Plato chats with strangers

[Spy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Sup dude
You: Only 16000 online?
Stranger: I guess if thats what it says
You: Ok
Stranger: So asl
You: ...
You: Why?
Stranger: Your a tranny whAt lol
You: No
You: 22/m/Canada
You: You?
Stranger: Io don't like canandians
You: Ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Spy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/canada
Stranger: cool
You: The last person I spoke with don't like canadians
Stranger: awh whys that
You: No reason stated
Stranger: thats dumb
Stranger: well i dont mind canadians
You: Ok.
You: So do you like the game Carcassonne?
Stranger: lol i dont think ive ever heard of it
You: Have you read the book Anna Karenina?
Stranger: noo
You: Then what shall we talk about? Those two things are all I wanted to talk about.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Deathfire123]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey what's up cutie.
You: Uhhh....what? Um...Talking to you.
Stranger: Hehe...that's nice, wanna meet up sometime.
You: Uhhh....what? You don't even know where I like
Stranger: Where DO you live?
You: Canada......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Spy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: What shall we talk about?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The easiest answer is Earth.
You: You?
Stranger: well, me too!
You: Cool.
You: Have you read the book Anna Karenina?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Spy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ash]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funniest one

[chocopaw]

This is hard!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi, any chance youre from canada?

Stranger: Yeah

You: cool!

You: i actually am not, but im asking for a friend

Stranger: Oh well I'm orginally from there I don't live tHere anymore x

You: nawww

You: where do you live now?

You: and do you plan on going back?

Stranger: Usa and yeah I go back quite alot£

You: thats good news =)

You: okay i have a little list here

You: lets go through it really quick, okay?

Stranger: Ok go ahead

You: are you male or female?

Stranger: Female

You: okay

You: between 18 and 30?

Stranger: 18

You: have you heard of the game "Carcassonne"?

Stranger: Sorta

You: have you ever read or do you plan to read the book Anna Karenina?

You: (we're almost through, hang in there)

Stranger: No sorry

You: hm, thats too bad :/

You: but thanks anyway!

Stranger: :/ sorry

Stranger: Good luck anyway

You: thx <3

You have disconnected.



ou: hey =)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wats up

You: you took long for writing hi

You: ah not much

You: GSL is over

You: have to do the groceries soon

Stranger: wat

You: i have a little list here, would you mind going through it really quick?

Stranger: net speed

Stranger: sorry

You: 1) have you ever heard of the game carcassonne?

Stranger: no

You: 2) have you ever read or plan on reading the book Anna Karenina?

Stranger: wat is this

You: you seem not very educated i have to say

Stranger: why

You: are you at least from canada?

[Celt]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE
You: WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: I DUNNO
Stranger: HIDE !?
Stranger: use the women and childs as shields lol
You: You hide behind a barrel, No-one notices you... for now...
Stranger: oh .. oh ok
You: "uuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh" you hear...
Stranger: !
You: The noises are getting closer
Stranger: oh nooeh!
You: I think they spotted you!
Stranger: *screams*
You: ...
You: THAT ALERTED THEM
Stranger: NOOUH
You: THEY'RE ALL HEADING YOUR WAY
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: save me stranger?
You: I'll try!
Stranger: yea?!
You: I jump infront of you with a shotgun
Stranger:
You: it's out of bullets. I am mauled to death
Stranger: Noooeh!
Stranger: don't die on me
You: Aaaarggh
You: stranger..
You: take...
Stranger: they'll feast on my body after you're gone
You: this...
You: It's a gun with one shot
You: one bullet
Stranger:
Stranger: i am not!
You: One opportunity
Stranger: gonna shot myself
You: They're getting closer...
You: You're wasting time!
Stranger: BUT!?
You: RUN!
Stranger: WHERE!
You: RU-Urrrrghh
You: I start chasing you
Stranger: NOOEH!!
Stranger: YOU!?
Stranger: LOL YOURE A ZOMBIE ASWELL NOW!?
You: You continue to do nothing, I'm getting closer
You: closer...
Stranger: ..
Stranger: i kiss your nose
Stranger: ^^
You: YOU HAVE SAAAAAAAVED THE UNIVE- Nope. You get mauled to death
You have disconnected.

[Celt]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello malaysian male 16 wanna make friend
You: Oh god... It's a zombie apocolypse
You: what are you going to do?
Stranger: haa ?
You: They're outside your house!
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: fuck ur mom -.-
You: Your windows are broken open, they crawl in, hungry for brains
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.... Standard omegle.

