actually in Japan, Ash?

[Admiral]

ITT: The two constants in Necroplants life - loneliness and desperation.

[Raptorblaze]

Okay we're getting off topic here, let's go back to the beginning. I hate being in the U.S with my Dad, because any cute girl I see, I know I can't have a long-term relationship with...because FUCK long-distance relationships! Long distance relationship are worth it if each visit is a sex bonanza.

When I see a cute girl, I wear my heart on my sleeves honestly. I call it love at first sight, but of course more experienced people just call it physical attraction/lust. I have learned NOT to stereotype girls, because girls can stereotype us. Example: looking at a cute girl. Some girls think that all guys just want to get into their pants, or are after ONE THING.

I'm not just after one thing, I want everything about that girl. I want her trust, her love, her to text me every day, etc. Relationships can be way better than just you and your right hand. To me, a relationship is someone you can go home to, or you can visit. Someone who you can take out with so all the other couples don't end up pissing you off lol.

The last time I got to see naked was in March. I've only had intercourse with one girl in 26 years, and it wasn't even good. I'm still a virgin in the pleasure aspect. There are people FUCKING RIGHT NOW, and I'm missing out dammit. Who else hasn't seen moist action in months??

Umm if we're talking about vaginal sex me I guess? lol inb4 everyone realizes me being gay is an extremely easy troll.

[Nick]

I see a lot of talks about receiving. Where hence has giving gone?

EDIT: I mean relationship. Not sex.

[CmG]

I see a lot of talks about receiving. Where hence has giving gone?

EDIT: I mean relationship. Not sex.

You are kidding right? I see only sex talk here :o Open relationships aren't relations its just abusing the partners and yourself. For most people that is.

[philie]

You are kidding right? I see only sex talk here :o Open relationships aren't relations its just abusing the partners and yourself. For most people that is.

chocopaw begs to differ.

Also i like it when trolls are turning on one another.

[CmG]

Well if that works for him/her why not? Doesn't work for me tested it enough times already. I don't have the Goonswarm gene i guess.

[Ash]

I take most of it back. Then again, I just blazed. It's funny, but weed actually makes me think differently about life in general.

Are you actually in Japan, Ash?

ya

[Necrolord]

My Dad told me once that women "grow a brain" when they're in their 30's or 40's, and are less inclined to date a total douchebag.

So WTF does that teach you? That you have to wait until the woman is ALL USED UP by others before she'll give you love?

I've received so much dating advice from different people over the years, that it feels like the Large Hadron Collider in my brain: conscious thoughts smashing against each other and paralyzing any attempts to meet a girl. The only lesson I'll retain is: girls appreciate big balls. They might respect the courage it takes to approach them.

Admiral wouldn't know, because I bit his dick off and he'll never stick it in a girl again.

[Nick]

I'm pretty sure that not all girls are like that... or boys stopped being one by then lol.

I wish you luck in finding true love. And hope that your daughter don't end up like what her grandfather said.

[CmG]

I am pretty sure you get trolled

[Nick]

Depending on their social circle, what they say can be true. Who knows. May sound outlandish to some, but that doesn't mean that such things do not exist, can be disregarded and swept under the carpet. Then again, most prefer to continue living in their tiny paradise, thinking all is well and good.

[CmG]

uh huh. Wanna hazz dating tipz then? xD

[Raptorblaze]

From someone who has to listen to women discuss why they will and won't date different people... women are fracking insane. It dumbfounds me.
I've seriously been straight up with them before:
1. He likes you
2. He's attractive
3. He's a nice guy
but you don't want to date him because he's like your best friend? FFS the perfect relationship is one where you're in love with your best friend, not some douche that treats you like crap.
I think it's society teaching girls at a young age to go after those douche types frankly.

[Lysergic]

Umm if we're talking about vaginal sex me I guess? lol inb4 everyone realizes me being gay is an extremely easy troll.

Fag. xD

[Ash]

From someone who has to listen to women discuss why they will and won't date different people... women are fracking insane. It dumbfounds me.
I've seriously been straight up with them before:
1. He likes you
2. He's attractive
3. He's a nice guy
but you don't want to date him because he's like your best friend? FFS the perfect relationship is one where you're in love with your best friend, not some douche that treats you like crap.
I think it's society teaching girls at a young age to go after those douche types frankly.

[Goremancer]

My advice to dating is don't worry too much about it until you are over 22. Of course I would never know because I'm not 22. Meanwhile, I would go play games and be nerdy. Screw social relationships. Having a few friends doesn't count as social relationship.

[Raptorblaze]

My advice to dating is don't worry too much about it until you are over 22. Of course I would never know because I'm not 22. Meanwhile, I would go play games and be nerdy. Screw social relationships. Having a few friends doesn't count as social relationship.

My opinion is that ages 17-23 are all about exploring who you are, what you like/dislike, and learning about other people. If you don't interact with others you'll never be mature enough to handle real people when the time comes.

[Admiral]

chocopaw begs to differ.

Also i like it when trolls are turning on one another.

Necroplant doesn't count as a troll. That's an insult to actual trolls.