S-FM I- Game Thread

[Rocshi]

Night 0/Day 1: The Traitors

The war was on hold. The RED and BLU still hated eachother, so they resorted to pulling pranks.

A terrible smell reeked out of the RED headquarters.

The BLU Spy and Heavy were hysterically laughing, their smelly plan executed to perfection.

Then, it happened.

A giant explosion rocked the Nucleus, and the resupply caved in.

It was determined later that the stink bomb reacted with Medic's supplies.
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“IS ANYONE ALIVE IN THERE?”

“Oh my god, Heavy, we have to get out of here.”

The RED Headquarters was in rubble.



The BLU Spy and Heavy ran through the bottom of the Nucleus, hoping to backdoor their way to safety.

There was the sound of a minigun going off, and a knife drawing.


Two naked men, the BLU Spy and Heavy, were found at the bottom of the Nucleus by Grandmaster Rocshi the next morning, dead.

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The rubble of the RED Headquarters was searched by Grandmaster Rocshi and his team the next morning. All of RED was accounted for among the dead, except the Spy and Heavy.

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“Spy, what should we do? The rest of the team respawns in a year!”

“We will take them out. One by one. From the inside. We will put on the uniforms.”

“But what if Grandmaster Rocshi...”

“I have already talked to him. He says that they violated the armistice, and war has been declared. All is fair now. They will pay.

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At the meeting of the BLU the next morning, all were accounted for except for the Pyro, who was nowhere to be found.

“Gentlemen, as you both violated the armistice, war has been declared. But, however, the RED are all dead. So I guess it's safe to say you won”

The room cheered, and the Demoman popped the cork on a keg.

“Except for two. And they are in this room.”

The cork was put back on.

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The Pyro sat back in the chair in the middle of her new home of Harvest. She popped a bottle of wine, and drank it straight. She was sick of all the violence. She liked the pranking. They had gone too far. She was alone in her Harvest abode when it all came down. She heard it. She knew she had won. But she decided that they lost. They all lost. And what a better way to lose a war than to die. She but on her suit and staggered back to the nucleus. She had only a can of gasoline.

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BLU was silent.

A single voice came from the Demoman.

“They will be found.”

Graveyard:

Dark.Revenant (BLU Spy)- Found naked at the bottom of the Nucleus, with the remains of a stink bomb in his cigarette case.

oops_ur_dead (BLU Heavy)- Found naked at the bottom of the Nucleus.


Yellow is my color, don't use it.

Role List:

Spy (GF)
Heavy (Mafioso)

Pyro (Arsonist)

Engineer (Armoursmith, Veteran, Bus Driver)
Soldier (Jailor)
Medic (Doctor)
Sniper (Vigilante)
Demoman (Mayor)
Scout (Citizen)

Players:

Luna
Deathfire123
Zane
jaczac
Kromos
Goremancer
Mopin
BorkBot
GameFreak

[Luna]

NOOOO! DR and oops you shall be avenged!

Why do they keep getting killed at the beginning of games? :'( sad panda

[Luna]

I swear that we will take that cork out again soon for the victory celebrations.

[Kromos]

The pyro is a she!

The pyro must be Luna!

[Luna]

Crap I've been found out. So much for that WIFOM I specifically asked Rocshi to write...

[Luna]

Dear Rocshi, may we have a role list and player list in this thread for easy reference? Pretty please?

[Kromos]

I'll think of a questionnaire .

[Luna]

I'll beat you to it!

Question: If you were the Engineer, what ability would you use tonight?

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

[Kromos]

I'll beat you to it!

Question: If you were the Engineer, what ability would you use tonight?

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

It would depend on how the day goes. I would go veteran if I thought the scum were going to try kill me, otherwise it might be too much of a risk.

Can the engineer switch himself?

And I know what you're doing by saying that but it is also good mafia wifom.

[Kromos]

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

You're wifoming a town PR wifoming a veteran.

[Kromos]

So atm I think you're scum .

[Luna]

Atm I think you're scum .

S-FMI, also known as the Kromos-Luna conflict.

Hilariously we're the Red Heavy and Spy and no one will believe this statement.

[Kromos]

Hilariously we're the Red Heavy and Spy and no one will believe this statement.

Hah, if only that were true...

[Goremancer]

All this cork poppin is making me thirsty brb.

