So Helz was talking smack about my family on skype, acting like the big man and all that. So I'm here to set the record fucking straight.
Right here, right now, we shall play a chess game. It will be the most monumental and highlevel chessgame the world has ever seen.
Or he's gonna WUSS OUT.
The choice is his.
He has to set it up tho.
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Come at me Helz
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Re: Come at me Helz
@Kovath feel free to provide commentary on this high-level play, but don't feel intimidated if you can't fully appreciate our moves.
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Re: Come at me Helz
inb4 4 move checkmate.
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Re: Come at me Helz
you mean the 2 move mate?
Originally Posted by DarknessB
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Re: Come at me Helz
That requires overt stupidity, lol. 4 move checkmate is more carelessness. Originally Posted by ika
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Re: Come at me Helz
Actually, I've already cracked the game, so I won't fall for any careless pawn rushes. White will always win after 26 moves if both sides play perfectly. I will be playing an impeccable macro game, unless I deviate at LYLO for personal entertainment. Originally Posted by DarknessB
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Re: Come at me Helz
That would never happen! Originally Posted by yzb25
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Re: Come at me Helz
OH SHIT HELZ CALLED OUT FUCK
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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Re: Come at me Helz
I'll be watching. Originally Posted by yzb25
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Re: Come at me Helz
Yuki grab the popcorn v)o.o)>\_/ v(o.o(v
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Re: Come at me Helz
@Helz
I love oops
Spoiler : :
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Re: Come at me Helz
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♗ ♕ ♔ ♗ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ ♙ 6 5 4 ♟ 3 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♞ ♝ ♛ ♚ ♝ ♞ ♜
Lets do this : )Last edited by Cryptonic; January 6th, 2017 at 12:46 PM.
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Literally the world's most cliche move except advancing the queen one. Fucking poser. Originally Posted by Helz
Lemme show you how a true hipster plays.
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Re: Come at me Helz
YZB Pawn A7-A5
Me Knight B1-C3Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Due to tables not functioning in this forum were just gonna run this through skype and I will post moves here..
YZB pawn b7-b6
Me pawn D2-d4Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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YZB bishop c8-a6
Me Bishop F1-A6 (Takes bishop)Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
YZB knight b8-a6 (Takes Bishop)
Me Knight G1-F3Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
https://oi67.tinypic.com/v770uh.jpg
^^Current Gamestate
To be continued when YZB wakes upIntellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
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Total Awards: 5Re: Come at me Helz
Originally Posted by S-FM Unfunny
Originally Posted by ChannelMiner
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who the fuck uses tinypic. use imgur like a normal human fuck Originally Posted by Helz
Photobucket in 2017
Originally Posted by Brendan
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Re: Come at me Helz
pawn c7-c5
I hope you're taking notes lads, because this is some stellar play from me - Notice how I opened by advancing the rook pawn, rather than one of the center pawns.
The brainwashed grandmasters always screw that up. They have all this BS "hurrdurr control the center" "hurrdurr develop the pieces" reasoning, right? But, in their ignorance, they fail to see the obvious:
If I advance my middle pawns, and he advances his middle pawns, and then they just kill eachother in the middle, what was even the point of moving those middle pawns? They're gonna die anyway. Seems like a waste of moves to me.
In short, by skipping to the saucier pawns on the side I run a more efficient game where I save moves. Genius, isn't it?
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Pawn D4-D5
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
pawn g7-g6
Notice how a lesser man would cave and move one of the middle pawns.
Not me.
https://gyazo.com/b589995e99d3be196bf2f1a2f024ed1a
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Re: Come at me Helz
Originally Posted by Elixir
Trill ass niggas use gyazo~ Originally Posted by yzb25
Also King E1-G1 (Rook H1-F1 via Kingside Castle)Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
We started playing faster. Went:
[7:09:58 AM] yzb25: bishop f8-h6
[7:12:30 AM] Helz: Bishop C1-H6 (Takes Bishop)
[7:13:17 AM] yzb25: knight g8-h6 (takes bishop)
[7:13:55 AM] Helz: Queen D1-C1
[7:14:09 AM] yzb25: knight h6-g8
[7:16:02 AM] Helz: Pawn A2-A3Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Spoiler : Orpz FM History :
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You sunk my battleship
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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remove ="align: center" from the TD tags and they will work. That's not valid code.
Last edited by Cryptonic; January 6th, 2017 at 12:50 PM.
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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Re: Come at me Helz
https://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showth...Of-Forum-Chess Originally Posted by Cryptonic
We had a full game in this thread and it worked just fine. Not sure why thats not valid code any more. You will see it worked for no less than 15 posts in that thread (Which now shows nothing).
