Man, fuck finals. They are so bad that BorkBot and Capitalier killed themselves. Capitalier left this:
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BorkBot left a postcard:
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"And so the remnants of Humanity have chosen to side with the corrupted forces of Sin. My doomsaying on the first day became a prophecy fulfilled.
I willingly take full responsibility for the catastrophe as it has transpired. My lack of understanding of the twisted minds of Sin caused me to believe that they would be too cowardly to bring harm upon the Emperor Tiberius, who may have had protections from more than just one source.
Furthermore, I had been deceived by the stance of the people on days prior to that fatal error. I had believed that the necessity of even more blood of the innocent would start an even greater uprising against the darkness, should any ill befall the Emperor after all.
Unfortunately, I was wrong. My judgement has failed me. And not just me, but many others who relied on me. Know you all that I deeply regret what I have done. But alas, I cannot undo it.
Lord, I bid you have mercy on the brave few souls who were steadfast in their opposition against evil at the cost of their own lives. Have mercy and reward them with a seat in your Eternal Kingdom, for they deserve nothing less. Open the Gates, and welcome them.
I sense now that my final hour is nigh. Forgive me my Lord for what I am about to do, but I shall let no Aspect of Gluttony or any of his demonic ilk claim my immortal soul. Even if it means that I shall be cast from the Heavens, I shall create my own ending here and now.
A new dawn may come one day, but for the moment, all hope for Humanity seems lost.
Farewell."
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nanosystem, on the other hand, left nothing when he was brutally torn apart last night.
While all these people died, McPwnage reversed the process of death by resurrecting himself. Because he's Jesus, yo.
But then he died again.
Graveyard
Twilight Sparkle {Pony} - Killed Night 0 - Flayed in demonic summoning ritual
Adolf Hitler {Führer} - Killed Night 1 - Run through by Emperor Tiberius
Deathfire123 {Sinner} - Killed Night 1 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
Ubernox {Embalmer} - Killed Night 1 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Zane {Shepherd} - Killed Night 1 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Brennenburg {Commoner} - Killed Night 2 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
TheWaaagh {Tax Collector} - Killed Night 2 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Nick {Sinner} - Executed Day 3 - Killed by crucifixion
Yayap {Sinner} - Killed Night 3 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Celt {Assassin} - Killed Night 3 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Sumikoko {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 4 - Slain in battle by a demonic force
Dust {Sinner} - Killed Night 4 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
hamslyx {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with an Assassin
wolfcheese {Assassin} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with a Legionnaire
Goonswarm {Whore} - Killed Night 5 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Ambient {Lucifer} - Executed Day 6 - Killed by crucifixion
Auckmid {Tiberius} - Killed Night 6 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
vornksr {Sealed Mammon} - Killed Night 6 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
Dimwit {Disciple (Shepherd)} - Executed Day 7 - Killed from beheading
Illidan {Disciple (Commoner)} - Died Day 7 - Committed suicide
BorkBot {Angel} - Died Night 7 - Committed suicide
Capitalier {Commoner} - Died Night 7 - Committed suicide
nanosystem {Thief} - Killed Night 7 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
McPwnage {Jesus} - Died Day 8 - Killed from beheading
Schedule
This night will end when I wake up from my drug-induced coma following tomorrow's finals, Monday, December 12, 2011.