Day V - Endgame

[fred]

So? I'm still on their side. They've done us no harm, while Sin has attacked two of our people. Pretty solid stance there.

[Illidan]

I don't know what the romans are up to, but I will heal tiberius tonight. Better safe than sorry.

[McJesus]

It really doesn't matter as long as tiberius survives. We will be done this game by day VII see...

Night V:
-Jail and kill Ambient
-Assassin shoots Vorn
Day VI:
Eternity will have a new demon target for you to lynch, the one Lucifer unsealed Night IV (assuming he did) since our thief tracked him.
Night VI:
Embalmer checks Lucifer's dead body, finds out the demon Lucifer unsealed Night II
Day VII:
Embalmer reveals and you guys lynch the demon unsealed night II.
Guess what guys then there are no unsealed demons left on the board and we win!

[McJesus]

I don't know what the romans are up to, but I will heal tiberius tonight. Better safe than sorry.

did you just claim rabbi? Derp, wish I recruited you

[Kromos]

did you just claim rabbi? Derp, wish I recruited you

I think he was trying to claim angel to get attacked.

[fred]

Being overly pompous in forum mafia results in being careless. No matter how things may seem you MUST NOT BE CARELESS. Things are not always 100% cut and dry, though the probability of a specific outcome is high, things can take an unexpected turn.

[Kromos]

Anyway vote McPwnage

[Kromos]

I think Auckmid is probably another roman trying to get himself killed and draw attention away from the real Tiberius.

[nanosystem]

It really doesn't matter as long as tiberius survives. We will be done this game by day VII see...

Night V:
-Jail and kill Ambient
-Assassin shoots Vorn
Day VI:
Eternity will have a new demon target for you to lynch, the one Lucifer unsealed Night IV (assuming he did) since our thief tracked him.
Night VI:
Embalmer checks Lucifer's dead body, finds out the demon Lucifer unsealed Night II
Day VII:
Embalmer reveals and you guys lynch the demon unsealed night II.
Guess what guys then there are no unsealed demons left on the board and we win!

One sealed Demons unseals himself after Day 8. Sadly, that wouldn't work.
vote McPwnage

[Dimwit]

Current Tally:

McPwnage (12) - Capitalier, Dimwit, Fred, MileS, philie, wolfcheese, FalseTruth, Goonswarm, MrSmarter, Illidan, Kromos, nanosystem
Vornskr(1) - Ash

With 2 more dead, we need 19 to finish a vote?

[nanosystem]

*One sealed Demon unseals himself each night after Day 8.

[nanosystem]

Dimwit, did you see me as I visited Yayap N3?

[Ganondorf]

vote McPwnage

[McJesus]

You want to know something ironic? I got jesus and I'm an atheist

[Dimwit]

Dimwit, did you see me as I visited Yayap N3?

The message sent to me was incorrect. It said wolfcheese. The Night IV Post by FM Game Master included a second post correcting his mistake. So in effect, yes I saw you visit Yayap.

[Ganondorf]

Current Tally:

McPwnage (13) - Capitalier, Dimwit, Fred, MileS, philie, wolfcheese, FalseTruth, Goonswarm, MrSmarter, Illidan, Kromos, nanosystem, Ganondorf
Vornskr(1) - Ash

I agree 100% philie: many of us have been playing like idiots (myself included and especially). I know full well that I got too up in arms about all of the various schemings and strategies. I still think it was cool to participate in this experiment.... it's certainly a nice change of pace.

[Ganondorf]

Also vornskr, my crazy theory about you being Lucifer may have been wrong, but you were still a demon :P

I've been thinking about this game, and I find a few things quite hilarious. For instance, Pilate has the ability to insta-lynch Jesus, yet Pilate actually tried to bargain for his life in the Bible. Also, Jesus is so willingly offering himself up for death when, in the Bible, he was actually pleading with God to find another way. Oh well, it's just a game after all..... I wouldn't be a true nerd unless I pointed these things out, though...

[Capitalier]

Also vornskr, my crazy theory about you being Lucifer may have been wrong, but you were still a demon :P

I've been thinking about this game, and I find a few things quite hilarious. For instance, Pilate has the ability to insta-lynch Jesus, yet Pilate actually tried to bargain for his life in the Bible. Also, Jesus is so willingly offering himself up for death when, in the Bible, he was actually pleading with God to find another way. Oh well, it's just a game after all..... I wouldn't be a true nerd unless I pointed these things out, though...

Don't forget that Judas hated Rome, broski.

[McJesus]

Also vornskr, my crazy theory about you being Lucifer may have been wrong, but you were still a demon :P

I've been thinking about this game, and I find a few things quite hilarious. For instance, Pilate has the ability to insta-lynch Jesus, yet Pilate actually tried to bargain for his life in the Bible. Also, Jesus is so willingly offering himself up for death when, in the Bible, he was actually pleading with God to find another way. Oh well, it's just a game after all..... I wouldn't be a true nerd unless I pointed these things out, though...

the bible is tl;dr man

[vornksr]

@Ganondorf, you were right, even if I didn't know it at the time.

Also, I <3 you guys for spelling my name right even though I messed it up when I registered. I miss the old forums where I actually had it fixed.

[Perotto]

vote McPwnage

[Goonswarm]

sleepy time for me, cya all laters.

[Raiden]

vote McPwnage

I actually thought Vorn was on the good side this time, but i should have learned that when he plays smart he is always scum. You need to change that pattern

[Illidan]

@Tiberius: can you confirm that you will jail and kill Lucifer before we lynch Jesus please? I might reconsider my heal if you don't.

