I'm looking for a crew for my ship

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Aye! I have a flying ship in the game: Guns of Icarus Online, it ain't much. But I be needing a 4 man crew to have a fighting chance, including your truly that makes it so I need at least 3 crew-members. Hence I'm opening auditions to join my crew. Apply only if:

-You have the game: Guns of Icarus Online (for Linux, Mac or Windows) (currently 50% off, $10 at steam)
-You have played a video game before
-You have to have fun: raiding, shooting, boarding and sinking other ships
-You are not a female
-You have no fear or problem to sleep, eat and be around another men on the ship at all times (in a non-sexual way)
-You love shooting down other air-seamen until they hit the ground and explode
-You have be fine with other guys yelling at you