Re: Is anyone forever alone?

[Spy]

this is not suprising to me... no offence

Well it is offence if you don't tell me a reason why!

[Spy]

Okay this thread is going to get closed sooner or later anyway, plus you probably don't give a shit or are trolling, but I'll post something just for the heck of it.

I: Drop your idea of man and target group. On the one hand because you will never experience fulfillment this way, but also on the other that you will probably not get a model. Not that you're ugly, but come on, take a good look at those people and how they probably choose their partners.

II: Stop hiding behind false arrogance while shitting on yourself all the time. Love yourself first, then love others.

III, directly connected to II: Stop pushing away people who come close to you.

As for just quick one night stands and fuck buddy relationships: Did you really overlook the signs Zane gave you at gamescom? Jeez, Plato...

I: I don't understand what you mean at all.

II: I love myself. I love everyone.

III: ...

What a troll...

[Spy]

I also could add that you need to learn to be happy with yourself, do something you love and stop obsessing about having a partner. Actively looking for one is a waste of ones time and energy and it seems like it makes you unhappy.

You don't understand. I have been solely alone for 22 years!!!!!!!! I am not a normal person!

And I don't actively look for people. Even at the gym today, all I cared about was what my personal trainer talked about (her renting situation in London and how she is tired all the time).

And when I go home, I realise I am alone YET again.

How do you even actively look for people?!

[Spy]

like you moving to framce to find love? seems pretty active to me

[Spy]

I am giving up my Chinese and Canadian nationality just to see if my "friend in Lille who is apparently straight" loves me. FML.

[Spy]

Wait.... how did you know?!??!?! I didn't tell anyone about this.

[Spy]

Okay this thread is going to get closed sooner or later anyway, plus you probably don't give a shit or are trolling, but I'll post something just for the heck of it.

I: Drop your idea of man and target group. On the one hand because you will never experience fulfillment this way, but also on the other that you will probably not get a model. Not that you're ugly, but come on, take a good look at those people and how they probably choose their partners.

II: Stop hiding behind false arrogance while shitting on yourself all the time. Love yourself first, then love others.

III, directly connected to II: Stop pushing away people who come close to you.

As for just quick one night stands and fuck buddy relationships: Did you really overlook the signs Zane gave you at gamescom? Jeez, Plato...

And regarding

I: SCREW YOU CHOCO MY LIFE GOAL IS TO BE A SUPERMODEL.

[Spy]

I want to be a superdancer!

why didn't you dance at gamescom then? :3

Poor Zane cannot win HoN. He really needs me.

[Spy]

Ok. Back to topic... now that DR's boring interview is over (a while ago actually) I can finally go to bed and cry myself to sleep. Good night.

[Spy]

A gay guy just told me, he's never been single since 13 years old.

OMFG. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

I NEVER HAD FRIENDS SINCE I WAS BORN! Give me a fucking break.

[Spy]

plato have you considered going sc2 player hunting?
they are all asians so denying an asian would be hypocrisy and they earn quite some money on the tourneys

I DID NOT DENY ANYONE FFS. NO ASIAN WANTS ME - THEY AREN'T EVEN GAY.

[Spy]

Ok fine I did deny one person, but it was a fat white called in the name of Zanemonster.

[Spy]

And I don't think I want an SC2 player. Just look at chocopaw! Within 1 minute of meeting, we will rage until we kill each other.

[Spy]

Ok I will go out now and use the tips from the following video:

How To Flirt

Wish me good luck.

[Spy]

Yeah philie, no. I want full attention when I am in a relationship. (I mean I've already been alone for 22 years.) I don't want that guy to play SCII even one minute. So, no.

[Spy]

So basically...

1. Wear animal print and blood.
2. Eye contact and grunting.
3. Act dumb.

He is not transexual. He is just wearing makeup.

[Spy]

BUT I DO THAT ALLLLLLLL THE TIME ALREADY.

I WEAR ANIMAL STUFF AND DRINK BLOOD AND SPILL IT EVERYWHERE ON ME.

I ALWAYS HAVE EYECONTACT WITH EVERYONE AND I GRUNT ALL THE TIME

I AM ALWAYS DUMB.

[Spy]

SOOOOO WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME [SOBS]...

