S-FM 175: Not Matrix6

[Sen]

"Free Sandwiches for everyone!" - read the sign outside of Jimmy John's, gathering the attention of nine starving strangers.

They all ordered dozens of orders of their favorite sandwich, but to their surprise, they got charged for them.

- What is this treachery?
- I demand to speak to the manager!
- Why are you trying to take my freedom away!?

The customers were angry and decided that noone was leaving the place until the culprits were found and punished.
The angry mob barricaded doors and windows, and then proceeded to start looking for the perpetrators, but not before arming themselves with whatever they could find; from kitchen knives to stone-hard stale bread. Someone was going to pay dearly for this blasphemy.

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The Living
1: Spruance
2: Toadette
3: ThornholtFirebringer
4: deathworlds
5: Frog
6: DarknessB
7: MattZed

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The Dead
GameFreak, the Vanilla. Lynched day 1.
Calix, the Vanilla. Killed night 1.

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Setup
Day 1 End

[Sen]

Sending rolecards now. Feel free to start posting.

3 votes to hammer.

[MattZed]

I don't have my rolecard, and I see no reason to read it today. I know my mission.

-vote Toadette

OMGUS me, you toad. I dare you.

[Spruance]

There can only be one culprit for this blasphemy

-vote Sen

[Toadette]

I love the story

-vote MattZed

I'm not afraid of you. Bring it!

[MattZed]

I love the story

-vote MattZed

I'm not afraid of you. Bring it!

Of course you'd vote me back. Trying to vote Mr. "dies day 1" to save yourself. Only a scum would try something so desperate.

But it makes sense that you'd be scum. Only a woman would object to the idea of free sandwiches.

[Firebringer]

I have yet to get a rolecard.

[MattZed]

I have yet to get a rolecard.

Would it even make a difference? We all know Toadette is scum. All your rolecard could do is tell you if you're her scumbuddy or not.

[Toadette]

Of course you'd vote me back. Trying to vote Mr. "dies day 1" to save yourself. Only a scum would try something so desperate.

But it makes sense that you'd be scum. Only a woman would object to the idea of free sandwiches.

Pfffff please. You're just voting me because I win every game and you are jealous!

[Firebringer]

Just got it.

Also Toadette busses scum teammates always so if Matt is scum so is Toadette.

That logic though.

-vote MattZed

[Toadette]

I have yet to get a rolecard.

I got mine already, lying scum

-vote Firebringer

[Firebringer]

I don't have my rolecard, and I see no reason to read it today. I know my mission.

-vote Toadette

OMGUS me, you toad. I dare you.

Not seeing your rolecard is like playing the game blind. Its kind of unfair to everyone.

[Firebringer]

Pfffff please. You're just voting me because I win every game and you are jealous!

I think you lost a few.

[MattZed]

I got mine already, lying scum

-vote Firebringer

Every good host sends out scum rolecards first.

I haven't gotten mine either. SCUMSLIP.

[Toadette]

I think you lost a few.

Not this season. MattZed literally complaining about it in his signup thread just now lol

[Firebringer]

Not this season. MattZed literally complaining about it in his signup thread just now lol

Ehh, this topic isn't worth discussing
I would like to talk about how you and Matt are probably teammates since you always buss.

[MattZed]

Not this season. MattZed literally complaining about it in his signup thread just now lol

Omg that's practically OGC and you should feel ashamed of yourself, Toadette.

Or perhaps shamelessness is how you deal with charging for the sandwiches.

[MattZed]

Ehh, this topic isn't worth discussing
I would like to talk about how you and Matt are probably teammates since you always buss.

Why would she bus me? I'm the most reliable teammate there is and worth keeping until the end. =D

[MattZed]

Okay I have a rolecard now. Because Firebringer was so nice, I read it.

I stand by my vote.

[Toadette]

Every good host sends out scum rolecards first.

I haven't gotten mine either. SCUMSLIP.

lol this is probably the derpiest thing I've read in a game, even for a day 1

[MattZed]

lol this is probably the derpiest thing I've read in a game, even for a day 1

Just because your scumslip was obvious doesn't make it not a scumslip.

[Toadette]

Why would she bus me? I'm the most reliable teammate there is and worth keeping until the end. =D

This... I don't bus competant teammates

[GameFreak]

I remember how day 1 works. See you all Day 2.