[Zane]

yo bitches

[Kromos]

Or you're triple wifoming the veteran xD

[Kromos]

as the veteran*

[Kromos]

It's never too late to reveal your role Zane

[Zane]

it's never to late to punch you in the face!

[Goremancer]

Guys you probably thought that when I died in Deathfire's M-FM the trolling regime is over. Well... I"M BACK BTICHES

[Goremancer]

Zane r u pyro?

[Goremancer]

1. Luna
2. Deathfire123
3. Zane
4. jaczac
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin
8. BorkBot
9. GameFreak

Here is the list.

[Zane]

yo gore wazzup

[Goremancer]

Sup bear

[Goremancer]

Kromos and Luna, y lurkin?

[Goremancer]

Anyway I want you to roleclaim right now Kromos. You seem pretty damn scummy.

[Zane]

I guess the banana is bananing.

[Goremancer]

Well Zane, are you pyro? I'm just guessing...

[Goremancer]

How wierd. Zane is so silent. And there is another lurker here. Is it you Jaczac?

[Zane]

Playing TF2

[Goremancer]

1. Luna
2. Deathfire123-Lurk
3. Zane
4. jaczac-Lurk
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin-Lurk
8. BorkBot-Lurk
9. GameFreak-Lurk

YOU AINT GETTIN OUT OF THIS GAME ALIVE IF YOU LURK! IMMA FIND YOU!

[Goremancer]

Kromos I KNOW you are online because you are on dead chat. Do not lurk anymore or you will force mah hand

[Kromos]

Kromos I KNOW you are online because you are on dead chat. Do not lurk anymore or you will force mah hand

I'm typing up the jail chat so you can read it in dead chat so FUCK YOU GOREMANCER.

[Goremancer]

I'm typing up the jail chat so you can read it in dead chat so FUCK YOU GOREMANCER.

YAY ty for your valuable contributions to the dead chat. But don't fuck me

[Luna]

Haha I'm back, bitches.

No framer in this setup so we're okay! No investigative roles though

I will shoot... Rocshi tonight, he's usually Mafia

[Goremancer]

Rocshit will probably use the deadringer. Plus he's grandmaster, he's flash XD

[Luna]

-vote Goremancer

Wants more people to post and look scummy so he can blend in.

[Goremancer]

-vote Goremancer

Wants more people to post and look scummy so he can blend in.

I don't want more people to post so I can blend in. I just want to scumhunt. No use scum hunting if everyone is lurking :P
1. Luna
2. Deathfire123-Lurk
3. Zane
4. jaczac-Lurk
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin-Lurk
8. BorkBot-Lurk
9. GameFreak-Lurk

[Luna]

By the way I am going for Claw's patented CLAIM ALL THE ROLES strategy.

Because Lionel just didn't claim enough and that was his demise, I figured it out.

[Goremancer]

Wait there is lynch today? Plus I'm not looking scummy. I'm trolling my ass off
Anyway Luna you are probably trolling along with me. I cast doubts on lurkers and Kromos.

[Luna]

I haven't played well since FMVI and I intend to do this game justice. I have decided to be really active and crack jokes.

Because I am the Banana Queen.

[Luna]

Everyone rep me your role, don't worry I am the Jailor I can put this to good use.


<< DISCLAIMER >> Rep messages are not allowed

[Goremancer]

Rocshi, can we lynch today? Or is Luna trolling like me?

[Rocshi]

Dear Rocshi, may we have a role list and player list in this thread for easy reference? Pretty please?

Done

It would depend on how the day goes. I would go veteran if I thought the scum were going to try kill me, otherwise it might be too much of a risk.

Can the engineer switch himself?

Si, si, senor.
And I know what you're doing by saying that but it is also good mafia wifom.

Rocshi, can we lynch today? Or is Luna trolling like me?

No lynch. I derped in the RP.

[Zane]

I have a queen? But you are not allowed to lead the banana revolution! You could make sandwiches!

[Goremancer]

I have a queen? But you are not allowed to lead the banana revolution! You could make sandwiches!

SANDVITCH!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Luna]

I herewith declare today to be BANANA AND CRISP SANDWICH DAY

[Goremancer]

I herewith declare today to be BANANA AND CRISP SANDWICH DAY

FUCKING PYRO! I PLAY SPY SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U!!!

[Goremancer]

Foolish mortals, you can't out troll me

[Luna]

-unvote

I can't be mad at Goremancer, he is clearly Town xD