S-FMV: Arrested Development

[TheWaaagh]

Previously on Arrested Development:
Lucille Bluth found herself facing similar charges to the ones placed against George Sr several years ago. When the SEC came for her, her son Michael and grandson George Michael took the opportunity to flee the Queen Mary and, in what had become an almost yearly ritual since the beginning of the family’s legal troubles, attempted to start a new life.

The rest of the family was leaderless over the course of the next few months, and as chaos reigned down on the Bluth family, Michael began to feel guilty. After discussing their future with his son, he decided to return to the O.C (ed. note: don’t call it that) and reconnect with the family he had abandoned and help them out of the mess they had created for themselves.

It would’ve been a touching family reunion, if Lucille didn’t have a plan of her own. She knew that her family could be dangerous in the wrong hands and, if necessary, wasn’t above doing whatever it took to silence them.

Lupe was the first victim of her actions. She knew all of the Bluth estate’s secrets and Lucille decided that the risk was too great should the prosecution get a hold of her. After being deported, a new maid was almost immediately hired, one that luckily spoke no English. Mozza didn’t want any trouble, she was just trying to make ends meet until she could afford to pay for her family to cross the border and live with her in America. She just wanted her kids back.

Day 1
Michael and his son arrived at his Mother’s apartment early the next morning, only to find the entire family already there and waiting. He was shocked, they hadn’t been this well coordinated since their last intervention-turned-party, and they had even set up the old cornballer machine.

GOB was the first to speak.

GOB “Oh, look who finally shows up: everyone’s favorite robot.”

Michael “It’s good to see you too, GOB. I need everyone to listen up though, these are some serious charges placed against Mom. If we’re going to get through this we have to be a team. Alright?”

GOB “A team? Well, I don’t know what you expect guy, but I’m not [bleeping] Kitty again. Come on!”

Michael was confused. In fact, they all were.

Michael “GOB, are you saying you’ve seen Kitty? You know how unstable she can be.”

GOB “She seemed pretty stable last night, when I [bleeped] her!”

GOB held up his hand, awaiting the high five that would never come.

GOB “... Come on?”

Michael “GOB, you know we need to be careful about what we say to outsiders, who knows what Kitty’s agenda is if she’s back in town.”

Buster “Well, I for one am definitely not [bleeping] Kitty. Only Mother. I mean I only talk to Mother. Haha, did someone give me juice? I need to go lie down.”

Buster was nervous. He had begun seeing Lucille #2 in secret again, and was worried about the reaction he’d get from the family if they found out. No one noticed him leave when Michael sat everyone down.

Michael “Okay, here’s the situation, this family is not going anywhere until we come up with a plan. If any one has any secrets, now would be the time to speak up, before everything explodes in court.”

The room fell into an awkward silence as they gave one another suspicious glances. And then someone finally decided to speak up...

Roles

Godfather
Hidden Mafia Role*
Hidden Mafia Role*

Doctor
Investigator
Hidden Town Role*
Hidden Town Role*
Hidden Town Role*
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen

Serial Killer

* possible roles: Consort, Framer, Janitor, Consigliere, Mafioso
* possible roles: Sheriff, Investigator, Doctor, Vigilante, Veteran, Bodyguard, Escort, Lookout, Detective, Coroner

Note: Doctor and Investigator are the only two roles that may have duplicates in the Hidden Roles.

Mafia Roles will not have duplicates.

Player Sheet
1. McPwnage
2. Jaczac
3. Goremancer
4. Zane
5. kiranearitachi
6. Deathfire123 (replaced Ubernox)
7. Rocshi
8. DramaLlama
9. Luna
10. Sumikoko
11. CmG
12. Jimbobicus
13. Mopin

Graveyard
Lupe – Deported to Mexico by Lucille

Day will end either after everyone has spoken or at https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i...y+27+4%3A00+pm. If you do not speak today, you will be modkilled.

Tell me if I did that time thing wrong, I've never used that before. Also, any questions you might have are welcome, but this is a pretty standard SC2 style game so I don't think there should be too much confusion.

Oh and NO PMs between players, kiranearitachi.

[Zane]

you chicken peabnut in the air

[Mopin]

Hello everyone! (and Zane)

[Goremancer]

So is today day/no lynch?

[TheWaaagh]

So is today day/no lynch?

Indeed. I'd hope you guys wouldn't lynch on the first day with no evidence anyway lol.

[Goremancer]

ZANE IS SCUM!!! HE SAID PEABNUT!!!11 USUALLY HE SAYS PEABNUT BUBBER. HE'S NOT ACTING USUAL. SCUMBAG. SCUMBAG. DIME A DOZEN SCUMSTABBING BACKBAG! ZANE IS SCUM AGAIN!!! MOPIN IS SCUM!!! LURKERS ARE SCUM!

