[X] Answer codec


You put your index and middle finger against the Bluetooth embedded in your ear.

“Moshi-moshi, Suneiku-san.”

“Hey, Hisao, it’s your bro, Kenji!”

You quickly remove your fingers

“FUCK! DAMNIT! Not him! Not now! Not when I’m this close!”

You re-place your fingers

“What is it Kenji!? I’m in the middle of something!”
“In the middle of what?”

“A, uuuuh…” You scan your room for answers; a clock, your door, the plastic Wal-Mart bag containing your medicine, Misha twitching out on your bed, a wall poster of Road Warrior, panda plushy, your boner, ps3 controller…..METAL GEAR SOLID: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS GAME OF THE YEAR ADDITON!? ALL RIGHT!

“I’m, uuh, on a sneaking mission”

“To where?”

“…My room.”

“Oh, well, anyway I just wanted to tell you that I’m planning on installing a hidden camera in the girl’s changing room.”

“…why would YOU do something like that?”

“To keep tabs on the Female Conspiracy, mang! Don’t you keep up!? That’s where they do all their planning…” He lowers his voice to a whisper “…outside of masculine eyes.”

You can feel him panting through the phone, but since you have a Bluetooth stuck in your head it feels more like he’s blowing directly into your ear.

Creepy.

Just like Halloween.

“And you’re wasting my time because…?”

“I was wondering if you wanted to join!”

“Oh! Well since you put it that way…”


[ ] Hang up and refocus your attention on the spazzing Misha

[ ] Change plans and commit breach of personal security with Kenji