G'day Sir, I'd like to apply for the diplomatic position.
I had previously worked as the PR manager for the Firm to Protect John Connor, Inc., but they've recently gone under.
HIRED!
I am sorry about your previous job not working out. In this economy it makes sense that you can't protect people. I mean who can afford cheap bulletproof vests? Not me.
Just a little info on your job:
You will be the intermediary between the town and the scum faction(s). You will consult with them and see how we can both work together for our own benefit. You are partly responsible for taking any bribes they throw our way and informing us of their every movement.
No Pressure!
If he is scum that makes him better at his job for being a Diplomat.
He will be able to talk to them at night.
You see someone better for this position in our government than a double agent?
I don't.
I am going to call you Deathworlds from here on, that alright? Its not? Too bad.
We can only learn from mistakes.
Resume:
Enron - 2000-2001
Worldcom - 2001-2002
S&P - 2003-2007
Lehman Brothers - 2007-2009
Greece - 2009-2010
Cyprus - 2011-2013
South Africa - 2014-2015
Look at this wall street fat cat flaunting his wealth. 4 insults in 1 post.
The treasury will expect an expense report from you.
I will talk it over with Town Leader.
Town Treasurer is very important town role, we have to make sure it goes in right hands. Though you obviously stand out with those extremely great references whythefucknot#
In case you don't know what your responsibilities you are to maintain a budget of everyones posts and make sure everyone meets their quota.
Everyone is responsible for at least 10 posts a day.
You would also be in charge of handing out bonuses to exceptional town employees.
Attention All Scum:
We have a common enemy: those other scum. If you would like to cooperate with us to eliminate our common enemy, rep Waterbringer's COM with a message of who you suspect our mutual enemies are.*
All executioners who have a target can feel free to publicly submit their target's identity. Since targets are not necessarily town, all executioners will be pardoned and your requests for executions will be processed promptly. We hope you will reward our generosity by joining us. To mutual victory!
*town government assumes no liability for mod punishments resulting from performing this action.
As Vice Admiral Waterbringer's neighbor and a neutral, I decided I will help him out. We will discuss the position of Town Leader in the chat.
Hello I am a huge homo pls sit on my face
shieeet I think I got rekt with my name suggestion
id run for diplomat if it werent taken already, as you can see from my name im full of bullshit
can I have planner instead? ill give you all good advice i promise, plus i can plan like all game its not worth all the typing to lynch or kill me
I love players who assume they can shout "SCUM KILL X" that scum will at all listen to you. Like you are stupid if you think they will listen to you.
The more you shout "KILL WATERBRINGER" higher chances I will survive. If that was your intention, nice job. Its working
I truly despise day one
Do i need a avatar?
You are a man of the people, want to be the Town Speaker?
Very simple job, you gauge the towns attitude for the day and make a post declaring what the town is thinking (minus the government officials of course)
This will help town leadership know how the town is feeling.