Is anyone forever alone?

[chocopaw]

Plato is forever alone because he would have 2000 posts if he would stop deleting them all the time.

Plato, be open about being a nerd, get a cute nerd-boyfriend and then
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP!

[Spy]

Plato is forever alone because he would have 2000 posts if he would stop deleting them all the time.

Plato, be open about being a nerd, get a cute nerd-boyfriend and then
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP!

UM OK CHOCOPAW! HEY EVERYONE I AM A NERD! CAN YOU BE MY CUTE NERD-BOYFRIEND?!??!?!
(Obviously this ad is not intended for chocopaw. Everyone else can respond yes or no.)

[Spy]

LOL, um so I asked if a restaurant would hire me yesterday night and the manager said we only hire super hot guys and girls.

Um... ok...

So, the manager said, are you hot?

Uh, duh... of course I am hot.

Then you are hired!

How much do I get paid?

Um... £50 per day plus tips...

FML... no thanks! How can anyone survive on £50 per day!??!?!?!??!?!

[Spy]

I mean even just transport takes £5.... that's already 10% off the income, yeah that's just unreasonable? My hotness worths at least £500 per hour. COME ON...

[Spy]

I just thought it was a really easy way to find rich single guys... yeah actually I will consider this stupid job. But I won't work. I never work.

[Spy]

Plato is forever alone because he would have 2000 posts if he would stop deleting them all the time.

Plato, be open about being a nerd, get a cute nerd-boyfriend and then
SHUT
THE FUCK
UP!

UM OK CHOCOPAW! HEY EVERYONE I AM A NERD! CAN YOU BE MY CUTE NERD-BOYFRIEND?!??!?!
(Obviously this ad is not intended for chocopaw. Everyone else can respond yes or no.)

Let me rephrase: a cute nerd-boyfriend who is able to buy me LV or Channel every day. Yeah that last bit is quite important .

[Spy]

Oh and a few more requirements:

- get accepted to the modelling agencies that I got accepted in
- be able to do at least 30 full pull ups (I mean even I can do them...)

[Spy]

Well not 30 obviously... like half.

[Spy]

Les États-Unis - Cyprien

Ok you are a geek and a nerd, and you are probably poor, but you are French, so who cares?

[Spy]

Lol he needs to fill in ESTA... I don't Canadians are OP.

[philie]

lol plato, that was actually well-payed. You get tips for like 10% of meals cost. and even so, 50 pounds a day is enough to live on.

[Darth Sand]

50 pounds a day? How many hours would you need to work for that?

I wish I would have earned so much money with my job and had over 50€ per day to live on...

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Tips can be large

but then again I'm just waiting for the thread to magically halve in size due to DELETE SPAM PLATO™®

[Spy]

Fine, I will (not... cause why would I take shit from customers? I fucking eat at that restaurant on a weekly basis) take the job then. But seriously, I think it's underpaid. £50. Come on guys, let's be serious.

I mean FML = £50. WAKE UP GUYS!

(By the way it's a night shift, from 5 to 12, so 7 hours?)

[Spy]

Oh just so you know. My daily rent is more than £50. My daily money for meals? At least £50. Gym trainer? £50. Shopping? £50. Random stuff like massage and/or haircut? £100.

So a fucking waiter job is not going to be enough for me obviously. Ok, I really am not trolling here.

[Spy]

I need a job that pays me at least £500 a day. I mean my Dad earns much more than that so I don't see why I can't? He didn't even graduate from Oxford.

[Spy]

Oh wait... oops I forgot I don't have a Dad.

[chocopaw]

Since when do you need a job to pay for your life? I thought it was just to be able to stay in europe. So what?

[Spy]

Since when do you need a job to pay for your life? I thought it was just to be able to stay in europe. So what?

Whispers: yeah but it's also for like meeting more hot guys... (idiot) And I am going to be paid at least a proper amount for that. I mean I don't want people to think an Oxford graduate earns so little - it's bad for our reputation. We have to ensure the average income of Oxford graduates is much higher above average.

