S-FM 179: Cop Out

[Calix]

Cop Out^{S-FM 179}

Setup

Hostages	Occupations	Arrested/ Killed
Firebringer Toadette DarknessB SuperJack RLVG TheDarkestLight Sen GameFreak Frog Damus_Graves Titus NoctiZ ThePaladin	Hidden Thief Hidden Thief Hidden Corrupt Police Hidden Corrupt Police Reporter Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Banker Hidden Neutral Hidden Neutral

Broadcasts
Setup
1 O'Clock News
2 O'Clock News
3 O'Clock News
4 O'Clock News
5 O'Clock News

[Calix]

It is now 1 O'Clock

[Day end]

"Reports have come in of a hostage situation in a small mall on the outskirts of the city. Investigations into a robbery of the recently opened Primark store have been interrupted. Our inside source reports that there were no more than a dozen suspects inside when the mall was forcibly taken over by an armed group earlier this morning. There had been a tense standoff between the police and the raiders outside the main entrance of the mall, but no success has been made with retrieving the hostages. The kidnappers have proven to be uncooperative and a ransom has yet to be made in exchange for the safe return of those inside.

Police have warned us that the mall has a history of criminal activity and the mall had been suffering from a decline in popularity following a string of thefts. Most notorious is the three-year-old case where the body of a teenage boy was found. The killer has yet to be found and according to our source, some fear that they may be inside the mall. No casualties have been reported.

More at 2 PM with Carissa."

Hostages	Aliases	Arrested/ Killed
Firebringer Toadette DarknessB SuperJack RLVG TheDarkestLight Sen GameFreak Frog Damus_Graves Titus NoctiZ ThePaladin	Brianna Eleanor Darren Jacob Robert Adam Kennedy Heidi Johnathan David Tiana Norman Patricia

Broadcasts
Setup
1 O'Clock News
2 O'Clock News
3 O'Clock News
4 O'Clock News
5 O'Clock News

Reminder: All night actions must be submitted by this time or they will not count.

[Firebringer]

First post, suck it Noctiz

[RLVG]

Last post, suck it Firebringer.

[Firebringer]

Last post, suck it Firebringer.

-vote RLVG

I WILL NOT SUCK IT!

[ThePaladin]

[QUOTE=Calix;563260]

Hostages	Occupations	Arrested/ Killed
Firebringer Toadette DarknessB SuperJack RLVG TheDarkestLight Sen GameFreak Frog Damus_Graves Titus NoctiZ ThePaladin	Hidden Thief Hidden Thief Hidden Corrupt Police Hidden Corrupt Police Reporter Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Hidden Customer Banker Hidden Neutral Hidden Neutral

So the Occupation next to everyone's name is their role right?
Well GG Kids.
-vote Firebringer

[RLVG]

Fuck, you got me Paladin, I'm the Reporter.

What neutral are you?

[Firebringer]

This old joke about players in the table being the role next to them, is really tired joke.
Seen it every game we had a table.

Guys, seriously. New joke pls.

[RLVG]

Also I taught the host how to do rainbows.
Oh noes.

[ThePaladin]

Fuck, you got me Paladin, I'm the Reporter.

What neutral are you?

RLVG confirmed I am correct.
I'm a lost customer
I'll be on super-trustworthy rlvg

[NoctiZ]

Does anyone else just skip the RP?

[ThePaladin]

This old joke about players in the table being the role next to them, is really tired joke.
Seen it every game we had a table.

Guys, seriously. New joke pls.

But you see. This time its correct and Calix did it to mess with town.
Bitte schön!

[ThePaladin]

Does anyone else just skip the RP?

I just skimmed through it; I think it said something about the thieves bringing fire with them in the form of Molotov cocktails though.

[RLVG]

Does anyone else just skip the RP?

Nope. It basically just says we're playing Dead Rising, without zombies.

[Sen]

Does anyone else just skip the RP?

How dare you?

-vote NoctiZ

[RLVG]

Voting Senpai. Notice me.

-vote Damus_Graves

[ThePaladin]

Keep in mind firebringer did ask to be scum, now scum appears by his name, and he's even bringing fire with him. HOW IS THIS NOT SUSPICIOUS

-vote Firebringer

Lets just make mafia suicide by killing off one of them d1.

[NoctiZ]

But you see. This time its correct and Calix did it to mess with town.
Bitte schön!

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen, bitte!

