Double or Triple? Single is out of the question.

Disclaimer: not meant to be offensive to homosexuals, just compounding my theories. I'm planning to major in Math. Consider the following as you read: how many weeds did I inject?

I hear Double is good for the traditional college experience, but if you study the physics it seems boring and gay.

First, a Double. Sleeping with another man fills the room with approximately 10 Decigays, evenly distributed amongst 2 men. Sure, 5 Decigays at night isn't overwhelming. Just cook some cheap center skirt steak every other day or get into a contact sport. Yet there might be accidental moments that spike the Decigay intake to an irrecoverable point. Peeing next to another man in a urinal restroom, doing any abductors/adductors exercise, skipping Leg Day, etc.
While the Triple is sleeping with 2 other men, a deeper look into the maths reveal that it only fills the room with approximately 5 Decigays. The theory behind this is a more advanced level of Bro Science than can be reasonably interpreted by anyone except Frog. 5 Decigays evenly distributed amongst 3 men is standard intake, with enough room for margin of accidental gayness. Steak can be reserved in a Triple.

Second, there is less knowledge of the sorority parties than compared to Triple. 2 men cannot as thoroughly perform recon for parties as well as 3 men. 4 heads are better than 2 and 6 heads are better than 4.

So, did you dorm in college? If so, Double or Triple?