[FalseTruth]

haha, you don't want to know the conversations I've had with people on this site...


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: baby
Stranger: who would win in a fight? an army of polar bears riding men or samuel l. jackson?
You: samuel
Stranger: im not a baby im a man
Stranger: an anchorman!
You: oh rly
Stranger: no i wish
Stranger: cant grow a moustache
Stranger: fuck everything
You: i have sex with hompback whales
Stranger: dreams ruined
You: humpback
Stranger: oh reallllyyyyy?
You: yeah
You: im thinking about writing a guide to it
Stranger: ever expanded your horizons to bull sharks
You: its not as hard as you would think
Stranger: they get frisky
You: dolphins yes
You: bullsharks arent all that pleasurable to be honest
Stranger: id read that guide
Stranger: its true
You: ive already made a dolphin guide
You: lol
Stranger: maybe thats why i have troubles
You: https://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
You: check it out
You: you have to show them that you love them
You: before AND afterwards
You: dolphins are pretty smart you know
Stranger: god damn, can you be my marine life fucking guru?
Stranger: how do you go about a manatee?
You: well thats a tough one
Stranger: i feel like they may need some loving
You: ive never encountered a manatee yet
You: yeah for sure
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: you should go after a manatee
You: only mammals btw
Stranger: they look clynically depressed
You: i have a limit on how far im willing to go
Stranger: i see
You: sex in water is amazing though
You: regardless of species
Stranger: so no sea urchines?
You: no lol
You: anything with a vigina works
Stranger: k im cool with that
You: vagina
Stranger: jelly fish?
You: id probably die
Stranger: im not sure if theres a vagina
Stranger: but theres gotta be somethin squishy
You: i value my life dearly
Stranger: just come in from the front
Stranger: itll never see it comin
You: lol
Stranger: probs cause it has no eyes though
You: maybe when im 60
Stranger: i figure when im that old theyll have surgery to give me gills and ill just live with the whale sharks
You: that would be fucking amazing
Stranger: and ill reproduce scary whale shark person offspring
Stranger: and raise them to save dolphins in china
Stranger: that is my one wish in life
Stranger: seem plausible
You: i always wish my dreams would come true
You: but i doubt it
Stranger: god damn
Stranger: well thats a turd in the toilet bowl of life
You: My dream is to have a foursome with 4 marina mammals
Stranger: but its okay a can flush it and keep dreaming
You: marine
Stranger: very nice
You: it doesnt even matter
You: which animals
Stranger: i think thats an easy one
You: easy?
You: bah
You: its hard enough to get one
Stranger: make a school of fish form a giant single vagina and fuck it
Stranger: now thats cool
You: holy fuck
You: that is
You: the greatest idea
You: ever
You: mind=blown
Stranger: yeah i tend to do that when it comes to sea animals and fucking
Stranger: but you seem liked quite the expert in the mammal division
You: yeah
You: i think im one of the foremost experts in the field actually
You: i have a ph'd in Marine Biology actually
Stranger: thats impressive
Stranger: seriously
You: thanks
Stranger: well now i can say that ive talked to a marine biologist about fucking various wonders of the sea
You: Specifically I wrote my thesis ont he reproductive organs of dolphins
Stranger: could you make a half human half dolphin offspring?
You: no
You: its impossible
You: our organs are incompatiable
Stranger: wait i should have known that one
You: but i wish it would work
Stranger: i think that was on a bio midterm i wrote today
You: I loved Sally since the first time i met her
You: she was my first Dolphin
You: wait you wrote a bio midterm today?
Stranger: im actually slightly distubered picturing half dolphin half man
Stranger: its a scary thought
You: I'm curious, where do you live?
Stranger: canada
You: oh
You: I am in California
Stranger: i see
You: out by the bay
Stranger: you have much higher chances of dolphin sex out there
You: yeah
Stranger: i can always love the moose though
You: you should try it
You: I havent tried that
You: I doubt it would be pleasant though
Stranger: its not there large and like to kick
Stranger: but if you paint your penis like a log, if your lucky a beaver might come gnaw on it
Stranger: gotta love canada
You: I recommend you read up on Insolitologism
You: they arent so different
Stranger: i see
Stranger: maybe i shall
Stranger: but know i must venture yonder and find more beaver fuckers
Stranger: thank you for the wonderful info
You: may i leave you
You: with one last thought
Stranger: of cpurse
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cA3t1HW1Ow
You: enjoy
Stranger: thank you sir
Stranger: keep your dolphin fucking dreams alive
You: fuck yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FalseTruth]

I also troll everyone who wants to do something perverted.

