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  1. January 22nd, 2012, 10:47 PM ISO #1
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    Bad Jokes Thread

    There is this nice cemetery down the street from my house. I hear people are just dying to get in there.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    ha
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    your mom
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Did I ever tell you the joke about the blunted pencil?
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Have i told you the joke about my penis?

    nvm, its too long



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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    I open a pack of gum in school, I'm suddenly popular.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    It's funny because it's true
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    So there was this brunette and a blonde. They were both walking down da streetz when the brunette says "Oh, look a dead bird!" and the blonde looks up.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Your mom is so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jaczac View Post
    Have i told you the joke about my penis?

    nvm, its too long



    shameless sh*t joke
    laffed
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral View Post
    Your mom is so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
    no she was the movie theater
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Conservatives don't use cash.

    They're afraid of change.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfcheese View Post
    Conservatives don't use cash.

    They're afraid of change.
    good one
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?






























































    ...my ass

    NYAHAHA HAHA HAHA ENOUGH!

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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    a Man walked into a supermarket and was caught Stealing a Banana, the witness then said "now you better Split or I'm calling the cops!"
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. All are offended by what they see.
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    No one got the reference

    dissapointed

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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    A rabbit, a priest and and an imam walk into a bar. They all had bruises the next morning
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    Re: Bad Jokes Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazers View Post
    No one got the reference

    dissapointed
    Because it was a bad joke, bro
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