Sexual Favors for Pizza

[Helz]

I am now giving pizza for sexual favors. If you are interested in tossing my salid I will be giving 1 slice ^ licks x (toppings / sides) for those interested. You will be held responsible for the tip.


I can only afford this because of my winning on mafia by using an Aim Bot.


-edit

P.S.
Vote Necroplant for admin~

[Cryptonic]

9/10, would read again

[oops_ur_dead]

1 ^ anything is 1 so you'll always be getting 1 slice no matter how many licks 0/10 would not lick.

[powerofdeath]

0 licks
I get a slice no matter what

[Helz]

1 ^ anything is 1 so you'll always be getting 1 slice no matter how many licks 0/10 would not lick.

Lies 1 ^ 0 = Null / 0

[42shadow42]

Lies 1 ^ 0 = Null / 0

This reminds me of a classic conundrum.

X^0 = 1
0^X = 0

So what is the value of 0^0?

[Cryptonic]

Lies 1 ^ 0 = Null / 0

wat

[Cryptonic]

PoD is right, does this mean we all get pizza?

[deathworlds]

Yes, Because tomato and cheese on baked bread is worth a sexual favor.

Note to self: Bring pizza to a lesbian workplace.

[Hypersniper]

i give 10 licks for all piza

[creedkingsx]

This reminds me of a classic conundrum.

X^0 = 1
0^X = 0

So what is the value of 0^0?

The answer is 1.

[Cryptonic]

1^0 = 1
0 licks = 1 piece of pizza, he owes us all.
pizza or b&

[ypmagic]

import java.sc2Mafia;

public class sexualFavors {

public static void main(String[] args) {
benefactor ThinkLiveLife;
System.out.println("ThinkLiveLife is now giving pizza for sexual favors");

}

public static boolean getCrazyFred(warden fred, mod Cryptonic, warden Creedkingsx, admin oops_ur_dead) {
boolean sexualFavors;

if (fred != true) {
System.out.println("I want to fuck you, but I can't.");
}
else if (fred = true) {
System.out.println("I'm in the mood to fuck you, but I think I'm bisexual.");
} else {
System.out.println("I want my pizza.");
}

if (fred = true) {
return gayFiveSome(fred, Cryptonic, Creedkingsx, oops_ur_dead, ThinkLiveLife);
} else {
return gayFourSome(Cryptonic, Creedkingsx, oops_ur_dead, ThinkLiveLife);
}

}

[Bunny]

my fave part of pizza is licking the tomato sauce off ditching the toppings and eat the dry hard crust

[NoctiZ]

my fave part of pizza is licking the tomato sauce off ditching the toppings and eat the dry hard crust

hot

[Helz]

import java.sc2Mafia;

public class sexualFavors {

public static void main(String[] args) {
benefactor ThinkLiveLife;
System.out.println("ThinkLiveLife is now giving pizza for sexual favors");

}

public static boolean getCrazyFred(warden fred, mod Cryptonic, warden Creedkingsx, admin oops_ur_dead) {
boolean sexualFavors;

if (fred != true) {
System.out.println("I want to fuck you, but I can't.");
}
else if (fred = true) {
System.out.println("I'm in the mood to fuck you, but I think I'm bisexual.");
} else {
System.out.println("I want my pizza.");
}

if (fred = true) {
return gayFiveSome(fred, Cryptonic, Creedkingsx, oops_ur_dead, ThinkLiveLife);
} else {
return gayFourSome(Cryptonic, Creedkingsx, oops_ur_dead, ThinkLiveLife);
}

}

This made me laugh my ass off.

Btw, For our 'To the power of zero' conversation:

This reminds me of a classic conundrum.

X^0 = 1
0^X = 0

So what is the value of 0^0?

If you chart the limit as X approaches 0 from the Positive direction you get 1 and if you chart the limit as X approaches 0 from the Negitive direction you get 1. The issue is that this is only true on the real number line. If you go into a complex number line you get all kinds of crazy answers that are not 1.

Thus 0^0 = Null

And with that said


And yeah. I guess everyone gets a slice of pizza.. Especially Hypersniper!