Day VI - Lies, Deceit, and Treachery

[Forum Mafia GM]

Jerusalem was betrayed. Only a scant bit of documentation confirms this, such as wolfcheese's message to his victim that he never reached:

"thank you for your purchase at assassin's emporium inc. you will be pleased to know that when you purchase an assassination with the life of jesus, you get a second assassination - absolutely FREE!* but hurry because this offer will not last an eternity. we value your business and hope you return for your demon-slaying needs.

*offer void if assassins run out of stock"

He also left a last will, which was recovered:

"Dear Diary,
Last night I wrote about the mislead lookout and how I thought I was framed. Turns out I wasn't. Although everyone now knows that I lied about visiting Yapyap, they did not seem as upset about it as I thought they would be. Perhaps they understand better than I thought they would. I also wrote last night about my wishes to see Jesus at my door. Instead, today he revealed himself and publicly revealed a target for me, so that's close enough. I have taken out one of my disposable daggers and sharpened it repeatedly in reflection. This is my chance to honor my fellow assassin's memory. I am glad my somewhat scummy acts have kept me alive this far. But even if I can just slay one demon, I will die happy. I have stalled long enough. Time to take another stab in the dark."

Furthermore, a prostitute's last message was recorded, with a seal inscribed next to it:

"Oh hello I am a whore and I blocked vornskr this last night cuz he voted me and I needed proof of role in case I get killed. That does not matter now but w/e. GJ on the Nick lynch, and hopefully sin loses! I leave you with something that makes me laugh.



Fuck Ponyfaggots."

Mammon
Aspect of Greed

(Mammon (Greed) is added to the role list)

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Graveyard
Twilight Sparkle {Pony} - Killed Night 0 - Flayed in demonic summoning ritual
Adolf Hitler {Führer} - Killed Night 1 - Run through by Emperor Tiberius
Deathfire123 {Sinner} - Killed Night 1 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
Ubernox {Embalmer} - Killed Night 1 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Zane {Shepherd} - Killed Night 1 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Brennenburg {Commoner} - Killed Night 2 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
TheWaaagh {Tax Collector} - Killed Night 2 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Nick {Sinner} - Executed Day 3 - Killed by crucifixion
Yayap {Sinner} - Killed Night 3 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Celt {Assassin} - Killed Night 3 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Sumikoko {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 4 - Slain in battle by a demonic force
Dust {Sinner} - Killed Night 4 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
hamslyx {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with an Assassin
wolfcheese {Assassin} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with a Legionnaire
Goonswarm {Whore} - Killed Night 5 - Torn asunder by a demonic force


On a Cross
McPwnage {Jesus} - Crucified Day 5 - Being killed by crucifixion

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Schedule
This day will end at 400 GMT, Friday, December 9, 2011. (8:00 PM PST, Thursday)

[Ambient]

Well guys.... This is awkward

[Ambient]

I propose a time of healing to rebuild trust.

[Zack]

....

What the fuck? He's still alive.

[FalseTruth]

Well done, Dark, the RP is the best I have ever seen in the history of FMs. Absolutely astounding.

[vornksr]

Well hello there...

[Ambient]

I think we should all come together in this time of Peace and Harmony.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Wills posted.

[FalseTruth]

I think we should all come together in this time of Peace and Harmony.

I PLEDGE MY LIFE TO AMBIENT! I SHALL DO WHATEVER HE DESIRES!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHHAAHHA WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

[Dimwit]

vote Ambient

So long as Tiberius lives, Rome and Eternity should be as allies.. that's all I really have to say about that.

[Zack]

So, Tiberius has allied himself with Sin? Even sending one of his precious bodyguards to save a demon... This day certainly is interesting...

Glad I didn't blatantly take sides, lol

[Luna]

This just got veeerryyy interesting.

So Wolfcheese attacked a Roman instead of Sin?

HAI AMBIENT YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN

[Ambient]

Dimwit can we not get past this vile hatred you have towards me. It is must unbecoming.

[Dimwit]

This just got veeerryyy interesting.

So Wolfcheese attacked a Roman instead of Sin?

HAI AMBIENT YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN

That's one of a few possibilities...

[Luna]

So, Tiberius has allied himself with Sin? Even sending one of his precious bodyguards to save a demon... This day certainly is interesting...

That was my first though, but Wolfcheese didn't say who he attacked. In fact all he says is he took 'a stab in the dark'. I think Wolfcheese assumed Tiberius will kill Ambient, and thought we would lynch Vornskr today. I am curious as to what Tiberius got up to in the night, I hope I didn't accidentally hammer too early yesterday

[FalseTruth]

I would like to remind you of a simple fact:

Sin

Goal: Destroy Eternity (Jesus, Angels, and Disciples dead) and ensure that at least 24 Humans (Disciples and Humanity and Roman) are dead

I see 13 dead, he's almost HALFWAY THERE!!! How amazing!

[Ambient]

There are currently 3 disciples and two angels among us. There will be great reward to anyone who can name them.

[FalseTruth]

I would like to remind you of a simple fact:

Sin


I see 13 dead, he's almost HALFWAY THERE!!! How amazing!

I mean MORE than HALFWAY THERE!

[FalseTruth]

There are currently 3 disciples and two angels among us. There will be great reward to anyone who can name them.

Vote Raiden

[Luna]

There are currently 3 disciples and two angels among us. There will be great reward to anyone who can name them.

Dimwit is a Disciple.

[Ambient]

I agree Raiden is eternity aligned.

