I propose a legion of trolls.
Separate we are weak- but together we are STRONG!
Rise up(!) my downtrodden brethren!
No longer will we be subject to the fear of punishment!
TODAY IS A NEW AGE IN TROLLING!
WE WILL LIVE AND DIE BY THE MOTTO
NONE OF US TROLLS AS WELL AS ALL OF US
It was these words that paved the way for the creation of the Trolls of Admiral. A revolutionary group of freedom fighters dedicated to the teachings of GRIEFER and GAME-THROWER who once said that "none of us trolls as well as all of us." Following that principle today, the Trolls of Admiral fight for their freedom from the man, the ponyfags and all others who wish to oppress us and change our way of life.
I decided it would be impossible to rule the forum with just one iron fist. I knew I would a powerful ally, one I could count on to support the cause. That person is the Doctective known as Pedobear. With two of the greatest iron fists the trolling community has to offer and with your help be joining in on the struggle, I believe we can successfully bring forth the age of trolls.
I am well qualified to lead a legion of trolls: 1, 2, 3
Join today!
(Just make a post that says /join.)