i was on my way to wendys
for a burger and some fries
when something occured
that caught me by surprise
there were flashing lights
followed by a hearse
most people get mad
but i didnt even curse
i felt a sudden tingle
from excitement not fright
i thought to myself
"i know what im doin tonight"
i waited til they passed
then pulled in behind
they held a small service
underneath a pine
i went back home
and i got prepared
most people fear graveyards
but im never even scared
nighttime rolled around
and to my delight
the moon wasnt out
it was a cloudy night
i jumped the fence
and i got to work
6 feet deep
is a lot of dirt
my shovel went clink
and i thought jackpot
opened up the coffin
man was this granny hot
i took off her dress
and her panties too
opened up my pack
and pulled out the lube
i pounded her pussy
i nailed her slot
u gotta get em fresh
b4 they start to rot
i came so hard
as i stared in her blank eyes
it felt like a gallon
i was sure my balls were dry
well thats my story
best believe that its true
and if u die b4 me
ill fuck ur corpse too