Re: Plato's YouTube Channel

[Spy]

Tell me what I should do for the first video.

[Spy]

Like this?

RSA Animate - Drive: The surprising truth about what motivates us

[Spy]

Probably not, I can't draw. Probably I could post random stuff. Or just say nothing and post myself for 8 minutes. I think I can only do 8 minute videos since I have very little data limit.

[Spy]

Just make a vlog, lead us through your day, show us the forest you live in.

There are sooooo much better RSA Animates btw.

Yeah, well... I was planning to just use the video camera on my iMac, and since my room has no light........ um you won't really see me very well.

[Spy]

Ok I will talk about my forest and where I live in, as in a vlog since I always do what chocopaw wants me to do.

[Spy]

Plato needs a sub forum

But then I wouldn't post anymore...

[Spy]

Wow, I feel so tired today. AND I have to go to the gym. Yeah, not going to happen unless I feel pretty again.

[Spy]

Wow I feel sooooo tired again, after going to the gym. Is it okay if I don't clean my place up and just show it any way? You guys will be like.... omg this is Plato's Place.... WTF?! It looks more like a home shelter than a mansion.

[Spy]

OMG I recorded the video and HOW BAD VIDEO CRAFTMANSHIP I HAVE!!!! I FEEL SOO DIZZY JUST WATCHING IT..... Wow, I guess it just takes practice....

[Spy]

FML.... this is just frustratingly difficult, I want to pull someone's hair out! My video from my camera gives a .3GP file that my iMovie nor YouTube would read. So fuck that...

[Spy]

Ok it finally uploads but it will take more than 30 minutes.... SERIOUSLY.... why do people do vlogs?!??!?!?! It is so damn difficult...

[Spy]

And this isn't even a vlog... I just can't be bothered to talk. I just walked around randomly in my home and I don't even know how to voiceover so I could tell you what you are looking at because my iMovie won't recognise the video file....

[Spy]

And then I deleted it, just cause I think it's crap... I think maybe I should just stick with webcam on my iMac and not move around... But I don't know what I should talk about yet.

[Spy]

Or I could just play the Mafia game on SCII live... or something like that...

[Spy]

FML I give up! I am so tired of it being so difficult!!

YOU TRY MAKING A VIDEO - it's much harder than I thought it would be. I managed to record a Mafia game but it turned out to be 5 GB and 12 minutes. I had to convert it to a smaller size but it seems to take FOREVER.

GIVE UP GIVE UP. I need someone to be in my house with a camera etc etc and do everything for me.

[Spy]

OMG.... 30 minutes.... from my loading bar it seems like 30 hours.

AND you do have to understand, the only reason I am compressing it is because I only have like 1 GB of internet usage left.

This is how I live.

Let's just wait until Plato gets a boyfriend who can video edit, has super internet access, and is willing to spend hours doing one YouTube video for the Mafia forum people.

I don't even care if he looks good or not anymore. I care that he can help me load ONE video on YouTube that is half-decent. (Lies.)

[Spy]

Everything Plato does all boils down to finding a boyfriend, doesn't it?

[Spy]

Except going to gamescom.... chocopaw don't get ideas in your head....

[Spy]

Oh okay the guys in gamescom are buff... there are nerds, but there are buff.

[Spy]

buff = boys (who are over 25 years old) u (you) (can) feel (or whatever thing you do with buff) forever

[Spy]

I totally just made that up. I meant to say buff guys.

[Spy]

Don't worry Plato, but for the sake of the youtube account please stop watching all that HD porn.

And just upload this video.

um it's still converting... I will take an afternoon nap and hope it's less than 500 MB. Otherwise I have no internet to use tonight.

[Spy]

Just download Fraps and record yourself while playing HoN and then commentate it.

F off. You know I don't use Windows.

[Spy]

But I did try to do that with QuickTime, but the video was quite choppy.

[Spy]

An HoN game I played this morning. The first thing I did this morning, how happy.

[Spy]

Obviously YouTube hates me... why won't the one video that I uploaded ok work?

[Spy]

OMG plato why would you record in window mode?!?!?!

OMG why do you hate me?! Because I want to be 100% sure it's still recording the screen?

OMFG YOU ALL HATE ME I AM LEAVING MY FOREST NOW TO GO DO SOME EXERCISE BEFORE I COME BACK TO DO LAUNDRY YET AGAIN.

[Spy]

Oh yeah, OK I WILL DO THAT NEXT TIME. The larger the game video the more it will lag etc etc. But Ok fine, I do agree it's a flaw on my part. NOW chocopaw can show us how to do it! Record your own!

[Spy]

You just don't want to show us how you win all the time...

[Spy]

Do people actually like my HoN vid? Because I could do tonnes of HoN videos... it's easy to do for me at least.

[Spy]

Why no option that says "You love me and would love to see any video I post."?
Also, the economics video that shows on your favourites is brilliant.

Because it won't be true.

Um I will upload the second video once this video reaches 1000 views.

And then 5000, 10000, 15000 etc until 50000.

And then 100000. OMG I am delusional. And really I don't think people are that interested in HoN. Who in this world actually plays HoN? 12-16 year olds? Besides chocopaw and me.

[Spy]

Who rated down my first video?!? Bitch

[Spy]

Ok, wait for it! WAIT FOR IT!

Since I am not as depressed as other days, I have decided to upload another HoN video with different speeds to focus on some special super pro fights as well as BIGGER VIEWING WINDOW!

HOW CAN YOU MISS THIS?!

Um, in around 8 hours you will be able to see it.

[Spy]

New video in 2 hours:

1. Compressing - 1/2 hour
2. Editing - 1/2 hour
3. Uploading - 1/2 hour
4. Processing - 1/2 hour

And I've already made the video o.O ... it takes 2 hours for someone who doesn't even want to bother to edit... can you imagine how long it takes for those who actually care about their videos?

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

[Spy]

Heroes of Newerth 2

Ok, there you go, just for you chocopaw...

[Spy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA A RANDOM FRENCH LESSON APPEARS HAHAHAHAHAHA

I promise the third one will be perfect!

[Spy]

No no it was good! I was highly entertained, and finally got some reasons behind your strategy.
What did they write when they wanted to ban you? I really didn't get it, and the resolution is not so good.

1. They were trolling me. Empath is just a sucky hero.
2. It helps to use a lower resolution because then the upload size is lower. Then it uses less of my internet. Good for me, bad for viewers.

[Spy]

Hahahaha, bitchpaw. You want me to do that game?