S-FM 157: gLiTCh_44

[Enigmatic Alpha]

Players, please respond to your Beta Key (role) so that we can create your in game account. There will be no anonymous accounts by the result of the player poll. The game will begin when everyone is ready.

[Enigmatic Alpha]

Welcome to Enigma!
1. Toadette
2. Mikecall
3. TheDarkestLight
4. Shifty
5. RLVG
6. Numbertwo
7. sekov
8. SuperJack
9. Firebringer
10. Zekrom2802
11. ika
12. DarknessB
13. MattZed
Please be careful! There have been lots of server issues recently. Play with caution!

[Enigmatic Alpha]

We have finally launched! View patch notes here!

Version 1.0

Time until next maintenance

[Stealthbomber16]

Gogogo!

hey, someone, my enigmatic alpha account wont post anything, it claims I need a mod to approve it?

Anyway

Time until next maintenance

lynch will be set uno momento just lemme see if i cant get my account working >.>

[Enigmatic Alpha]

7 votes to hammer.

that was awkward

[Firebringer]

First here:

This is to continue

-vote MattZed

I am pretty tired for some reason.
I NEED SLEEP!

[DarknessB]

Tradition!

-vote MattZed

[Firebringer]

Tradition!

-vote MattZed

Darkness is Darkness.

That was a 100% darkness post.

I don't know if he is evil yet.

Must analyze more posts!

[DarknessB]

Darkness is Darkness.

That was a 100% darkness post.

I don't know if he is evil yet.

Must analyze more posts!

I have a secondary goal in every game of: Survive to see MattZed lynched during the day.

[Firebringer]

I have a secondary goal in every game of: Survive to see MattZed lynched during the day.

I was given a secondary goal as well:
Lead the town to victory.


You know secondary to "Win as Town"

[Firebringer]

I am leading this game btw.

Sheriff Jailor Firebringer is back in action.

[DarknessB]

I am leading this game btw.

Sheriff Jailor Firebringer is back in action.

Can I be the Deputy Sheriff Jailor?

[Firebringer]

Can I be the Deputy Sheriff Jailor?

Deputy always gets lynched/dies.

Thats why MattZed did a good job in that role.

[DarknessB]

Deputy always gets lynched/dies.

Thats why MattZed did a good job in that role.

This is far more hilarious given the actual MattZed Deputy track record.

[SuperJack]

Hullo guys

[DarknessB]

Hullo guys

Can I be unbanned from S-FM Prime Minister pls? I'll be nice to Fire.

[Firebringer]

Hullo guys

That response

Lets look at this post
he says

"hullo" instead of "Hello" e is usual meaning casual friendly tone.

Replace it with u instead and its a asian stereotype.

Now what do we know about the asians? WELL THEY ARE DECIETFUL!

Ergo...SuperJack is not town.

[DarknessB]

That response

Lets look at this post
he says

"hullo" instead of "Hello" e is usual meaning casual friendly tone.

Replace it with u instead and its a asian stereotype.

Now what do we know about the asians? WELL THEY ARE DECIETFUL!

Ergo...SuperJack is not town.

This sounds like one of Sekov's Illuminati game reads, except with betting spelling, lol.

[TheDarkestLight]

So, I was playing the game and when I battled a level 69 boss, a level 420 noscoper boss came out of nowhere. His buffs from Mt. Dew and Doritos were absurd, but I beat him with my Blade of The Fallen Dragon. Still, no one else here has the skill to beat a level 420 boss when they're only able to fight level 69s.

I request this glitch get fixed if unintentional. Yet if it is intentional then well... I'm the only one who is going to get to the top for a while.

[Enigmatic Alpha]

So, I was playing the game and when I battled a level 69 boss, a level 420 noscoper boss came out of nowhere. His buffs from Mt. Dew and Doritos were absurd, but I beat him with my Blade of The Fallen Dragon. Still, no one else here has the skill to beat a level 420 boss when they're only able to fight level 69s.

I request this glitch get fixed if unintentional. Yet if it is intentional then well... I'm the only one who is going to get to the top for a while.

This will be looked into.
Just be warned that if its a glitch then your level will probably reset back down to 60. Glitch Abusers go against the terms and conditions. Thanks for reporting it though!

[Firebringer]

I was told this game was intentionally buggy and broken.

I do not want to be apart of a game where the Host cares and wants to fix problems:

@Host: Replace me out. THIS IS STUPID!

[Firebringer]

I have had second thoughts.

I can play a non-broken game.

I am just going to have to jail more players and scan them harder.

[DarknessB]

I've found the solution to fix all glitches in this game -- replace Players 1-13 with 13 Hypersnipers.

[SuperJack]

I just encounter a glitch.
I saw firebringer naked.

