Celtic Zodiac!

[oops_ur_dead]

This zodiac shit is dumb imo. They just use a bunch of vague terms and language in every sign to cover as many bases as possible. I tried to work backwards to guess which sign I was from the descriptions, but they all fit me to some degree and I couldn't tell which one I was "supposed" to be.

As for the personality types I think I was ENTJ or ENTP depending on the day. The ones that start with E are objectively the best.

[oops_ur_dead]

This zodiac shit is dumb imo. They just use a bunch of vague terms and language in every sign to cover as many bases as possible. I tried to work backwards to guess which sign I was from the descriptions, but they all fit me to some degree and I couldn't tell which one I was "supposed" to be.

As for the personality types I think I was ENTJ or ENTP depending on the day. The ones that start with E are objectively the best.

Just to show this, I translated an old Russian pagan zodiac still common today, which correlates traits to birds found in Russia, and moved the dates to the end. Read the descriptions for each one, see if you can guess which one you are, and see if the dates at the are correct for whatever you guessed.

Loon

Independent and intellectual
Youthful and lively
Honest and loyal
Patient and careful
Intelligent and analytical

Nervous and tense
Gullible and easily influenced
Foolhardy and daredevil

Lark

Honest and straightforward
Faithful and loving
Patient and reliable
Adventurous and energetic
Intuitive and sympathetic

Pompous and patronizing
Flirtatious and self-indulgent
Jealous and resentful

Gull

Intellectual and eloquent
Placid and security loving
Protective and sympathetic
Idealistic and peaceable
Ambitious and disciplined

Tactless and restless
Dogmatic and intolerant
Unemotional and detached

Owl

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Emotional and loving
Compassionate and kind
Warmhearted and loving

Cunning and inquisitive
Superficial and inconsistent
Weak-willed and easily led

Swallow

Persistent and determined
Friendly and humanitarian
Dynamic and quick-witted
Exciting and magnetic
Practical and prudent

Changeable and moody
Resentful and inflexible
Impulsive and impatient
Escapist and idealistic

Duck

Imaginative and sensitive
Jovial and good-humored
Adaptable and versatile
Pioneering and courageous

Bossy and interfering
Intractable and contrary
Secretive and obstinate

Stork

Enthusiastic and confident
Selfless and unworldly
Practical and diligent
Original and inventive
Creative and enthusiastic

Secretive and vague
Overcritical and harsh
Miserly and grudging
Fussy and a worrier

Swan

Broad-minded and expansive
Meticulous and reliable
Intellectual and philosophical
Shrewd and cautious
Modest and shy

Perfectionist and conservative
Perverse and unpredictable
Indecisive and changeable

Sparrow

Emotional and intuitive
Easygoing and sociable
Determined and forceful
Romantic and charming
Generous and warmhearted

Blindly optimistic and careless
Overemotional and touchy
Jealous and possessive

Wren

Intuitive and imaginative
Communicative and witty
Humorous and reserved
Powerful and passionate
Diplomatic and urbane

Self-indulgent and greedy
Selfish and quick-tempered
Clinging and unable to let go

Spoiler : Dates :

Loon - Jan 1 to Feb 16
Lark - Feb 17 to Mar 8
Gull - Mar 9 to Apr 24
Owl - Apr 25 to May 1
Swallow - May 2 to June 14
Duck - June 15 to July 29
Stork - July 30 to Sept 14
Swan - Sept 15 to Oct 12
Sparrow - Oct 13 to Nov 17
Wren - Nov 17 to Dec 31

[Mesk514]

Just to show this, I translated an old Russian pagan zodiac still common today, which correlates traits to birds found in Russia, and moved the dates to the end. Read the descriptions for each one, see if you can guess which one you are, and see if the dates at the are correct for whatever you guessed.

LOL I am a Duck, how ironic.
&& although I figured they were listed in chronological order I identify more as a lark or even a sparrow.


