Just saying: feel free to scumread me, I'm actually glad you do in this setup because I'm town and want to live for now. But in another setup, I would be kinda mad at you because you suspect me literally for not having the same thoughts than you. I do not like blink's behavior, nor do I scumread him for it.
-vote efekannn02
FM XVII: Bonney Jewelry (Journalist)
FM XVIII: Kalou (Savage Godfather)
FM XX: Joseph Bertrand (Marshall)
FM XXI: USA (Escort)
FM XV: Whiskey (Whore)
-vote efekannn02
He’ll never work with me, but I’m not convinced he’s scum. So this feels like a safe Lynch. Fuck me if I’m wrong.
-vote marshmallow marshall
"blinkskater" said the creature the "time has come for the final battle to decide the fate of the land." Blink looked solemnly back at the creature. "This I know I must go in there and kick distorteds ass, so that I can rescue the queen!" said blink. "You are the chosen one blinkskater, you must follow your heart because I am the Oracle of the Nudes. Your heat is stronger then most mens hearts and more keen to the senses. Distorted the dreadfull did not perform this curse on the queen it was someone from within your own castle" said the creature. Blink paused for a moment the gears turning in his oversized brain, his rock hard biceps glistening in the sun."How do you know this, I've had these suspicions all along but I was not certain." replied blink. "I know this because I foresaw this for i am Mesk, the Oracle of the NUDES!." Mesk walked calmly over twords blink looked him dead in the eyes and proceeded to put her hand inside blinkskaters pants."Your hands they are so soft and furry." said blink Mesk latched onto blinks hard shaft, and began stroking."Are you going to stab me with that sword now?" asked mesk..Blink mad with lust scooped her up and ripped off all of her clothes and began making sweet furry love with the beautiful oracle.Two hours and 20 orgasms later they eventually stop."Blink you must use this magical orgasm juice to snap Queen naz out of her transe it's the only way.." said mesk."Ok I got this, one last question before i go in and take on Distorted." said blink as he glanced over at mesks savory furry bottom. "If he wasn't the one who poisioned her the only reason I am going in there is to take the queen back to the castle...so my question is can Distorted also be cleansed?" asked blink the noble. "Yes all you have to do is shower them with the juices!" said mesk. With that being said blinkskater, being the smooth suave individual that he is gave mesk a long savory kiss on the mouth said farwell and brandished his longsword. "TO BATTLE" he screamed, charging down the long road right up to the dark front doors of the castle. Blink halted 20 feet from the door and stood before a sight he thought he wouldn't see so easily, it was Distorted the King of the Undead standing a towering 6'5" tall with even bigger muscles then blink had and a long fowing mullet of fur as dark as the sky at midnight. By his side stood Queen Naz with that blank almost longing stare, wearing nothing but a see through black nightgown, her fur shown throuh the gown like sunshine! For the first time in his life blink looked over at the king of the undead and felt a bit uneasy, thinking to himself he may have bit off more then he could chew."DISTORTED" blink bellowed. "Your time has come release the queen at once!" shouted blink. Distorted just let out an evil smile and snapped his fingers. it was at that EXACT moment Naz's eyes turned back to normal, she looked at blink longingly."Blink.... I have something to tell you my inner heart is confused, the spell put upon me by the Mad Mage MM made me crazy, but upon awakening from the spell it seems i have fallen in ove with Distorted, His naked body is a temple and I cant fathom anything other then his gentle touch upon my soft brown navel." blink looked at naztallah with that drunken dumbfounded stare he usually has after a night of way to much ale with his pals Efe and Hybrid. "So, MM is the traitor, I will hang that Mother......" blink was interupted by distorted at this moment. "Blink there is something I need to tell you that will change everything....."
Also...
As sir @blinkskater entered the castle, Distorted, the Lynch King, said: You wish to commune with thedeadQueen? You... shall have your wish. On these words, the ground collapsed under blink's feet, and he ended sitting right on the Throne. The Queen was standing in front of him... and stabbed him. "YOU were the Dark One", she said. "Mesk had took your body, but your mind remained. You may now go, sir Blink. Go, and embrace the Light! We have achieved victory!!!" As she said these words, Blink disappeared in a storm of pure light, and destroyed the remaining darkness: Mesk. The Light has triumphed.
The story is over now you can start playing!!!