[DarknessB]

I just encounter a glitch.
I saw firebringer naked.

That's not a bug, it's a feature of the program.

[DarknessB]

Stealth, as much fun as it is to shitpost in the interim, can you PM everyone to tell them that the game began? Guessing most players don't realize yet.

[Enigmatic Alpha]

I just encounter a glitch.
I saw firebringer naked.

That shouldn't be happening. It's probably our firewall. We'll strengthen that up soon.

[Enigmatic Alpha]

Stealth, as much fun as it is to shitpost in the interim, can you PM everyone to tell them that the game began? Guessing most players don't realize yet.

Currently posting on my phone. Will do when I get home in 50-60 minutes.

[DarknessB]

Currently posting on my phone. Will do when I get home in 50-60 minutes.

Cool, thanks.

[MattZed]

Hullo guys

Nervous scum typically make shorter posts because they're worried they'll slip.

I smell something...

[Toadette]

Part of me is excited for this game, given the more standard role set and fun theme. Another part of me is annoyed already, given that it seems like day 1 is a trollfest here on every game. Should I stick around to read useless posts day 1, or should I just leave until day two? Still might as well leave this here either way.

-vote DarknessB

Word.

[MattZed]

I see you, Toadette.

Say something interesting or die.

[Firebringer]

Part of me is excited for this game, given the more standard role set and fun theme. Another part of me is annoyed already, given that it seems like day 1 is a trollfest here on every game. Should I stick around to read useless posts day 1, or should I just leave until day two? Still might as well leave this here either way.

-vote DarknessB

Word.

What do you specifically think of this setup?
You think it favors town or scum?

I see you, Toadette.

Say something interesting or die.

No.

[MattZed]

Ugh, my "someone else has posted since you started typing" feature didn't work.

The goal for day 1 is to troll the hardest and then win. It's the best way to get MVP.

But no one likes someone who doesn't wanna play the troll day.

-vote Toadette

[DarknessB]

Part of me is excited for this game, given the more standard role set and fun theme. Another part of me is annoyed already, given that it seems like day 1 is a trollfest here on every game. Should I stick around to read useless posts day 1, or should I just leave until day two? Still might as well leave this here either way.

-vote DarknessB

Word.

That's not how you spell "MattZed". Voting Toadette for defying important FM traditions.

-vote Toadette

[DarknessB]

Ugh, my "someone else has posted since you started typing" feature didn't work.

The goal for day 1 is to troll the hardest and then win. It's the best way to get MVP.

But no one likes someone who doesn't wanna play the troll day.

-vote Toadette

See, even MattZed was in favor of lynching MattZed on Day 1. That's why I'm a MattZed fan, lol. You ruined it, Toadette!

[Toadette]

Replying to the only post worth replying to.

What do you specifically think of this setup?
You think it favors town or scum?

Town.

[Mikecall]

You know, i think i saw this in a movie once, but back on track,

-vote superjack

Lets the games begin.

[Firebringer]

Is it because of numbers?

Town power roles?

[MattZed]

That's not how you spell "MattZed". Voting Toadette for defying important FM traditions.

-vote Toadette

Damned glitch in the matrix.

[DarknessB]

Damned glitch in the matrix.

Yeah, this site sometimes transposes names by accident. Like that time that Firebringer thread somehow got changed to Hypersniper.

[Toadette]

Is it because of numbers?

Town power roles?

We have the potential to do very well this game. Do you think otherwise?

[Mikecall]

Ugh, my "someone else has posted since you started typing" feature didn't work.

The goal for day 1 is to troll the hardest and then win. It's the best way to get MVP.

But no one likes someone who doesn't wanna play the troll day.

-vote Toadette

Playing the day 1 curse, that seems to be a bit, 'Glitchy', wouldnt you think?

Playing against old meta, very suspicious.

The fight of trolling will never be supressed.

[SuperJack]

Remember, if you get too annoying. You will get told so.

[DarknessB]

Setup question for the group -- how many Illuminati do we think are in this game? More or less than were in S-FM Illuminati?

[SuperJack]

Lol Seriously, how many of you have said I'm summy because I said Hullo Guys?

[DarknessB]

Remember, if you get too annoying. You will get told so.

Stealth loves being annoying in FMs, lol -- I think you're more likely to get in trouble for not being annoying enough.

[Mikecall]

Lol Seriously, how many of you have said I'm summy because I said Hullo Guys?

You never know, all of us could be hypersniper in diguise, you never know what could happen.

[Toadette]

Lol Seriously, how many of you have said I'm summy because I said Hullo Guys?

Why does it bother you so much?

[DarknessB]

You never know, all of us could be hypersniper in diguise, you never know what could happen.

If we were all Hypersniper, there would be zero posts in this thread, lol.