But I will alter it for this one I suppose. Really thought someone was just trolling by disabling it.Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Well then.
Originally Posted by Mesk514
Originally Posted by Gyrlander
Originally Posted by Mike
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Re: Come at me Helz
so who won
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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Re: Come at me Helz
Not over yet. This is the current gamestate Originally Posted by Cryptonic
https://oi64.tinypic.com/2uj07ee.jpgIntellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Spoiler : game so far :
New move is at the end. Let's switch to this from now on.Last edited by yzb25; January 9th, 2017 at 11:22 AM.
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Re: Come at me Helz
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♔ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♙ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♙ ♕ ♙ 5 ♙ ♞ ♙ ♟ 4 ♟ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[11:52:05 AM] Helz: Knight B5-D6 (Check)a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♔ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♙ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♕ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ 4 ♟ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[12:23:44 PM] yzb25: king e8-e7a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♕ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ 4 ♟ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[12:28:47 PM] Helz: Pawn E4-E5a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♕ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ ♟ 4 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[12:31:15 PM] yzb25: queen f6-g7a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ ♟ 4 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[12:33:24 PM] Helz: Rook F1-D1a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ ♟ 4 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[12:44:19 PM] yzb25: rook a8-b8a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ ♟ 4 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♛ ♜ ♚
[1:15:43 PM] Helz: Queen C1-F4a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♟ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♜ ♚
Just now saw that post. Will stick to this : )Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
wow checkmate in 4
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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Re: Come at me Helz
e6-d5 (taking pawn)
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♙ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♜ ♚
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Re: Come at me Helz
v)x.o)> \_/ v(o.o(v want some popcorn? Originally Posted by Cryptonic
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Rook D1-D5 (Takes Pawn)
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♘ ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♚ Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♘ ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♚
knight a6-c7
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Re: Come at me Helz
[4:13:46 PM] yzb25: knight a6-c7 Originally Posted by Helz
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♘ ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♚
[4:16:15 PM] Helz: Rook A1-D1a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♘ ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♚
[4:22:06 PM] yzb25: knight c7-d5 (Takes Rook)a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♘ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♜ ♚
[4:23:53 PM] Helz: Rook D1-D5 (Takes Knight)a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚
[4:31:23 PM] yzb25: pawn f7-f6a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♞ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚
[4:32:04 PM] Helz: Knight D6-E4a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ 4 ♞ ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚ Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Dear citizens of sc2mafia,
It is with deep regret that I inform you that the conclusion to this game has been confiscated.
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Re: Come at me Helz
Yeah, Unavoidable checkmate was achieved. I will post the next hand full of moves in a bit Originally Posted by yzb25
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
So like, I kinda got a little cocky and missed some crucial stuff because I thought I was doing well, towards the end. Originally Posted by Helz
Please don't make this into a meme Darkness. This wasn't a gamethrow, really.
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Re: Come at me Helz
I'm a nice guy. Originally Posted by yzb25
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Re: Come at me Helz
[4:48:48 PM] yzb25: pawn f6-f5 Originally Posted by Helz
a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♟ ♙ 4 ♞ ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚
[4:50:50 PM] Helz: Pawn E5-E6a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♕ ♙ 6 ♙ ♟ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♙ 4 ♞ ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚
[5:01:44 PM] yzb25: queen g7-b2a b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ 6 ♙ ♟ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♙ 4 ♞ ♛ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♕ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚
[5:08:42 PM] Helz: Queen F4-D6 (Check and unavoidable checkmate)GGa b c d e f g h 8 ♖ ♘ ♖ 7 ♙ ♔ ♙ 6 ♙ ♛ ♟ ♙ 5 ♙ ♙ ♜ ♙ 4 ♞ 3 ♟ ♞ 2 ♕ ♟ ♟ ♟ ♟ 1 ♚ Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
gg
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Re: Come at me Helz
Just because- Mate sequence was
Blue King to either D8 or E8
Yellow Queen takes blue rook @ B8 (check)
Blue king to E7
Yellow Queen to D6
Blue King to E8
Yellow Queen takes Blue Pawn @ D7 (Check)
Blue king to F8
Yellow Queen to F7 for checkmateLast edited by Helz; January 9th, 2017 at 04:47 PM.
Intellectual growth comes from discussions, not arguments. If you are unwilling to change your position and hear the other persons side you are closed minded and wasting your time.
If you can not clearly explain what the other sides reasoning is you can not disagree with their position because you do not understand it.
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Re: Come at me Helz
who won
Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader
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