Ask A Bruno Anything

[Bruno]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8gDtTVRSwc

[Mateo]

WHO R U

[Ash]

how does a black hole work? what happens when you enter a black hole? is there a possible way to shut down a black hole? do you believe time travelling is possible? do you believe in parallel universes?

[Bruno]

WHO R U

I AM BRUNO OF AUSTRIA

how does a black hole work? what happens when you enter a black hole? is there a possible way to shut down a black hole? do you believe time travelling is possible? do you believe in parallel universes?

THERE ARE TWO TYPES, SCHWARZSCHILD AND KERR

SCHWARZSCHILD DOESN'T RORATE, KERR DOES

SCHWARZSCHILD IS SIMPLIEST, IT HAS A SINGULARITY AND AN EVENT HORIZON

HOWEVER

KERR BLACK HOLE WHICH IS MOST COMMON ROTATES BECAUSE THE STAR THAT MADE IT WAS ROTATING, WHEN THE STAR COLLAPSES, THE CORE CONTINUES TO SPIN

IF AN OBJECT ENTERS THE GRAVITY OF A BLACK HOLE IT CAN STILL BE EJECTED FROM ROTATION, IF IT IS KERR

IF THE OBJECT CROSSES INTO THE BLACK HOLE, IT WILL BE SUCKED IN AND NEVER ESCAPE

IT IS UNKNOWN EVEN TODAY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENTER A BLACK HGOLE, BUT CURRENT THEORIES SUGGEST TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE, BUT ONLY INTO THE FUTURE WITH NO WAY BACK

YES I BELIEVE PARALLEL UNIVERSES ARE POSSIBLE

[Mateo]

GREETINGS, I AM MATT OF TEXAS

DO U BELIEVE IN LORD XENU?

[Bruno]

GREETINGS, I AM MATT OF TEXAS

DO U BELIEVE IN LORD XENU?

SOZ NO I BELIEVE IN THE FISH GOD

[Ash]

at what rate does the universe expand? how old is the earth? how old is the milky way? what is the closest galaxy to earth? what is the name of the hottest wolf-rayet star? when is the apocalypse coming? favorite genre of music? when did u become a moderator? why did u become a moderator? do you think u have what it takes to become an astronaut????????????????

[Bruno]

at what rate does the universe expand?

FALSE UNIVERSE DOES NOT EXPAND IT IS IN GOD'S EYEBALL

how old is the earth?

2013 YEARS

how old is the milky way?

2013 YEARS

what is the closest galaxy to earth?

CANIS MAJOR DWARF GALAXY, WHERE LORD OF THE RINGS TAKES PLACE

what is the name of the hottest wolf-rayet star?

NOBODY KNOWS

when is the apocalypse coming?

NO MAN KNOWS THE EXACT TIME OF JUDGEMENT DAY

favorite genre of music?

HEAVY METAL BUT I ALSO LISTEN TO COLDPLAY (WHICH ISN'T BAD) AND MAROON 5 (IDK WTF WHY)
PS. HEAVY METAL IS NOT SHIT SCREAMO, HEAVY METAL IS BLACK SABBATH, IRON MAIDEN, ETC.

when did u become a moderator?

FEBRUARY

why did u become a moderator?

BECAUSE THIS SITE WAS LOOKING LIKE POOP

do you think u have what it takes to become an astronaut????????????????

YES

[louiswill]

BECAUSE THIS SITE WAS LOOKING LIKE POOP


.....wait a minute...

[Bruno]

BECAUSE THIS SITE WAS LOOKING LIKE POOP


.....wait a minute...

I MADE IT BEAUTIFUL

[Mateo]

I MADE IT BEAUTIFUL

HE MADE IT IN HIS IMAGE

[Bruno]

HE MADE IT IN HIS IMAGE

THANK YOU, BBYGURL

[Damus_Graves]

You don't realize this but Bruno runs half the site

[louiswill]

You don't realize this but Bruno runs half the site

The good half, obviously.

[Bruno]

You don't realize this but Bruno runs half the site

SOON

The good half, obviously.

THANK YOU KIND SIR

[louiswill]

How did you play the music from chipmunk heaven in my head?

[Mateo]

How did you play the music from chipmunk heaven in my head?

I COULD TELL U, BUT THEN ID HAVE TO SEX U

[louiswill]

I COULD TELL U, BUT THEN ID HAVE TO SEX U

It is fine but you need to worship fishgod and rainbowbird and many other condition such as ABCDEFGHIJK.......

[Bruno]

How did you play the music from chipmunk heaven in my head?

I AM GOD

I COULD TELL U, BUT THEN ID HAVE TO SEX U

SIR THESE ARE QUESTIONS FOR ME ONLY DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS OR I WILL FITE U IRL IF U DO THAT AGAIN

It is fine but you need to worship fishgod and rainbowbird and many other condition such as ABCDEFGHIJK.......

DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS, DO IT AGAIN AND I FITE U IRL

[Mateo]

I ACCEPT UR CHALLENGE, AND AS THE CHALLENGED I CHOOSE GRECO-ROMAN NUDE WRESTLING

BABY OIL IS OPTIONAL

[louiswill]

Brunno, How soon would North Korean start to become economic emphasis?

[Brendan]

why do my balls hurt?

[Ash]

wat do u suggest i eat for breakfast next morning?

[Bruno]

I ACCEPT UR CHALLENGE, AND AS THE CHALLENGED I CHOOSE GRECO-ROMAN NUDE WRESTLING

BABY OIL IS OPTIONAL

THAT SOUNDS GOOD BABE

Brunno, How soon would North Korean start to become economic emphasis?

LOL NEVER

why do my balls hurt?

I SUCKED THEM TOO HARD

wat do u suggest i eat for breakfast next morning?

SEMEN

[Gingerape]

[louiswill]

OMG.................................Brunno, what just happened in that gif

[Ash]

Thanks, yeah.

For how little you care about this site now, you sure are spending a lot of time posting and then getting image meme replies.

[Bruno]

THAT IS HOW I WAS BORN

OMG.................................Brunno, what just happened in that gif

A SPERM BALL RELEASED A KITTY CAT

A TOAST 2 U 2 FAIR FRIEND

[jebediah26]

FALSE UNIVERSE DOES NOT EXPAND IT IS IN GOD'S EYEBALL

It has been scientifically proven that the Universe is expanding and it is expanding at an accelerating rate...

LOL NEVER

But +100 to that

[Cryptonic]

It has been scientifically proven that the Universe is expanding and it is expanding at an accelerating rate...

>attempts to look smarter.
>looks dumber because of it.

[jebediah26]

>attempts to look smarter.
>looks dumber because of it.

>attemps to correct me
>is wrong

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...nergy-science/

>science is greater than your ignorance
>try harder

[Cryptonic]

>attemps to correct me
>is wrong

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...nergy-science/

>science is greater than your ignorance
>try harder

>makes himself look like a bigger moron

OBVIOUSLY BRUNO WAS BEING 100% SERIOUS THAT THE UNIVERSE IS IN GOD'S EYEBALL. GOOD JOB PROVING HIM WRONG, MAN. YOU DESERVE A MEDAL.

[jebediah26]

>makes himself look like a bigger moron

OBVIOUSLY BRUNO WAS BEING 100% SERIOUS THAT THE UNIVERSE IS IN GOD'S EYEBALL. GOOD JOB PROVING HIM WRONG, MAN. YOU DESERVE A MEDAL.

Clearly he wasnt being serious about it "being in god's eyeball" but he did also state that the Universe does not expand.

People on this site are ignorant as all hell and arrogant as shit. Im assuming the average age here is 11-15. Pitiful.

[NoctiZ]

Clearly he wasnt being serious about it "being in god's eyeball" but he did also state that the Universe does not expand.

People on this site are ignorant as all hell and arrogant as shit. Im assuming the average age here is 11-15. Pitiful.

The statement should have been seen as non-serious as a whole, not as a part. You picked apart its actual meaning. Pitiful.

[ika]

Clearly he wasnt being serious about it "being in god's eyeball" but he did also state that the Universe does not expand.

People on this site are ignorant as all hell and arrogant as shit. Im assuming the average age here is 11-15. Pitiful.

apparently this person doesnt understand the point of circlejerk.......

[NoctiZ]

apparently this person doesnt understand the point of circlejerk.......

A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other.[1]

This is the only definition.

[Damus_Graves]

That definition is not being used in this site. Here circlejerk means a place of non seriousness where spam and trolling is allowed to prosper.
In my opnion.

[NoctiZ]

That definition is not being used in this site. Here circlejerk means a place of non seriousness where spam and trolling is allowed to prosper.
In my opnion.

Your opinion does not qualify in a circlejerk.

[Bruno]

Lol, I wasn't even trying to troll that hard.

[Cryptonic]

Clearly he wasnt being serious about it "being in god's eyeball" but he did also state that the Universe does not expand.

People on this site are ignorant as all hell and arrogant as shit. Im assuming the average age here is 11-15. Pitiful.

If you don't get along with us, then leave. Easy as that.
We're not going to change just to please someone with such an inflated ego. Honestly, you don't know any of us, yet you come in here acting like you're smarter than everyone else. It's pathetic and annoying.
Go get your attention from another forum.

Lol, I wasn't even trying to troll that hard.

this guy is too smart to be trolled, bruno. lol

[Bruno]

If you don't get along with us, then leave. Easy as that.
We're not going to change just to please someone with such an inflated ego. Honestly, you don't know any of us, yet you come in here acting like you're smarter than everyone else. It's pathetic and annoying.
Go get your attention from another forum.


this guy is too smart to be trolled, bruno. lol

Lol, oh.

Closing this thread because some people can't handle a joke.