One of the 1,000 provision you must observe to be my Meister is to implement a new role in honor of my heroic tale. My legend dates back to the 12th century you know.

Role: Holy Sword Excalibur
Alignment: Neutral Supreme
Action: At the beginning of the day the Holy Sword Excalibur may remind a spectator that he begins his morning with coffee and cream. At night, if that same wouldbe meister visits him he shall be deemed worthy of wielding the Holy Sword Excalibur. The two shall be bonded, granting honor and glory beyond the Meister's wildest dreams to he who wields the sword.. assuming they observe the 1,000 provisions.
Win Condition: Be held by a worthy meister and see him attain honor and glory.