"blinkskater, you do realize we are brothers? Don't you?" said distorted. blink stood so still he could have been mistaken for a statue."When our mother was pregnant she was only bearing one child, she then proceded to drink 3 whole bottles of ale, and ended up shacking up for the night with Fred the Mighty. Freds money shot was the key ingrediant, his swimmer swam all the way up our moms fallopian tubes and jumped directly into the center of her pregnant embryo.Thus essentially splitting the Egg into two Roided out baby embryos.Thus blink and distorted were born."(King Fielzanks at the time never did find out about this) Blink just stood ther in utter bewilderment."Brother...." blink said softly. Next thing you know blink and distorted, just hugged it out in the manliest bro hug possible. "Brother Brother" my noble Brother!" they shouted in unison. It was at this moment Queen Naz interrupted. "I hate to break up your little bromance here, But we have to get back to the castle and confront MM, for he was the one who poisioned me in the first place trying to forever pit you two against each other." said naz. "but what about YOU" said blink " Who do you want by yourside as the right full king?" asked blink "I will decide after MM has been vanquished from this land forgood, I also believe he had an accomplice whom we also shall find and EXPELL from this land." replied Naz. Blink Distorted and Naz walked side by side down the long dark path, distorteds dark castle loomed behind them in the distance. This all felt so stange to blink, he went into this ready to kill distorted at all costs and ends up walking away with him as an ally, distorted on the left naz in the middle blink on the right, hand in hand in hand, with one common goal in mind MM must die....After nearly a days travel they arrive back at the SKwirldom Castle. They are greeted at the gate by a familiar face, Efekann the noble."BLIIIIIINK YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS" shouted Efe... Efe looked up at the three weary travelers..."DISTORTED!, I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!." yelled efe in a fit of rage. What happened next happened so fast it was amazing. Naz jumped in front of distorted as Efe charged at him with his dagger, she bent down swept her foot around tripped Efe up and was on top of him before he even knew what happened."Efe, distorted and blink are brothers MM is the triator, they have united under a common goal to rid this castle of the real evil that lurks within." said naz. Efe looked up at naz confused but serious. "Naz this is...this is news that I need time to process. Distorted has been my mortal enemy for ages." said Efe. Distorted paused and looked over in Efes direction."Efe I come in peace blink and I are brothers in arms now, Naz is our queen we come for MM's head NOW LETS GET IT" shouted distorted.So as they now walked through the gate Efe, Blink, Distorted, Naz all ready for blood. They needed to find MM, and his traitor accomplice.But who could it be Aamirus the beautiful? PTB the Jester? Hybrid the Noble? Voss the bro?, it was at that moment Efe pretty much read blinks thoughts."It's not hybrid" and with that they charged into the castle wepons drawn!...
I'd like a flip so we can do some associations. idc at this point who, because everyone is annoying lmao.
screw you you wont lynch me that early mr.scum
-vote Marshmallow Marshall
blink your story is starting to dissappoint me
I Like Ice Cream
I'm thinking of relaxing my post restriction cuz I'm drunk
FM XVII: Bonney Jewelry (Journalist)
FM XVIII: Kalou (Savage Godfather)
FM XX: Joseph Bertrand (Marshall)
FM XXI: USA (Escort)
FM XV: Whiskey (Whore)
This game is getting into the bullshit though...... we're just messing around because there are no reads to get out of anything right now ;-; I did the most I could do with the analysis, but now.......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................................... ................................. BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Warriors of the Light, march and smite the wicked! Let Efekannn02 ascend, for the greater good!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the wise?
ffs you guys will lose your only troll of the game if you lynch me stop this i wanna live!!!
get mm ffs he is town!!!!
I Like Ice Cream
Blink, Distorted, Efekannn, Hybrid, and even Naz, head twords the great hall side by side weapons drawn as they walk TOGETHER into the next CHAPTER
-vote voss
atleast he wont die a virgin when we get to him (unless he did something else back there)
I Like Ice Cream
If efe is town, I feel comfortable that everyone on his train is likely town. Though, it could be a town clout deal.
Whoever hammers will get more town clout too. Right now we have 3 people not on this train, one of which I suspect is jester with a 76% certainty.
Ok - This sticks out for me for some reason. tbh @Hybrid , I think ur going to be alive all game lol
Honestly, I don't. Jesters really do not need to strategize much - just sitting back, acting somewhat towny and working with town will put the odds greatly in their favor.
-vote efekann02