The most realistic puzzle (Hard mode)! (SOLVED)

[Zacharee]

it doesn't take a brain to make a riddle with no solution.

That may be true, but it does take a brain to notice that any riddle that is not made out of D-sentences can unarguably have infinite solutions.

you sir, fail. a RIDDLE has a SOLUTION. otherwise it is not a RIDDLE. faggot.