Deserted Island Scenario

[FalseTruth]

If you were on a deserted island and you had to choose 10 people on this forum to be there with you, who would you choose?

I personally would pick the following people:
Illidan- Hard-working genius
fred- Someone to make fun of constantly
Yayap- The orthagonal complement of fred
Philie- gurl(sexual reproduction)
TheJackOfSpades- Someone to argue with me constantly and lose consistently
vornskr- The person I agree with most often
Sumikoko- gurl(sexual reproduction)
Goonswarm- Humor, brute work
Ambient- Someone to watch everyone and make sure they're doing their shit
Elixir- Cuz he's awesome

Honorable Mentions:
Deathfire- He would do anything I say, but Jack would probably kill him if I put him on the island.
Raiden- He doesn't want to play FM anymore :(
Claw- Rages too much and isn't very funny
PlatoR- I think he's dead
Ash- Doesn't play SC2 maf with me anymore >:(

If I didn't list you it's probably cause I don't know you or I hate you or I don't give a fuck.

[TheJackofSpades]

Elixir- Because he is australian, and is immune to poison

Fixed that for you.

[philie]

Fixed that for you.

Y u steal my thoughts

[CmG]

Doesn't matter much which i would take with me as long i don't run out of shotgun bullets.
Oh and a sheep for sexual reproduction of course.

[Ash]

i would take fragos cuz he is a raichu, if i dont have pikachu a raichu might get the job done as well

[Dust]

Doesn't matter much which i would take with me as long i don't run out of shotgun bullets.
Oh and a sheep for sexual reproduction of course.

Are you from New Zealand? Or just a redneck?

[CmG]

fixed:

Doesn't matter much which i would take with me as long i don't run out of 9 mm Parabellum bullets for my Luger.
Oh and a sheep for sexual reproduction of course.

inb4 philie calls me a Nazi again

[Dust]

You still are either a redneck or from New Zealand. You didn't fix anything.

[CmG]

You still are either a redneck or from New Zealand. You didn't fix anything.

uhm bullocks! What gave me away? Was it the dialekt? öÖ

[Dust]

Your orientation.

[jaczac]

I would take
Phillie- Wife, hehe
The rest random peeps for cannibalisim

[Dust]

I would take
Phillie- Wife, hehe
The rest random peeps for cannibalisim

I have divined from this post that you are NOT Mormon.

[TheJackofSpades]

I would take
Phillie- Wife, hehe
The rest random peeps for cannibalisim

Even the 12 year olds on this forum are fucking creepy.

[Sumikoko]

I only need to choose two. False and Philie.
In which case, in a deserted island, no one would be able to hear you, False, while me and Philie gangbang you to death against a coconut tree and leave your corpse for the piranhas. Sound good? ;)

[fred]

1: Yayap: he's my counterpart, gotta have him.
2: CptGorilla: Can't seperate him from his bro + he can help fight for Philie.
3: Elixir: He's australian, he's a survivor. Must have Elixir. Plus he's hilarious.
4: Muso: Another Australian, closer to the outback. Awesome duo.
5: Falsetruth: Comic relief: plus there's someone to randomly sing everywhere.
6: Philie: The girl. She speaks 3 languages, gotta have her.
7: Goonswarm: He's hilarious and has charisma. If a random boat passes by, he'll be able to talk them into us going along, plus he can mix drinks!
8: Ambient: He can write all the rules and laws and such, good to have around to keep order.
9: Zane: Everyone needs a village idiot.
10: Deathfire: In case we run into an indigenous society, we have him around to offer up as a sacrifice.

Tada! my list. If I knew more girls, i'm sure I'd have them in there.

[Lysergic]

None of you. You'd be a drain on my precious resources.

[Zane]

FalseTruth hates me, but Fred loves me. That's ok for me °_°

[Zane]

1: Rumpel: He would share his beer with me.
2: chocopaw: I like him raging.
3: CmG : He's a potato. I could eat him.
4: Dust : I'm in love with him atm.
5: Waaagh: He could scare monster(s) away.
6: Ash & Fragos: I could need some pokemoms!
7: philie ~
8: sumikoko ~
9: lunavium ~ 4 girls, we could go shopping together all day long, watch twilight and eat ice cream
10: salmonsandy ~

Honorable Mentions:

Deathfire - We could need a fire.
FalseTruth - He was my love till I found out that he doesn't love me.
fred - He wanted to take me on his island.
Goonswarm - I like bees, they are cute, but they are too dangerous.
Nick - I like his avatar.
Zane - I like her, but I don't want her on my island.

[CmG]

Your orientation.

Ah i get it now.
I never said the sheep is for me


@Zane: You are still no Girl :-P

[Deathfire123]

FalseTruth - Hai FalseTruth-sama.
Ganondorf - I need to bring a good friend
Philie - Someone to calm everyone down
Zack - Cool, calm, collected
TheWaaagh - Same reason as Ganondorf
Goonswarm - Comic Relief
fred - I like trains too!
Yayap - Can't bring fred without Yayap
Sumikoko - Makes people happy
Zane - Comic Relief

[oops_ur_dead]

1. Dark.Revenant for entertainment when he inevitably emorages.
2. FalseTruth to make curry for us to eat.
3. Archangel to provide the meat for aforementioned curry.
4. Philie to moralfag us into saneness and also for entertainment.
5. Goonswarm for dating tips.
6. BlastYoBoots for moralfaggotry as well.
7. JackOfSpades to lead the debate team.
8. fred to build a train off the island
9. Admiral to give us pro tips about how to survive.
10. Plato to put us to sleep.

Also FalseTruth why the fuck would you ever want to have reproduction going on on this island? It would be noted for having the highest rate of severe learning disabilities on the planet.

[Guardian]

1 )replicator to make food
2 ) solar panel to charge replicator
3 )spare replicator
4 )Spare solar panel
5 )Spare solar Panel
6 )Dark Revenant to make this possible
7 ) a hacker to create the items
8 )Plato for talking
9 )Dust to antagonize
10 ) Fragos for the Android

[TheJackofSpades]

1) Philie - Anyone who knows me knows why

2)FalseTruth
3)Illidan
4)Ambient
5)vornskr
6)Raiden
7)Fred
8 )Yayap
(2-8 ) - People I respect make the best company. Intelligent, resourceful, entertaining.
9) Elixir - I respect him too, but he is australian and immune to poisons so he's a special case.
10)Lysergic- So we can catch up on old times.

[Zane]

Take me!

[Lysergic]

Take me!

You're a little too zany.

[Raptorblaze]

The people that posted in the anime thread, and then any additional people from the banlist/kickvote list for cannibalism purposes.