[jimbobicus]

Anyong

[Goremancer]

Anyong

Vegeta what is his scumtell level?
It's over 9000!!!!!!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[Rocshi]

ALLLL OF YOU ARE SCUM

[Deathfire123]

I'm not scum

[Rocshi]

Yes.

Yes you are.

-dayshoot Deathfire

[Goremancer]

-take out Sasha
-day chaingun everyone

[Deathfire123]

scratch that, now im actually part of the game

[TheWaaagh]

So Ubernox has asked me to send in one of the reserves in his stead. So Deathfire123 is now the new Ubernox. Act accordingly.

[Goremancer]

Well what is there to talk aboot? It's day1 wid no lynch bro. ITSA TROLLING TIME!

EDIT: Awwwww Ubernox got replaced? Oh well. Hi deathfire

[TheWaaagh]

Well what is there to talk aboot? It's day1 wid no lynch bro. ITSA TROLLING TIME!

EDIT: Awwwww Ubernox got replaced? Oh well. Hi deathfire

I was originally going to just start it at night, but I figured since there's some newer players in here, it'd make sense to let them get a feel for how everyone acts so they can more accurately choose their night time actions instead of just blind meta-gaming. Plus, this is a good way for me to see if anyone is going to be inactive and not post.

[Deathfire123]

Im new..... what do?

[TheWaaagh]

Im new..... what do?

New rule: Today is a no lynch EXCEPT for votes on Deathfire.

[Goremancer]

Alright
-Vote Deathfire123

[Goremancer]

LYNCH THE NOOB!

[jaczac]

IM FUCKING CITIZEN


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[Goremancer]

So you are a fucking citizen
Who are you fucking?

[DramaLlama]

I am going to lurk this thread SO HARD.

[Goremancer]

SCUM! RED ALERT RED ALERT. SCUM DETECTED. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Zane]

what is a banana

[CmG]

"Insert random troll sentence in here"

Cya tomorrow.

[CmG]

ALL ROLECLAIM NAO AND WE HAVE WON HERPDERPDERPDPERPDERPERPEDFPERPEPRPWERPWEPRTWEPRWP PR

That TROLLGENE TO STRONG! XD

[CmG]

DOC HEAL ME I AM IMPOTENT! THIS SUCKS! xDDDD

[Zane]

[Ubernox]

Enjoy the game bros. Gl Hf. Also, before I leave, I claim executioner. My lynch on TheWaaagh was successful, so I win.

[Goremancer]

Well I got tings to do. Soooooo...

LOLOLOL

[CmG]

[Ubernox]

[jaczac]

IM SAD
I GOT CITIZEN..

CAPS LOCKFTW






INB4 TROLL GAME

[McJesus]

Never fear McPwnage is here!

[Luna]

Is the Serial Killer taking combat acting lessons from Carl Weathers?

[TheWaaagh]

Is the Serial Killer taking combat acting lessons from Carl Weathers?

He's busy at a Burger King right now, actually. Did you know you can get free refills there?

[CmG]

Not in Germany though. They collect most money with the fucking soft drinks

[TheWaaagh]

Not in Germany though. They collect most money with the fucking soft drinks

Hey, you take a soft drink, and some of their fries, put that in a pot and BAM! You got yourself a stew.

[jimbobicus]

I have determined, definitively, that Goremancer may or may not be scum

[Luna]

I wonder what character from the show I am?

I hope I'm Tobias. I want to be an Analrapist.

[Goremancer]

I have determined, definitively, that Goremancer may or may not be scum

jimbo accused me of being scum. Therefore, according to the Laws of Goremancer Play, jimbo is by default scum. No question asked. He's scum. Time to go chop chop with guillotine.

[Sumikoko]

Well I'm here guys.

[Goremancer]

SUMI YOU TOOK THE 42ND POST!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[CmG]

What is this i don't even? Why do i have to sign up for every FM there is. stooopid! stopid stopid stoooopid!

[CmG]

If we mass role claim today we already have won in 4 days. Too easy. NOW CLAIM ROLES! I CLAIM SERIAL KILLER!

[CmG]

GUESS WHO HAS NOW HIS PRIVATE DOCTOR FORTONIGHT BITCHES!!!

[TheWaaagh]

What is this i don't even? Why do i have to sign up for every FM there is. stooopid! stopid stopid stoooopid!

You know you love it.

Waiting on Kira to post and then we can go into night and let the fun begin.

[CmG]

[TheWaaagh]

What. The. Fuck.