PONY PARTY declares war on DPRCOM!!!! <3

[Ming Vase of Hitler]

ALRIGHT EVERYPONY!!! The time for WAR has come!



By Führer Pinkie's decree, the Pony Party hereby declares war on DPRCOM!! <3

For too long, our peaceful pony efforts have been mocked and squashed by the relentless efforts of that awful, mean little pony, oops_ur_dead! Well, I say absolutely no longer!! Nopony should have their pony gifs put down by anypony else, especially such a dirty little tyrant keeping us all under his hoof!!!

We tried to take over the forum the non-violent route, spreading pony love and compassion like the near-religious phenomenon of kindness and tolerance that it is! However, it is now clear that without WAR we cannot take our rightful place as leaders of the Council of Mares!

Join us in spreading ponydom and Equestrian-brand ponyfication to EVERY CORNER of the forum!! Like Discord and Nightmare Moon before him, the evil tyrant oops_ur_dead shall fall victim to our magic: THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!

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[Elixir]

Then is has begun.

In the battlefield we aren't our usual selves, nothing is taboo, nothing is sacred.

The trials have commenced, let the people's will be done.


DPRCOM correctional facility Security Camera 2134.

This will be the first of many. Lay down and submit before the united voice of the people.

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[jaczac]

Game on, Bitches.

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[Deathfire123]

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[jaczac]

JOIN FORCES, OR BE DESTROYED. WE WILL NOT CEASE UNTIL BRONYS ARE NO MORE.
HAIL OOPS AND DEATH TO THE PONYFAGS!!!


TIME TO FIGHT COMrades!

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[Elixir]

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[Deathfire123]

YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE, THE PONY PARTY WILL NOT FALL NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS AND THE COMmunist PARTY WILL GO DOWN AS THE MOST IMBECILIC POLITICAL GROUP EVER CREATED!

Die or leave us in peace. THOSE ARE YOUR ONLY OPTIONS

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[Deathfire123]

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[Elixir]

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[Deathfire123]

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[VinnyBagODonuts]

Then is has begun.

In the battlefield we aren't our usual selves, nothing is taboo, nothing is sacred.

The trials have commenced, let the people's will be done.


DPRCOM correctional facility Security Camera 2134.

This will be the first of many. Lay down and submit before the united voice of the people.

Um, what are yo-



... How DARE You!

You just took an innocent pony's life for no reason! Do you have any shred of compassion in you for your fellow living beings?

I used to think that we could get along as friends but you are all just terrible people that kill innocent ponies for no reason! You are the cruelest, meanest, most selfish people I have ever seen! You sit right back down and think about what you've done, so we can cave your heads in and make sure you don't hurt another innocent pony ever again!



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[Dust]

[b][size=5]COMrades, I have arrived![color=red]

"It's about damn time"
-Tychus Findlay

TIME TO KICK THESE ASSES BACK TO THEIR BURRO MAMAS!

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[Deathfire123]

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[MrSmarter]

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[Deathfire123]

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[Elixir]

Ash fights with us.



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[Deathfire123]

Ash fights with us.

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[Dust]

YES

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[Deathfire123]

Also this



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[Deathfire123]

YES

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[Dust]

[size=2em]YES[/size]

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[Elixir]

The choice?

Easy I think.

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[Deathfire123]

[size=2em]YES[/size]

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[Elixir]

[size=2em]YES[/size]

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[Dust]

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[Deathfire123]

The choice?

Easy I think.

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[Deathfire123]

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[bucky charms]

YES

[b][color=orange]Yup, I reckon you're right about that.

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[Deathfire123]

YES

[b][color=orange]Yup, I reckon you're right about that.

such a bad liar

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[Dust]

[img width=542 height=365]https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKyacQXwAdXPU23ZbXJBa4Fn_JUwLyy KBpffyGcuY_jJc7fEsO[/img]

THIS IS THIS THREAD

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[Deathfire123]

[img width=542 height=365]https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKyacQXwAdXPU23ZbXJBa4Fn_JUwLyy KBpffyGcuY_jJc7fEsO[/img]

THIS IS THIS THREAD

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[FalseTruth]

I updated the points system. Whichever faction reaches 1000 points first wins the WAR!

Posting with obnoxiously large fonts and colors will make your faction lose points. Read the FAQ for more info.

[Dust]

[img height=365 width=542]https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKyacQXwAdXPU23ZbXJBa4Fn_JUwLyy KBpffyGcuY_jJc7fEsO[/img]

[size=2em]THIS IS THIS THREAD[/size]

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[Deathfire123]

[img height=365 width=542]https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKyacQXwAdXPU23ZbXJBa4Fn_JUwLyy KBpffyGcuY_jJc7fEsO[/img]

[size=2em]THIS IS THIS THREAD[/size]

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[MrSmarter]

-10(Irrelevant)

[Deathfire123]

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[FalseTruth]

Remember, You can still plan strategy in your clan subforums, which no one else can read! A coordinated effort is likely to earn your faction A LOT of points.

