Lame puns

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I am without a doubt the person that has made the most puns in the last 2 years (at least 10 a day), so I thought I should share some with you.
All content is original, I didn't take these from any other site. This will be some sort of pun-journal. Problem is, most of them are either in Portuguese or German, only few are in English.
Here goes:

1) Two friends at the airport. One says to the other: [spoiler]"I have terminal cancer"[/spoiler] (This one won me a joke contest in school)

2) How does a lawyer kill himself? [spoiler]He commits sueicide[/spoiler]

3) What is the most intrusive fruit? [spoiler]The grape[/spoiler]

4) What are the most delicious furniture? [spoiler]Vegetables[/spoiler]

I'll post more as I find them!

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5) How do you begin a vegetable meeting? [spoiler]Lettuce begin[/spoiler]

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