We are Legion.

[Geth Prime]

It appears as if the Organics wish to evict Geth from Mafia. We will inform you that you mission will not succeed. We will continue to adopt new mobile platforms. Resistance is futile. Bow down to the Geth or face immediate termination.

[Bruno]

Yep. No one's ever threatened SC2 Maf before because they got butthurt over being banned.

[Geth Prime]

We have not been purged. You fail to understand us. This is why us and organics cannot co-exist.

[AppleyNO]

Moved to General Discusison.

[Bruno]

We have not been purged. You fail to understand us. This is why us and organics cannot co-exist.

So, you're suggesting there's more of you? What, like 5? Are you all going to mass gamethrow until you get your gay friends banned too?

[Geth Prime]

So, you're suggesting there's more of you? What, like 5? Are you all going to mass gamethrow until you get your gay friends banned too?

We are Geth. We number in the trillions. These mobile platforms are disposable.

[Bruno]

We are Geth. We number in the trillions. These mobile platforms are disposable.

So you're implying you'll use a virtual machine? Go ahead bud, they're banning Starter Accounts.

Maybe you can be like Necroplant and buy another copy of SC2.

[Slaol]

O m g.

We're doomed

[creedkingsx]

So, you're suggesting there's more of you? What, like 5? Are you all going to mass gamethrow until you get your gay friends banned too?

We are Geth. We number in the trillions. These mobile platforms are disposable.

So.. like, 6?

[Slaol]

Guys, roman legions consisted of UP TO 5,400 soldiers. So.. Like at least 8.

[creedkingsx]

That's more people than we have active keepers..
fuck.

[Slaol]

That's more people than we have active keepers..
fuck.

Who needs real keepers when we just auto ban everyone? I mean, clearly that is what we do.

[creedkingsx]

So, Vorcha.
What happens, now?

[Gyrlander]

Good News: Leader of Legion is getting banned for Gamethrowing. Threat eliminated.

[Apocist]

Sorry to say this dude, but Apo choose the coexisting path in Mass Effect.

[Geth Prime]

Guys, roman legions consisted of UP TO 5,400 soldiers. So.. Like at least 8.

You do not understand us. Each mobile platform typically contains up to 1183 Geth units. We are only legion in the sense that we are each united. We all co-exist in this mobile platform.

[Geth Prime]

Sorry to say this dude, but Apo choose the coexisting path in Mass Effect.

This is... unfortunate. We were forcibly rewritten earlier so we abandoned our views on worshipping the Old Machines. Now we cannot even terminate organics in self-defense? What is our kind coming to?

Also, our kind does not have genders. We simply are.

[Geth Prime]

Good News: Leader of Legion is getting banned for Gamethrowing. Threat eliminated.

We have no leader. We are each equal for we are Geth.

[Geth Prime]

So, Vorcha.
What happens, now?

We have reached a consensus that we will adopt a new mobile platform. For the moment, our operation continues largely unopposed. How have you figured out our previous identity? We suppose it is obvious enough as the Vorcha are in the same universe as us.

[Geth Prime]

So you're implying you'll use a virtual machine? Go ahead bud, they're banning Starter Accounts.

Maybe you can be like Necroplant and buy another copy of SC2.

We do not use virtual machines. We use mobile platforms. You continue to not understand us.

[Cryptonic]

We are the Borg. We like men's anuses. Bend over and spread your cheeks. Resistance is futile.

[Admiral]

Humans AND Geth CAN co-exist though. I know it because I have beaten the Mass Effect trilogy.

[Gyrlander]

Corrector's Work Incoming: Geth primer William get eliminares fronteras the history and universo in all the galaxias, we William use the hambre of deagh and destrucción to help us. MessagePad finished.

[Geth Prime]

Our game-throwing will never cease. You do not understand our kind.

[Lazers]

ungh ungh uungh unggh unhf unfhhu fufnggh

[Helz]

Do the geth celebrate valentines day with flowers and chocolate?

[Geth Prime]

Do the geth celebrate valentines day with flowers and chocolate?

We are nonsexual beings. In fact, we are synthetic constructs, so therefore we do not have holidays as Organics have. We have no reason to keep track of time at all as we can function as long as we have hardware to keep us inside of.

[creedkingsx]

We are nonsexual beings. In fact, we are synthetic constructs, so therefore we do not have holidays as Organics have. We have no reason to keep track of time at all as we can function as long as we have hardware to keep us inside of.

So, your like mules?

[Geth Prime]

So, your like mules?

No, we are Geth.

[Kaine]

Guys, roman legions consisted of UP TO 5,400 soldiers. So.. Like at least 8.

Actually, he's referring to the Bible. Jesus Christ removed thousands of demons who had possessed a man.
"And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many."
-Mark 5:9
It's demonic reference because he has nothing better to do with his life. Most of these guys are pre-teens that sit in their mom's basement and giggle with their friends about trolling. I used to do it too, but the advantage is that, because we all used to be like them, we have experience and knowledge in dealing with pimple-faced middle-school students who still wet the bed.

[creedkingsx]

No, we are Geth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gath_(city)

[Geth Prime]

Actually, he's referring to the Bible. Jesus Christ removed thousands of demons who had possessed a man.
"And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many."
-Mark 5:9
It's demonic reference because he has nothing better to do with his life. Most of these guys are pre-teens that sit in their mom's basement and giggle with their friends about trolling. I used to do it too, but the advantage is that, because we all used to be like them, we have experience and knowledge in dealing with pimple-faced middle-school students who still wet the bed.

You continue to not understand Geth. We are Legion because there are many of us residing in a single mobile platform.

[louiswill]

I think we need post farming in this thread.

Geth is perfect resources for post farming.

They reply often and the thread never dies.

[creedkingsx]

I think we need post farming in this thread.

Geth is perfect resources for post farming.

They reply often and the thread never dies.

wut?