[MrSmarter]

I think it is safe to say we are dealing with the third kind here.

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[Elixir]

Why Ponyfags are Fags, The Childrens Tales of Faggatory: Part 1

Once upon a time, there was a female childrens show names my little pony, based on toys for girls.

Weird ass faggot weeabo motherfuckers began identifying with these ponies, as deep down, the faggot weeabos thought they had vaginas when in fact they had dicks

These faggot weeabo motherfuckers, being the lonesome group they are, also frequented 4 chan where they found other like minded faggots

Then, these faggots began gay orgy sessions called bronie meetups. They were all bros as they didnt want to be alone, so they began sticking dicks into each other so they no longer feel alone!



So began a new group of motherfucking faggatory that sane people have to deal with.

Stay tuned for part 2: The noble COMmunists, and their fight against Faggots.

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[Vampires Dont Sparkle]

Ash fights with us.

Sorry to disappoint you...



But I think the ponies have the lead in the pokémon department!

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[Deathfire123]

I think it is safe to say we are dealing with the third kind here.

Honestly, Not involved in the war, for the third one, I've only done #3 and #5.
I'm mainly the first one (only watched every episode once) but I like the show, and it's fun to defend it.

If you honestly think that we are all the third one through and through then



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[Dust]

THE INTERNATIONALE (in Russian)

Our Battle anthem. I bet you don't have such a good anthem.

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[Deathfire123]

you just lost a bet

MLP FiM Main Theme 8bit RPG Battle

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[Dust]

My Little Ponyis a series of cartoonsand toys meant for little girls about horses expressing the wonders of friendship and togetherness. Somehow this fad found its way to the internet, creating closet butthurteverywhere. MLP fans ("Bronies") are unable to resist the riveting and complex plotpony ass, which is only made worse by their need to advertise their affinityfor this show. Unable to contain their love for polychrome equines, they post pictures and threads continuously, cluttering /co/ and adding cancer to /b/. Substituting hours of watching a bunch of unicorns for doing anything productive, they find themselves defending their love for this show to the rest of society. MLP fags tend to use the term "Do what you feels good" to recruit innocent people to their sick gay faggotry.

This^

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[Ming Vase of Hitler]

Our Battle anthem. I bet you don't have such a good anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5Xpj_eGUs#ws

...You were saying?? <3

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[Deathfire123]

My Little Ponyis a series of cartoonsand toys meant for little girls about horses expressing the wonders of friendship and togetherness. Somehow this fad found its way to the internet, creating closet butthurteverywhere. MLP fans ("Bronies") are unable to resist the riveting and complex plotpony ass, which is only made worse by their need to advertise their affinityfor this show. Unable to contain their love for polychrome equines, they post pictures and threads continuously, cluttering /co/ and adding cancer to /b/. Substituting hours of watching a bunch of unicorns for doing anything productive, they find themselves defending their love for this show to the rest of society. MLP fags tend to use the term "Do what you feels good" to recruit innocent people to their sick gay faggotry.

This^

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[Ming Vase of Hitler]

Not only are us ponies not mean and violent, but we even have our own house music!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryqaS07WaU#ws

Hee hee!!!! <3

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[Dust]

Friends and COMrades, it now rests on us to rid COMforum of ponyfags. This task is a heavy one. A task that, when accomplished, will be satisfactory to all of humanity. I believe that we are up to this task. We CAN shoulder this burden. First, COMrades, we must look at how this benefits us all. The ponyfags. Even the name is gruesome. They are the foul infestation that is poisoning this forum. Their poison comes through the form of images. This should not surprise us when I say that this is their pornography site. I can see no other reason for them to be here when they could be watching the-show-that-must-not-be-mentioned. Through this images they ruin our pure minds. Minds that could further the cause of humanity. This crime is unimaginable to us in COMmunism. We could never do such a thing. These ponyfags do this constantly. I believe, COMrades, that some of us have gone mad with the poison. THIS CANNOT GO FURTHER! We will stop it here. NO FURTHER! WE MUST STOP IT SO THAT OUR CHILDREN AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL NOT BECOME PONYFAGS! FOR HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Pansy]

Why Ponyfags are Fags, The Childrens Tales of Faggatory: Part 1

Once upon a time, there was a female childrens show names my little pony, based on toys for girls.

Weird ass faggot weeabo motherfuckers began identifying with these ponies, as deep down, the faggot weeabos thought they had vaginas when in fact they had dicks

These faggot weeabo motherfuckers, being the lonesome group they are, also frequented 4 chan where they found other like minded faggots

Then, these faggots began gay orgy sessions called bronie meetups. They were all bros as they didnt want to be alone, so they began sticking dicks into each other so they no longer feel alone!



So began a new group of motherfucking faggatory that sane people have to deal with.

Stay tuned for part 2: The noble COMmunists, and their fight against Faggots.

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[BlastYoBoots]

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