NorthStar's Lateral Thinking Puzzle #2

[NorthStar]

This puzzle was lost in the sands of time.

[Ash]

the man was being a pervert and was looking at something he shouldnt have looked at.

[wolfcheese]

Was the seat intended for anyone?
Do the man and woman know each other?
Was the man nude? (Where the hell do I come up with these ideas?)

[jaczac]

Was the seat intended for anyone?
Do the man and woman know each other?
Was the man nude? (Where the hell do I come up with these ideas?)

Keepin true to yer sig i see there wolfcheese....

[NorthStar]

Was the seat intended for anyone?
Do the man and woman know each other?
Was the man nude? (Where the hell do I come up with these ideas?)

the man was being a pervert and was looking at something he shouldnt have looked at.

@Ash: No
@Wolfcheese: No, Yes, No.

[Guardian]

the man was ugly.

[Ash]

the man smelled bad

[wolfcheese]

Were the man and woman ever dating/in a relationship?
Is the man someone that the woman is usually in good terms with currently?
Was the woman offended by something about the man's outward appearance?
Would this event have occurred the same way in a stationary setting like a park bench?

Keepin true to yer sig i see there wolfcheese....

Damn straight I am.

[NorthStar]

[QUOTE=wolfcheese;54354]Were the man and woman ever dating/in a relationship?
Is the man someone that the woman is usually in good terms with currently?
Was the woman offended by something about the man's outward appearance?
Would this event have occurred the same way in a stationary setting like a park bench?

@Wolfcheese 1) No, 2) No, 3) Yes, 4) Yes.

[wolfcheese]

Does the woman know the man because he is a public figure?
Did the man's appearance exude some kind of religious or political viewpoint?
Was the man wearing something not normally worn in public?
Would another (average) woman have reacted the same way this woman did?

[Luna]

Oh Northstar, were you this unfortunate man?

[NorthStar]

Oh Northstar, were you this unfortunate man?

I lol'd, sadly no.

[Jim]

Okay so this how it went down, this man came and sat down on the bus. BUT he actually sat down on this woman's face who was on the bus.
This made her angry and slapped his **** and walked away.
He was naked obvi.
Next puzzle.

[NorthStar]

I actually forgot the answer, LOL. It's been so long. But it wasn't sexually oriented.

[BoogeyMan]

........ wtf lol

[Ash]

NICE NECROPOST I HOPE YOU GET BANNED FOR LIFE.

[Archangel X]

NICE NECROPOST I HOPE YOU GET BANNED FOR LIFE.

NICE NECROPOST ASH