Stranger: Hi. Do you want to talk about incest? Male 22 here.
You: sure
You: as long as its not gay
Stranger: its not
You: im thinking
Stranger: age and gender?
You: mother son
You: maybe uncle nephew
You: but thats not as sexy
You: age uh
You: 11 for the son
You: and
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Deathfire123]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Baby

Stranger: hi

You: Baby

You: Baby

You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Stranger: shit

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: you

You: lol

You: You hate teh Biebs?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: a lot

You: did you know he fucks dolphins

Stranger: i dont mind it

You: Selena Gomez is actually half dolphin/have squirrel

You: that's why she sounds like one of the chipmunks in alvin in the chipmunks when she sings

Stranger: she doesnt sings

Stranger: a computer

Stranger: sings

Stranger: for she

You: No it's actually her

You: But she's singing in squirrel

You: that's why you can't understand what she's saying

Stranger: you gonna stop talking about jb and theese kind of shit?

You: Only if you want me to baby

You: Funny thing though

You: I'm actually talking about Selena Gomez

You: not teh Biebz

Stranger: and selena gomez is theese kind of shit

Stranger: and pop music

Stranger: is theese kind of shit

Stranger: for me

You: Y'know what we should talk about

You: Pedophilic rape.

Stranger: i dont know

You: Everyone enjoys rape

Stranger: no

You: and now there's monopoly Junior

Stranger: i dont like it

Stranger: i hate it

You: Monopoly Junior?

Stranger: rape

You: I heard it was a good game

You: Wait

Stranger: pedophilic rape

You: What

Stranger: i dont like it

You: there's rape in Monopoly Junior?

Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NorthStar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: 16 m nj here

You: I am going to go afk starting now.

You: 16 p equestria

Stranger: p?

You: Pony.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NorthStar]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
What type of porn do you like?


Stranger 1: furry porn

Stranger 1: gay furry porn

Stranger 2: NOPW

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[NorthStar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Female?

You: I'm black and canadian.

You: Yes, and I liek ponies,.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NorthStar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Heil Pinkie Pie!

Stranger: ?

You: The new Fuhrer.

Stranger: english

You: She is the leader of the Reborn Nazi Party!

You: We shall conquer Europe and unite it!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FalseTruth]

This is a golden egg of troll history. I am trolling a fellow troll in to thinking that he is trolling me. The essence of WIFOM is strong with me.

The conversation starts boring but gets interesting later on. I had to remove all the smileys because there's some sort of limit.