[Firebringer]

Keep in mind firebringer did ask to be scum, now scum appears by his name, and he's even bringing fire with him. HOW IS THIS NOT SUSPICIOUS

-vote Firebringer

Lets just make mafia suicide by killing off one of them d1.

Such a great post, I have no counter to this.

[RLVG]

Such a shitty post, I don't have to say anything against it because it's that shitty.

FTFY

[NoctiZ]

Also the theory does fit. I'm a Jester so I say it's worth a shot.

-vote Firebringer

[RLVG]

Just pointing this out: I'm one who likes to have sickly flashy LW's with rainbows, so it's very unlikely the Mafia will be able to replicate my style.
Ohh yeah baby, I'm immune to one thing! ... Except sabotage.

[Firebringer]

So anyone want to consider the opinion we should get Banker to claim?

[TheDarkestLight]

Does anyone else just skip the RP?

I read it. How dare you not.

-vote Noctiz

[RLVG]

The Banker would avoid a claim because the Banker would essentially require to win the game by Night 3 or less if I read the role correctly.

[Sen]

So anyone want to consider the opinion we should get Banker to claim?

Care to elaborate? Still reading the setup.

[NoctiZ]

Care to elaborate? Still reading the setup.

It's 'cause he has coins and like that stuff. So he like has coins that are important to the game or, like, whatever. Tell me more once you've read it.

[RLVG]

I think Paranoic's should claim. They show up as criminals but are town.

[Firebringer]

Care to elaborate? Still reading the setup.

Banker is somewhat neutral, but is still beneficial to both factions. And other reasons for having him/her claim.

[RLVG]

Banker is somewhat neutral, but is still beneficial to both factions. And other reasons for having him/her claim.

The only pro-claim for Banker is that they're sure of winning before Day 4.

[RLVG]

Lol, Unlicenced Doctor will be the fucking end of us.

[Damus_Graves]

Breaking news. Damus is the legendary Thieflynch at your leisure

[Damus_Graves]

Also I'm at work so less talky than normal

[RLVG]

YOU'RE NOT RETIRED

LIAR

[Damus_Graves]

Banker is somewhat neutral, but is still beneficial to both factions. And other reasons for having him/her claim.

This is a lie

[Sen]

Ok. Done reading.

The problem with the Banker is that he can only win with the Corrupt Police if they win their 8 coins, which in turn makes them anti-town, and it's in noone's interest to reach that point; both the Corrupt Police and the Banker want to side with the Town, since otherway they go from being against Thieves and Neutral Killing to being against everybody.

And yeah, lol@ Unlicensed Doctor. If there's one, they should act as a Vigilante; targeting someone they consider to be scum, and not someone they want to heal.

[SuperJack]

My name is Edward. I'm a 33 year old hockey player and I love sushi. My mother left me before I was born and I once got 3rd place in the national fishing competition.

[ThePaladin]

Also the theory does fit. I'm a Jester so I say it's worth a shot.

-vote Firebringer

Wait so that softclaim earlier was false?

[RLVG]

My name is Edward. I'm a 33 year old hockey player and I love sushi. My mother left me before I was born and I once got 3rd place in the national fishing competition.

God damn catfishes being in the same mall as me.

[NoctiZ]

Wait so that softclaim earlier was false?

If you're talking about the German: That's actually a reference to an old ad.

[ThePaladin]

If you're talking about the German: That's actually a reference to an old ad.

How old?

[RLVG]

How old?

1965.

[NoctiZ]

How old?

That old.

[DarknessB]

Keep in mind firebringer did ask to be scum, now scum appears by his name, and he's even bringing fire with him. HOW IS THIS NOT SUSPICIOUS

-vote Firebringer

Lets just make mafia suicide by killing off one of them d1.

Wait, is this S-FM Cop Out or S-FM Illuminati? I haven't seen such fine arguments since the days of our good friend sekov.

[RLVG]

Wait, is this S-FM Cop Out or S-FM Illuminati? I haven't seen such fine arguments since the days of our good friend sekov.

It's actually S-FM Arsonist Heaven.

[Sen]

Ok. It's almost an entire page of shitposting. Let's cut it right here.

[ThePaladin]

1965.

Merci Vilmal

[Toadette]

I should probably change my avatar back. I don't plan on starving here.

[ThePaladin]

Ok. It's almost an entire page of shitposting. Let's cut it right here.

We got a guy to claim jester; that's something.

[RLVG]

PARANOIC SHOULD CLAIM

/thread