[Darth Sand]

then what's bad about the waiter job?
you don't only meet hot guys, they even give you more money if they find you hot

[Spy]

then what's bad about the waiter job?
you don't only meet hot guys, they even give you more money if they find you hot

Ok, I will ask if the boss is willing to pay be more, because seriously I don't want to be paid the same as the other people. It's just not fair. And I will tell you how it goes?

[Darth Sand]

then what's bad about the waiter job?
you don't only meet hot guys, they even give you more money if they find you hot

Ok, I will ask if the boss is willing to pay be more, because seriously I don't want to be paid the same as the other people. It's just not fair. And I will tell you how it goes?

oO wut?
i said the guys you meet there if you work there give you more tip if they think you're hot

[Pansy]

Nope...

[striker999]

Okay this thread is going to get closed sooner or later anyway, plus you probably don't give a shit or are trolling, but I'll post something just for the heck of it.

I: Drop your idea of man and target group. On the one hand because you will never experience fulfillment this way, but also on the other that you will probably not get a model. Not that you're ugly, but come on, take a good look at those people and how they probably choose their partners.

II: Stop hiding behind false arrogance while shitting on yourself all the time. Love yourself first, then love others.

III, directly connected to II: Stop pushing away people who come close to you.

As for just quick one night stands and fuck buddy relationships: Did you really overlook the signs Zane gave you at gamescom? Jeez, Plato...

love yourself? hah!a utopian earth is not possible with selfishness : ... along with lackof creativity ;D

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Okay this thread is going to get closed sooner or later anyway, plus you probably don't give a shit or are trolling, but I'll post something just for the heck of it.

I: Drop your idea of man and target group. On the one hand because you will never experience fulfillment this way, but also on the other that you will probably not get a model. Not that you're ugly, but come on, take a good look at those people and how they probably choose their partners.

II: Stop hiding behind false arrogance while shitting on yourself all the time. Love yourself first, then love others.

III, directly connected to II: Stop pushing away people who come close to you.

As for just quick one night stands and fuck buddy relationships: Did you really overlook the signs Zane gave you at gamescom? Jeez, Plato...

love yourself? hah!a utopian earth is not possible with selfishness : ... along with lackof creativity ;D

what's with the necros?
is plato on a third account? or possibly fourth


also don't mind chocopaw, he's somewhat retarded. he doesn't know what he talks about over half of the time

[Spy]

So guess where I am now?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

swederlandi

[Spy]

Nope

[NorthStar]

Only Plato is forever alone. Him and well... me.

[Spy]

It was only after I crossed the Atlantic I realised what a stupid decision it was. The people here are weird. Or maybe I am weird.

[Pansy]

It was only after I crossed the Atlantic I realised what a stupid decision it was. The people here are weird. Or maybe I am weird.

You are in america or europe

[Spy]

It was only after I crossed the Atlantic I realised what a stupid decision it was. The people here are weird. Or maybe I am weird.

You are in america or europe

Not Europe.

[Spy]

Does anyone want to play doodle jump with me? Sadly it's the only game that's available to me right now.

[Spy]

In fact, I think I am in the same timezone as DR or FT. It's 15:39 Sunday right now.

[Spy]

Great. Now that I am here, I have job offers in UK/Germany ...you have got to be kidding.

[jaczac]

Cali fornia

Mexico

Chile

[Spy]

Cali fornia

Mexico

Chile

Nope, and yes I've checked it is indeed the same timezone as Cali.

[Fragos]

One day, I'm going to overpost those forums more than you, PlatoR. Be prepared.

[jaczac]

Canada.

OR alaska.

[Spy]

Doesnt matter now cause I am not staying here for long. Or?

[philie]

weird how?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

weird how?

Rest in Peace, Philie. 2011 - 20111