OMG...I leave for a quick bite to eat before my afternoon call and this happens...I'm with Clash I'm crying over the amount of derp in this thread, albeit for different reasons.
Although with Flappy Bird trying to help remove some of this derp and the unlikeliness of them getting lynched I will give a break for now and sleep on it.
My order of priority for lynches are:
Fruit Ninja -- remove a conf scum. If they are jestered (which IMO I will suggest a mechanics change to the mod after this if they are) then their entire purpose is to troll and not care and not be helpful keeping them on will hurt our chances at removing scum because they don't care and may not even vote. The more we wait the more likely it is we lose.
Temple Run / Instagram -- My two top scum reads.
Quizup -- Pretty confident they are the Serial Killer. However I'd prefer to get rid of scum first.
No lynch -- With the other possibilities present maybe going a flat no lynch is possible. It's unlikely there is a detainer in the scum as no two mafia kill the first night. This would put the cards in the serial killers hands which IMO they have to try to hit mafia to stay alive. If mafia overtake town and the serial killer, it is likely that they will lose as well. I hate that this gives us no information though and hopes the serial killer kills mafia...But it's better than the last option to me.
Anyone lurking -- Not enough evidence here to pick one lurker over another. This would be the equivalent of Russian Roulette and I don't like it. Informed arguments people.
If we get to anything lower than this, it's not getting my vote.
-vote Fruit Ninja
Changing my vote just in case I have to leave for my call.