With this celtic shit I'm a Horse. I do not feel like the description is accurate either. -.-

Now I'm a Cancer, I think that represents my personality perfectly.

[Mesk514]

@oops_ur_dead

Just curious, not sure if you may know the answer but is there a particular reason that there's no bird whatsoever for August?

[oops_ur_dead]

@oops_ur_dead

Just curious, not sure if you may know the answer but is there a particular reason that there's no bird whatsoever for August?

July 30 to Sept 14 includes all of August

[Mesk514]

July 30 to Sept 14 includes all of August

... oh really -.- you don't say....
So August just isn't special. Ok

[PowersThatBe]

Just to show this, I translated an old Russian pagan zodiac still common today, which correlates traits to birds found in Russia, and moved the dates to the end. Read the descriptions for each one, see if you can guess which one you are, and see if the dates at the are correct for whatever you guessed.

Loon

Independent and intellectual
Youthful and lively
Honest and loyal
Patient and careful
Intelligent and analytical

Nervous and tense
Gullible and easily influenced
Foolhardy and daredevil

Lark

Honest and straightforward
Faithful and loving
Patient and reliable
Adventurous and energetic
Intuitive and sympathetic

Pompous and patronizing
Flirtatious and self-indulgent
Jealous and resentful

Gull

Intellectual and eloquent
Placid and security loving
Protective and sympathetic
Idealistic and peaceable
Ambitious and disciplined

Tactless and restless
Dogmatic and intolerant
Unemotional and detached

Owl

Optimistic and freedom-loving
Emotional and loving
Compassionate and kind
Warmhearted and loving

Cunning and inquisitive
Superficial and inconsistent
Weak-willed and easily led

Swallow

Persistent and determined
Friendly and humanitarian
Dynamic and quick-witted
Exciting and magnetic
Practical and prudent

Changeable and moody
Resentful and inflexible
Impulsive and impatient
Escapist and idealistic

Duck

Imaginative and sensitive
Jovial and good-humored
Adaptable and versatile
Pioneering and courageous

Bossy and interfering
Intractable and contrary
Secretive and obstinate

Stork

Enthusiastic and confident
Selfless and unworldly
Practical and diligent
Original and inventive
Creative and enthusiastic

Secretive and vague
Overcritical and harsh
Miserly and grudging
Fussy and a worrier

Swan

Broad-minded and expansive
Meticulous and reliable
Intellectual and philosophical
Shrewd and cautious
Modest and shy

Perfectionist and conservative
Perverse and unpredictable
Indecisive and changeable

Sparrow

Emotional and intuitive
Easygoing and sociable
Determined and forceful
Romantic and charming
Generous and warmhearted

Blindly optimistic and careless
Overemotional and touchy
Jealous and possessive

Wren

Intuitive and imaginative
Communicative and witty
Humorous and reserved
Powerful and passionate
Diplomatic and urbane

Self-indulgent and greedy
Selfish and quick-tempered
Clinging and unable to let go

Spoiler : Dates :

Loon - Jan 1 to Feb 16
Lark - Feb 17 to Mar 8
Gull - Mar 9 to Apr 24
Owl - Apr 25 to May 1
Swallow - May 2 to June 14
Duck - June 15 to July 29
Stork - July 30 to Sept 14
Swan - Sept 15 to Oct 12
Sparrow - Oct 13 to Nov 17
Wren - Nov 17 to Dec 31

the wren completely discribes me lol

[oops_ur_dead]

the wren completely discribes me lol

That's kind of interesting considering there's no such thing as a Russian pagan bird zodiac and I literally just made everything up.

[PowersThatBe]

That's kind of interesting considering there's no such thing as a Russian pagan bird zodiac and I literally just made everything up.

Well you should be one of those phone psychics because that hit like all of my major characteristics lol

[Mesk514]

That's kind of interesting considering there's no such thing as a Russian pagan bird zodiac and I literally just made everything up.

I will literally pay you to give me guidance...Ms.Cleo, is that you?