[Ambient]

Dimwit is a Disciple.

This one I unfortunately learned the hard way.

[FalseTruth]

Dimwit is a Disciple.

I say we get Raiden first. He poses more of a threat, and can add to the kill count. ^_^

[Luna]

I was looking forward to more figures like Adolf Hitler and Twilight Sparkle popping up with demon reveals, what happened to that?

[vornksr]

As do I. I've got some other thoughts as well, but I suppose I'll be waiting to share them at night, unless something urgent comes up.

[FalseTruth]

I say we get Raiden first. He poses more of a threat, and can add to the kill count. ^_^

If we're wrong that is...

[Luna]

I'm not voting anyone I suspect or know to be Eternity or Human, or Roman.

But I still wants my cookiez for giving you Dimwit.

[Luna]

PILATE AUTO-LYNCH JESUS FFS

[Ambient]

I have a feeling some others may be less joyful of the events of last night. But feel well Humanity. I am just as forgiving!

[CmG]

YAY Finaly a Day where i can troll b4 somebody gets hammered again! Fucking awesome.... Wait a minute Ambient? Vornskr? Whats going on here? öÖ

[Ambient]

YAY Finaly a Day where i can troll b4 somebody gets hammered again! Fucking awesome.... Wait a minute Ambient? Vornskr? Whats going on here? öÖ

Hello my Child. We are the new Order. I know the transition may be awkward.. but I offer a brighter tomorrow than Eternity.

[CmG]

I was looking forward to more figures like Adolf Hitler and Twilight Sparkle popping up with demon reveals, what happened to that?

Sry wanted to claim Führer the other day but couldn't make it in time

[CmG]

Hello my Child. We are the new Order. I know the transition may be awkward.. but I offer a brighter tomorrow than Eternity.

If you offer Blackjack and Hookers.... I would think about it...

[Zack]

Anyone cooperating with eternity will become a sin target at night........ Eternity can't possibly save us all from death... And right now, without Jesus, while Pilate still lives ready to take him out again once he returns.. Yeah I think i'm gonna go with sin here, sorry angels.

[FalseTruth]

This is a new era in prosperity. The time for Sin has come.

Pledge your allegiance to Ambient or prepare to die.

I am the messenger of Lucifer himself.

All will be forgiven when the time comes.

[Luna]

Zack we trusted you!

I remain firmly anti-Sin. God help me I wish I could join you guys down there in Hell, you get all the fun.

[Luna]

Well there's simply no way I can vote for anyone else today, damnit. Might as well begin the voting then, sorry Ambient.

-vote for Ambient :'(

[vornksr]

Luna, it's foolish to tempt fate. If you die, you die.

[Ambient]

vote skip All those that wish to be spared should do the following.

[vornksr]

vote skip

Let the night set in.

[Zack]

Ah, didn't you want to lynch a member of Eternity? Oh well, i'l just follow that.

Forgive me for being such a coward, hehe...

vote skip


Err, no hard feelings right eternity? I just can't see another way right now, prove me wrong and I might change my mind.

[Ambient]

Romans from your show of Good will you need not fear me. Join along and vote for night to fall.

[Luna]

Luna, it's foolish to tempt fate. If you die, you die.

I won't be dying for at least one more night.

You, on the other hand, should be worried

Not of a lynch or our assassins though.

Actually tbh it looks like you're safe for another night too.

[Ambient]

Think now, Humanity. You are Survivors. Do what is best. Survive. Vote night, and survive you shall.

[divemaster127]

I am a Sinner i was hopeing i was a demon but i guess not unless i am the 7th.


I side with Sin.

Vote Skip

[Raiden]

I do not care anymore about this game, i just want to say one simple thing:

Tiberius is a fucking incompetent game thrower idiot who doesn't have a clue about his life, i hope he dies in a fire after having seen his family eaten by rats. He has crossed the line by far, and i am not going to play with him in a game of forum mafia, ever. The only reason i'm not turning into Crimson and spoil the game for everyone else is because i still have a small amount of dignity, but honestly this kind of behavior would deserve it, and i'm still in time to change my mind.

Romans - at least the ones who knew and agreed with this bullshit - are the worst group of deficient noobs that you can possibly find in the world, let alone this small community. You had the easiest possible way of winning this game by trusting Eternity, but instead you choose to put your faith in Sin just to risk your life, because you know they could do the same about you and throw your game away, don't you?

tl;dr: this is borderline griefing.

I have tolerated more than enough about this game, including but not limiting to the ridiculous auto-unsealing added on the fly that turned the game into a bad joke just for the sake of a bunch of money.

If i choose to play one of these again, know that i will not accept any of the people whom i described in this post.

/sign out

have fun

[CmG]

Think now, Humanity. You are Survivors. Do what is best. Survive. Vote night, and survive you shall.

You know there can only be a handful of survivors. How do you pick them?

[Ganondorf]

All of us shall not survive if Ambient is allowed to live. 11 must still die, and all the dead shall lose. Do not forget your fallen COMrades and ponies: kill that which threatens us!

Vote Ambient

[vornksr]

Note that I do not speak for sin; I only speak for myself.

But the Romans who have already won the game will still win it if they have died, since we can easily allow Tiberius to survive. Human commoners can be recruited to the legions of the empire and win along with their Roman brethren.

[Ambient]

All of us shall not survive if Ambient is allowed to live. 11 must still die, and all the dead shall lose. Do not forget your fallen COMrades and ponies: kill that which threatens us!

Vote Ambient

How very eternity of you.