[vornksr]

I actually thought Vorn was on the good side this time, but i should have learned that when he plays smart he is always scum. You need to change that pattern

I'm still trying to make up for FMIII. Don't worry, next time you see me acting extra dumb I'll be scum (WIFOM: town).

[FalseTruth]

how ironic

[fred]

@Tiberius: can you confirm that you will jail and kill Lucifer before we lynch Jesus please? I might reconsider my heal if you don't.

Well played...drag out Tiberius's identity.

[Ganondorf]

@Ganondorf, you were right, even if I didn't know it at the time.

Also, I <3 you guys for spelling my name right even though I messed it up when I registered. I miss the old forums where I actually had it fixed.

I'd never know you by any other spelling than the original...... I screwed it up enough back in FM II.

the bible is tl;dr man

I guess that's why Jesus never wrote any of the New Testament books himself... because he didn't even feel like reading them.

Current Tally:

McPwnage (15) - Capitalier, Dimwit, Fred, MileS, philie, wolfcheese, FalseTruth, Goonswarm, MrSmarter, Illidan, Kromos, nanosystem, Ganondorf, Perotto, Raiden
Vornskr(1) - Ash

[Illidan]

Well played...drag out Tiberius's identity.

I'm talking to the one who claimed Tiberius.

[Ganondorf]

Well, 4 more votes until McPwnage is lynched.... I don't really need to be here for anything, so good night. I'm hoping that Night will have begun by the time I wake up...

[Zack]

Well then, this game seems to be over quickly... I didn't even do anything towards that end, oh well. Like philie said, heh

vote McPwnage

[McJesus]

Remember I'm dieing for your sins!

[Clawtrocity]

Illidan, Tiberius is going to kill and jail Ambient tonight.

As for my role: I'm the other Tax Collector for Rome. If you do have a heal and you're not just trolling then go through and heal Tiberius.

Many times have I said this game hasn't been very fun, but I figured if I'd stay alive longer if I acted like a Commoner and felt that this game was complete shit. I acted like I hated Rome so that no one would assume I was rome. Most people thought I was a troll, commoner, or sinner and the only reason I wasn't lynched the other day and why the day didn't end quick enough was because my roman friends didn't vote me. That allowed us to gather more intel which led us to a timely victory.

A common ploy I tried to use was the one where I act like a commoner, but this time I wanted to try to add supertrolling into the mix. I miscalculated the amount of trolling I needed to make you guys ignore me. I figured it was somewhere between Goon and suicidaln00b, but I pushed it too hard. My apologies if throughout the game I hurt anyones feelings just be sure to know that when I play this game I take the role of something completely different than the way I normally act.

"Come on! Morning may only now end reality" - Alman

[Clawtrocity]

vote McPwnage

[Illidan]

LOL Claw. I love you.

[McJesus]

Illidan, Tiberius is going to kill and jail Ambient tonight.

As for my role: I'm the other Tax Collector for Rome. If you do have a heal and you're not just trolling then go through and heal Tiberius.

Many times have I said this game hasn't been very fun, but I figured if I'd stay alive longer if I acted like a Commoner and felt that this game was complete shit. I acted like I hated Rome so that no one would assume I was rome. Most people thought I was a troll, commoner, or sinner and the only reason I wasn't lynched the other day and why the day didn't end quick enough was because my roman friends didn't vote me. That allowed us to gather more intel which led us to a timely victory.

A common ploy I tried to use was the one where I act like a commoner, but this time I wanted to try to add supertrolling into the mix. I miscalculated the amount of trolling I needed to make you guys ignore me. I figured it was somewhere between Goon and suicidaln00b, but I pushed it too hard. My apologies if throughout the game I hurt anyones feelings just be sure to know that when I play this game I take the role of something completely different than the way I normally act.

"Come on! Morning may only now end reality" - Alman

Claw we investigated you night one, you are a commoner, deal with it.

[FalseTruth]

LOL Claw. I love you.

You love me more, trust me.

[Ash]

-unvote vornskr
-vote McPwnage

sorry

[Luna]

Haha I was a little worried there until Dimwit finally showed up, no need for a charade anymore.

Oh Claw, so much awesome, don't worry I'll believe your tax collector story even if no one else does. Even if I was the girl who investigated you and found Commoner (dw McPwnage you don't have to defend my identity any more I got a free shield tonight it's all good).

-vote McPwnage

[Rumpel1408]

easy to know what to do

-vote McPwnage

see you on the cross

[McJesus]

McPwnage (20) - Capitalier, Dimwit, Fred, MileS, philie, wolfcheese, FalseTruth, Goonswarm, MrSmarter, Illidan, Kromos, nanosystem, Ganondorf, perotto, raiden, zack, claw, ash, lunavium, rumpel1408

well looks like I'm lynched, hopefully I get to chill with the people in the dead chat oh and Tiberius BETTER HAVE FUCKING JAILED LUCIFER. Seriously if you guys fuck this up I'll be pissed

[Ganondorf]

In hindsight, maybe we should've gave Tiberius more time JUST TO BE SURE.

[Ganondorf]

*should've given

Please forgive me grammar Nazi!

[BorkBot]

So Claw really is commoner? Damnation. I was thinking he made a Judas attempt on day 2, and that he raged because it backfired.

Oh well. My vote carries no more weight. Such a shame.

-vote SuicidalN00b for president I suppose.

[BorkBot]

-unvote SuicidalN00b

-vote Ambient because he's awesome

[Zack]

Overkill.

[Perotto]

How to find claw's role: pick the only fucking role in the game he has not claimed.

[Perotto]

[Forum Mafia GM]

Lunavium hammered, not going to bother with the vote tally because it's unanimous.

Night is going to take a long time to post because I'm very busy. Deal with it.