Because *cough* some people listen to way too much Soviet music

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Here are a few jokes Iwe have met on YouTubeWeTube.
We will keep adding them as soon as we see them!


- Stalin should've known communism wouldn't work. I mean, come on... There were red flags everywhere!


- Stalin: What is missing in "g_lag" ?
Capitalist scum: I don't know, sir.
Stalin: U! shuts the door


- Soviet memer: In capitalist America, you have an uncle. In soviet Russia, WE have an uncle!
Clever capitalist american: Yes. His name is Sam.


- An American man and a Russian comrade were having a debate about their laws on freedom of speech.

The American man begins by saying, "I can walk into the Oval Office, I can pound the president's desk, and I can say, Mr. President, I don't like the way you're running our country."

And the Soviet citizen said, 'I can do that.'

The American said, 'You can?'

He says, 'Yes.'

"I can go into the Kremlin to the general secretary's office, I can pound his desk and say, Mr. General Secretary, I don't like the way President Reagan's running his country.'' - Credits to Politburo and Reagan

@Arsonist ;-)

[Arsonist]

USSR is dead, but anthem is still alive
(If you don't know, USSR and Russian anthem have same music)

[Marshmallow Marshall]

USSR is dead, but anthem is still alive
(If you don't know, USSR and Russian anthem have same music)

If I gathered enough soviet jokes to make a thread out of it, I think I know about that ;)

and USSR lives in a lot of people's hearts
which is a good thing
and i hope it doesn't die or rise again

[Helz]

Listened to the video and suddenly felt like watching U571..