i was on my way to wendys

for a burger and some fries

when something occured

that caught me by surprise

there were flashing lights

followed by a hearse

most people get mad

but i didnt even curse

i felt a sudden tingle

from excitement not fright

i thought to myself

"i know what im doin tonight"

i waited til they passed

then pulled in behind

they held a small service

underneath a pine

i went back home

and i got prepared

most people fear graveyards

but im never even scared

nighttime rolled around

and to my delight

the moon wasnt out

it was a cloudy night

i jumped the fence

and i got to work

6 feet deep

is a lot of dirt

my shovel went clink

and i thought jackpot

opened up the coffin

man was this granny hot

i took off her dress

and her panties too

opened up my pack

and pulled out the lube

i pounded her pussy

i nailed her slot

u gotta get em fresh

b4 they start to rot

i came so hard

as i stared in her blank eyes

it felt like a gallon

i was sure my balls were dry

well thats my story

best believe that its true

and if u die b4 me

ill fuck ur corpse too