Weirdest places you've recieved a hit-on from someone.

[McKinley]

Wal-Mart cashier.

It was very awkward, and you kinda can't tell the person who has your soda bottles to piss off.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Best Buy.

I just want to buy a new keyboard

[McKinley]

There, there, Plato. I'm sure there's someone out there for ya'!

/insert generic secondary up-lifting line.

[chocopaw]

Your race? Come on!

Jasper wants the American Dream

(philipino, chinese, who cares?)

[NorthStar]

Canada's Wonderland (Amusement Park) in front of a bunch of friends both male and female.

[CaressMeTenderly]

My pants.

[philie]

why are you so mad over being hit on? wouldnt that boost your manego?
okay if its some kind of butt ugly overweight person of a gender not interesting to you. but else why the sadface

[chocopaw]

Regarding Alphas case... I imagine the distress after your keyboard died... It's like your child loses an arm... and then getting hit on while buying a new one... no thanks...

[McJesus]

I got hit on by a cougar at a mcdonalds once, afterwords I was like FUCK YEAH and bragged to my girlfriend about it.

[McKinley]

I got hit on by a cougar at a mcdonalds once, afterwords I was like FUCK YEAH and bragged to my girlfriend about it.

Is said girlfriend around still? ;P

[chocopaw]

I got recently hit on while reading a book in the train btw. The term bookfag probably applies to me, as I attempted to continue reading. ^^

[chocopaw]

Well those were not exactly her words of choice, but yeah, pretty much.
Also I rarely get called chocopaw in reallife, especially by strangers.

[Zack]

I need to move to a diffrent country I think. Girls in israel are too ... how to say, scared, passive? Anyway they rarely make the first move. Not a good place for me.

[Zane]

You could try boys out?

[chocopaw]

So False Truth was the girl? Dammit, I should've known it!

[philie]

wait, did false truth hit on chocopaw while he was reading a book?
Sweden has a special culture, people learn to ignore each other and nobody talks to anybody on public transport and in supermarkets, even to ask what time it is. The only people talking are crazies and drunks
Also sprinkle in with the fact that i look 5 years below my age. The only people hitting on me are immigrants and 15 year olds:3

Edit: no problem with immigrants, i was just pointing out locals would never hit on anyone in public

[Darth Sand]

this is a disguised brag thread

[philie]

@mcpwnage: i wanna be a cougar when im older!
@darth sand: yet they post sadface and wish they could tell them to piss off. i bet you get hit on a lot cause of the hair.

[oops_ur_dead]

I ONCE GOT HIT FROM GIRL ON PLANE WE WERE FLY AND SHE SAID "HELLO YOU ARE SEX" THEN I THREW HER OUT OF PLANE BECAUSE SHE HAD LAZY EYE.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Regarding Alphas case... I imagine the distress after your keyboard died... It's like your child loses an arm... and then getting hit on while buying a new one... no thanks...

It's hard to find child-sized arms these days…

[Darth Sand]

@darth sand: yet they post sadface and wish they could tell them to piss off. i bet you get hit on a lot cause of the hair.

Why don't they just tell them? :3
Most of the time I manage to look angry enough so nobody dares to talk to me

[chocopaw]

Well that were not exactly her words of choice, but yeah, pretty much.
Also I rarely get called chocopaw in reallife, especially by strangers.

Are you lying? False Truth says you are lying.

Also, False should stop talking about me and finally post that fucking night thread!

[philie]

Hey, i wanna chat with false too - hes a keeper.

[philie]

I hope im in a record book for weirdest hitting occasions now.

[Graham]

One time, I got invited to a hot tub in a dance, just two of us, with her grinning. She, a beautiful freckled girl, asked me if I had a girlfriend. "Yes, I do.." said I.

*5 minutes later and plenty of chat*

She says, "Oh, by the way, I just realized that I can't go to hot tub tomorrow, got a lot of projects to do. You can go there if you want though."

Sorta saw that coming. lol

Weirdest place? Dances? Hmm... I'll let yall decide.

[chocopaw]

Monogamous people are weird, lol.

[Zane]

Chocopaw tried to hit on me at gamescom. That was really weird.

[chocopaw]

I was reluctant tho, as Zane did not wear his overlord outfit.

[CaressMeTenderly]

ur all fat neckbeards

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

ur all fat neckbeards

sersiosly guiys.



edit:

[NorthStar]

On THIS forum, from myself.

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

lol, 20 posts

[chocopaw]

OMG PLATO DELETED ALL HIS POSTS AGAIN.
PLATO IF WE MEET AGAIN I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FAGFACE!

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

I was once traumatically hit on in this thread
by chocolate paw.

[Deolrin]

The... Swedish royal police?

Oh, and. Nowhere.

Forever alone.

[Inca_Killa]

I really don't have a wierd situation o.O. Anytime i've been hit-on its been in more or less typical fashion.

[philie]

If swedish royal police hit on anyone, id personally make them a monument.