Be warned- It's fucking hilarious. Well, if you're into that sort of thing.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oi
Stranger: how are you
You: good
Stranger: asl?
You: what?
Stranger: Age Sex Location
Stranger: asl man
Stranger: come on learn the lingo
You: I don't want to tell you that...
Stranger: and just why not?
You: then you can find me
Stranger: really?
You: i guess
Stranger: I'm a Jedi Knight
You: what
Stranger: you?
Stranger: that's my professio
Stranger: profession
You: lol...
You: I'm just a high schooler
Stranger: I use the force and wield a lightsaber
You: ...
Stranger: I keep the peace and aim to restore balance and order to the galaxy
You: are you obsessed with star trek or something
Stranger: star wars, nerd
You: same thing
Stranger: no way man
Stranger: take that back right now, young man
You: im a girl....
Stranger: take that back right now, young woman
You: why?
Stranger: lol
You: its all the same
Stranger: I don't know, I'm just trolling
You: ok
Stranger: I don't mean what I say
You: really?
Stranger: yes ma'am
You: then why did you say it
You: huh?
You: huh
Stranger: To make you laugh
You: oh
You: :3
Stranger: did I fail?
You: yeah
Stranger: da,m
Stranger: damn
You: but thats okay
Stranger: oh well you win some you lose some
You: lol
Stranger: we can't all be winners like you, ms. stranger
You: I'm not the stranger, YOU ARE!
Stranger: SO ARE YOU
You: no way!
Stranger: it's true
You: prove it
Stranger: you need to come to accept this truth
Stranger: you want a screenshot of my screen?
Stranger: it says stranger right there ok
You: but it says stranger on my screen!
Stranger: okay I just don't know what to believe anymore
Stranger: FUCK THE INTERNET
You: I think you are a stranger
You: why do you say bad words?
Stranger: I guess I am a bad person
Stranger: sorry
You: You don't sound happy
You: Maybe you should pray to God
Stranger: are you attemping to psychoanalyze me
Stranger: what's god?
You: what's that
You: God is our Savior!
Stranger: i don't believe in that
Stranger: sorry
You: WHAT?
Stranger: lol
You: You don't believe?
Stranger: no
You: May God forgive you for your sins
Stranger: if there is a god, then fuck him
You: Have faith?
Stranger: he's a coward
You: YOU CANNOT SAY BAD WORDS ABOUT GOD
You: why do you say that
You: He is much braver than you or I
Stranger: because if he is all powerful then he should make himself known
Stranger: and not punish people for not believing when there is no solid proof of his existence lol
Stranger: if you believe in that sort of thing, hell
Stranger: eternal damnation
You: He wants us all to believe so that he will know who is faithful
You: We all have free-will
You: ofc there is hell
You: If you don't believe in God you are a sinful man
Stranger: I can live with that
You: Are you like 10 years old or something
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: I'm a grown man lol
You: like what
Stranger: 21
You: That's not GROWN!
You: my daddy is 42 years old!
Stranger: I could kick his ass
Stranger: I'm ripped
You: O.O
Stranger: you can find me at the gym any day of the week
You: Stop syaing mean words
Stranger: i'm the guy curling in the squat rack
You: STOP SAYING MEAN WORDS
You: ABOUT MY DADDY
Stranger: He's a nice man
Stranger: I'm glad he spawned you
You:
Stranger: I am glad you were derived from his nut
Stranger: nuts
Stranger: lol
You: wha do you mean
You: nuts?
Stranger:
Stranger: yes, his nuts
You: what?
Stranger: his balls
Stranger: his testicles
You:
You: can you please stop
Stranger: well
Stranger: you asked
You: I don't want to talk about that
Stranger: neither do i
You: Do you go to church?
Stranger: lol..
Stranger: what do you think?
You: well, everyone I know goes to Church except Tony
You: but hes a bad boy
Stranger: he sounds like a cool guy
Stranger: I like Tony
You: no no
Stranger: do you like Tony?
You: he got suspended
You: for beating up the other guy
Stranger: That a boy, Tony!
You: he's not nice!
You: stop it
Stranger: do you find him attractive
You: no!
Stranger: why
You: He is really mean!
Stranger: what did he do?
You: I think you two would be best friends
You: He is rude to everybody
Stranger: you love Tony and I
You: No, I do not!
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you want us
You: NO WAY!
You: EW
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you want us both at the same time lol
You: what does that mean
Stranger: what do you think it means lol
You: well...
You: I have an idea
You: but
Stranger: let's hear it
You: I don't know
You: I don't want to say it!
Stranger: do it anyway
You: but
You: but
You: its bad
Stranger: bad is good
Stranger: let's hear it
You: um
You: the S word?
Stranger: yes!
You: you are a bad person
You: a VERY bad person
You: I don't think I should be on this site
You: this is bad
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but you love it
You: no
You: NO
You: NOOOO
Stranger: YES!
You: leave me alone
You: are you a molestor
You: my mommy told me that there are molestors
Stranger: nope
You: ok
Stranger: are you?
You: NO
Stranger: you want to molest tony?
Stranger: wow
You: you are a stupid, bad man
You: stop saying mean things
You: If you believed me in God you would be less mean you know
You: God makes you happy
You: because he is Hope
Stranger: will you teach me about god?
You: Do you leave near Austin
Stranger: no
You: then how will I teach you!
Stranger: on here right now
You: okay but it wont be easy
You: promise you will listen?
Stranger: yes
You: um
You: how do I start
Stranger: in the beginning..
Stranger: start with genesis
You: There was Adam
You: And God wanted a woman
You: So he took Adam's rib
You: and made Eve
You: He told them not to eat the forbidden fruit
You: but Eve was too tempted
You: and she ate it
Stranger: women..
You: what
Stranger: women ruin everything
You: no!
You: just Eve was hungry?
Stranger: no
You: I think
Stranger: she was tricked by the snake
Stranger: the devil in snake form
Stranger: the snake told her to eat the apple, that it would be okay
You: yes the evil snake
Stranger: also, the snake had legs
Stranger: and god took them away after that
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: okay
You: oh thats why snakes don't have legs now!
You: haha
Stranger: yes
You: God is smart
Stranger: you are too
You: if snakes had legs they would eat all humans
Stranger: you're a smart girl
You: thanks!
Stranger: do you like snakes
You: no
You: ew
Stranger: do you like tony's snake?
You: He doesn't have one I think
Stranger: yes he does
You: Why would people have snakes
Stranger: he is the proud owner of a massive trouser snake
You: whats a trouser snake
Stranger: nothing
You: ?
You: I really don't think he has a snake
Stranger: all guys do
You: what do you mean?
You: Daddy doesn't have any snakes, so you're wrong!
Stranger: yes he has a snake
You: you are stupid
You: how would you know anyway
You: are you spying on me?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: spying on your dad
You: No
You: you cant
You: wait can you?
Stranger: no
You: okay good
You: that was close
Stranger: yes
You: Maybe you are not so stupid
You: You are still mean
Stranger: you hate me
You: no
You: I don't hate anyone
You: but daddy told me that Muslims and Gays are bad
You: maybe we should hate them
You: im not sure
Stranger: no
Stranger: you shouldn't hate groups of people like that
You: why not
Stranger: not ever
Stranger: because you don't know them on a personal level
You: Muslims and gays don't believe in God I think
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: let's hate them
You: They will go to hell
You: They need to become Christians
Stranger: yes
You: Are you going to go to Church now
You: you should
Stranger: yes
You: good
You: If you go every Sunday, then God won't send you to hell
You: I promise
Stranger: okay cutie
You:
You: Are you going to be nice now
Stranger: yes
You: yay!
Stranger:
You: Do you want to be my friend
Stranger: yes
You: okay!
You: You can be my friend!
You:
Stranger: thanks
You: What is your name
You: ?
You: Are you there?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im tyler
You: WHAT
You: DO YOU GO TO GREENWORD
You: GREENWOOD
Stranger: whats that
You: oh
You: maybe youre a different tyler
You: I think Tyler in Greenwood goes to church
You: Greenwood high of course!
You: Well, Hi Tyler!
You: Nice to meet you!
You: My name is Sarah!
You: Are you there?
You: helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You:

[Ash]

This is how you do it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hey

You: YO

You: TITS OR GTFO

Stranger: m or f

You: NOW

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pedobear]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Suo
Stranger: heyy
You: Sup*
Stranger: asl
You: Wanna fuck baby
Stranger: m or f
You: Both
Stranger: okay
You: So what would you do if you had your long ass chode in my creamy butthole and a zombie apocolapyse started happening?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funniest shit ever.

[Ubernox]

I have now grow in respect for both False and Plato.

[Deathfire123]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi there

Stranger: asl?

You: Why does everyone keep saying that?

You: What does that mean?

Stranger: age sex location

You: Ummm,... I don't quite feel comfortable releasing that information to you

Stranger: you dont have to tell me where

You: My friend said that some guy found her through something like that

You: oh okay

You: How about I just give you a name?

Stranger: thats fine

You: My name is Elise.

You: Nime to meet you

Stranger: cool

You: Nice*

Stranger: im Scott

Stranger: nice to meet you too elise

You: Hi Scott

Stranger: how old are you?

You: I'll let you guess

You: I'm older than 12

You: But Younger than 21

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im not good at guessing

You: C'mon

You: Why do you want my age anyways?

Stranger: are you 13?

You: Are you one of those online perverts looking for cybersex

You: No.

Stranger: 15?

You: Nope.

Stranger: lol

You: Yes or No

You: I'll feel a little more comfortable if you tell me the truth

Stranger: depends how old you are and what you look like

Stranger: lol

You: Ummm..... Well

You: I've been nominated for Prom Queen twice

You: and won Once

Stranger: you must be about 18 then?

You: Around that

You: I'll leave some guessing room

You: For safety reasons

Stranger: lol

Stranger: your funny

You: How am I funny?

You: A lot of people same I'm easy on the eyes, but no so easy to "chat up"

You: whatever that means

Stranger: tell me what you look like

You: That sounds kind of perverted

Stranger: whats the big deal

You: You sure you aren't going to do anything creepy

You: With this information

You: ?

Stranger: i dont want to like track you down or somthing if thats what you mean

Stranger: lol

You: Oh Okay.

You: Well I have pretty dark blue eyes

You: Although one is a quarter red

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do you have a nice body?

You: Ummm

You: What would you call nice

You: I'm like 5'9

You: I have Medium Brown hair

You: half way down my back

Stranger: that sounds nice

You: Its kind of difficult to wash

You: and it takes forever to clean

Stranger: do you have a nice flat tummy

You: um. Some people say I'm too skinny

You: I'm 110 pounds

Stranger: nice

You: I'm not going to give you my breast size

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Stranger: who cares

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Stranger: lol

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[Luna]

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