[Spy]

Not all gays wear makeup
This guy, he pretends to be a woman = trans

HE IS NOT A FUCKING TRANS.

[Spy]

Seriously, stop deleting your posts you piece of gay shit.

lol

Cause I don't want to be like a nerd and be on the Top Posters list. Ew no.

[Spy]

One day, I will become a supermodel, and let that guy (photographer based in cali) who rejected me know who is the best.

[Spy]

I might not be the one you see in magazines, I might not be what you fantasise at night, but some day, I can guarantee I will be the only guy left in this world.

[Spy]

Wow I feel so ugly today. NO BF FOR PLATO TODAY!

[Spy]

I am just going to wear a white see-through T-shirt, a black/green/purple briefs, a KENZO black blue flowery scarf, and a million-dollar perfume.

See??? NO BF TODAY.

[Spy]

This is for DR only. Everyone else can have a nice day.

And I will now go out of my forest to get food, get back to the safety of my forest, and then I will delete this ugly picture. And then cook and eat dinner alone, cry myself to sleep again.

Today is going to be a good day.

[Spy]

Ew, what's that exploding from that ass? NOT A WUV LUV?!

[Spy]

I feel so tired again today. Now what should I do for the rest of my evening? It's 6:28 PM right now.

I have to go out at some point to get food because I didn't the last time I went out this afternoon - I had to rush back to do laundry...

I am sick of eating in restaurants alone, I am sick of taking take-aways, I am sick of cooking...

WHAT SHOULD I DO? ARE THERE ANYONE WHO WANT TO COME VISIT ME LIKE NOW? Yeah, I thought so... no.

[Spy]

Self-Help Advice : Coping With Being Single

FML TO THE POINT OF WATCHING VIDEOS LIKE THIS ONLINE...

[Spy]

I think my body has evolved to release endorphins when I feel intense sadness...

[Spy]

this is what i told you.

OK fine, I am happy that I am single. Now I have to deal with no family and friends.

So ok this is the checklist:

- BEING ALONE WITH NO PARTNER (i.e. SINGLE) - Fine, whatever, it's hard to be gay and find a partner. I accept this now. NEXT...

- BEING ALONE WITH NO FRIENDS (i.e. LONER) - I don't think people want to be friends with me in general. They just don't see what I could offer them. Or whatever. Ok let's just say I am fine with no friends at all. NEXT...

- BEING ALONE WITH NO FAMILY (i.e. SAD) - Um... yeah screw family. NEXT...

Uh... my body tells me that I still feel sad from being lonely.

[Spy]

And you know what, I probably don't need your advice because I think I am already the strongest person in the universe. I really should be giving advice, but I think I just don't have the time and energy to do that (yet).

[Spy]

No advice, I just want you to come over to my place and do something with me. This is what this thread is for.

I can also come to you provided you are what I am into.

But just be prepared to lose your life. That is the worst that could happen.

[Spy]

Seriously, Plato.

Holy crap, I LOVE THAT HAIR COLOR AND STYLE. Um and it works well with the jacket EVEN THOUGH I DON'T PREFER THE COLOUR RED.

[Davidson]

dam nigga , you like an english chav otaku that's homo


everyday massage and shopping ?

fuck nig , u sure you ain't a girl

i don't even think any man can be this HOMO


FAGGOTSHIT

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

AIUTSM OVRELOAD



lol david

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this my career perhaps u can join 2

[Pansy]

Im now forever alone...

[Pansy]

[Boxxy]

All ponyfagz will be forever alone.

[Ash]

All ponyfagz will be forever alone.

Yep, this is what happens when you mess with the COMrades, let that be a lesson to the future generation kids.

[Pansy]

All ponyfagz will be forever alone.

Yep, this is what happens when you mess with the COMrades, let that be a lesson to the future generation kids.

[Boxxy]

All ponyfagz will be forever alone.

Yep, this is what happens when you mess with the COMrades, let that be a lesson to the future generation kids.

[Pansy]

[Nike2000]

Wait, forever alone is a faction. As said in the faction list. So poniez changing in forever alone? Not as they were not forever alone untill now...

[Spy]

One day, I'm going to overpost those forums more than you, PlatoR. Be prepared.

It is interesting how I am a council intern here but a philosopher in others.