[MattZed]

I remember how day 1 works. See you all Day 2.

Nononono. You haven't been in games recently, and we need you to participate so we learn your meta.

Get back in here or die.

-vote GameFreak

[Sen]

Derp Sen forgot how to host.5 votes to hammer.

[Spruance]

Nononono. You haven't been in games recently, and we need you to participate so we learn your meta.

Get back in here or die.

-vote GameFreak

what he said

-vote GameFreak

If you aren't even a little angered by the fact our free sandwiches were taken from us, you must have aided in the conspiracy.

[Calix]

MattZed, are you seriously going with the "host slip" bullshit? You of all people should know why that isn't valid.

[MattZed]

MattZed, are you seriously going with the "host slip" bullshit? You of all people should know why that isn't valid.

Nah, now I'm going with the "don't you dare lurk" bullshit.

Why are you defending Toadette?

[MattZed]

Sen, I notice you haven't signed for my game. Is this an unintentional slight, or do you not like my setup?

[Calix]

Nah, now I'm going with the "don't you dare lurk" bullshit.

Why are you defending Toadette?

I was criticising your 'host card times = scum' argument.

It's the host's first game, so it's not even good meta.

[Firebringer]

This... I don't bus competant teammates

You bussed me though in that night less game.

[Firebringer]

I was criticising your 'host card times = scum' argument.

It's the host's first game, so it's not even good meta.

Go away.
You are not my target for lynch todya.

[MattZed]

I was criticising your 'host card times = scum' argument.

It's the host's first game, so it's not even good meta.

New hosts are the most likely to have such tells, are they not?

You bussed me though in that night less game.

Well, Firebringer, I hate to break it to you, but...

[Firebringer]

New hosts are the most likely to have such tells, are they not?


Well, Firebringer, I hate to break it to you, but...

Don't even try to go there, I am god tier.

[Calix]

New hosts are the most likely to have such tells, are they not?


Well, Firebringer, I hate to break it to you, but...

He's played games before...about 3967407 years ago. I don't think he's quite that naive.

Also I'm getting mixed up between games. Am switching, will post more here in the morning.

[Firebringer]

He's played games before...about 3967407 years ago. I don't think he's quite that naive.

Also I'm getting mixed up between games. Am switching, will post more here in the morning.

Me too, but since I am town here.
Want to talk about who you think is scum so far? Even though its page 2 lets talk Calix, I am sure we can break this game

[Spruance]

Does this game force a lynch

[MattZed]

Does this game force a lynch

Does not appear so. Seems we have to make one happen ourselves.

Since this is basically vanilla, trading the D1 lynch for a no lynch is basically asking to lose.

[deathworlds]

-vote mattzed

its a tradition

[Toadette]

You bussed me though in that night less game.

Yes exactly.

[Toadette]

Me too, but since I am town here.
Want to talk about who you think is scum so far? Even though its page 2 lets talk Calix, I am sure we can break this game

"I'm town"

That's cute that you're trying to prove your innocence by claiming town.

[MattZed]

-vote mattzed

its a tradition

Why are you defending Gamefreak, who has actively admitted they won't be playing D1?

[Toadette]

Why are you defending Gamefreak, who has actively admitted they won't be playing D1?

There's no defense of gamefreak in an RVS vote.

[Toadette]

Why are you defending Gamefreak, who has actively admitted they won't be playing D1?

Honestly this is a HUGE deflection from an RVS vote

-vote MattZed

L-2

[deathworlds]

[unvote][unvote]

I don't like either of these trains atm.

[deathworlds]

-unvote

motherfucker

[MattZed]

Honestly this is a HUGE deflection from an RVS vote

-vote MattZed

L-2

How many pages does RVS last for you?

[Firebringer]

"I'm town"

That's cute that you're trying to prove your innocence by claiming town.

Thanks, I have been told I am cute in real life too.

Want to discuss who is town or scum right now?
I always love our conversations Toadette.

[MattZed]

Thanks, I have been told I am cute in real life too.

Want to discuss who is town or scum right now?
I always love our conversations Toadette.

Protip: If you actually want to start a discussion on something, you should start it by saying something.

[Firebringer]

Protip: If you actually want to start a discussion on something, you should start it by saying something.

Protip: I think you are scum.
You aint my Deputy this game browski. You are some kind of deviant.