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  1. April 22nd, 2013, 09:06 PM ISO #1
    Bruno
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    Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    "Clang, clang, clang" went the Jordan
    "Ding, ding, ding" went the Skype
    "Zing, zing, zing" went my Infractions
    For the moment I saw him I fell

    "Chug, chug, chug" went the bans
    "Bump, bump, bump" went the threads
    "Thump, thump, thump" went my headboard
    When he smiled, I could feel the thread lock

    He tipped his bat, and took a sweet
    He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet
    He asked my name I held my breath
    I couldn't speak because he scared me half to death

    "Buzz, buzz, buzz" went the taser
    "Plop, plop, plop" went the toilet
    "Stop, stop, stop" went my mouth
    As he started to leave I took hold of his [REDACTED] with my hand

    And as if it were planned
    He stayed on with me and it was grand
    Just to stand with his hand holding mine
    All the way to the end of the line

    DEDICATED TO JORDAN
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  2. April 22nd, 2013, 10:37 PM ISO #2
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    He tipped his bat, and took a sweet
    He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet

    Rhythm
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    When they talked about pubs, they exclude themselves.
    They say only bad players want to modify citizens, and they do not satisfy bad players.
    Are we bad players? We include bad players, but that is just a part of us.
    ---They put veteran, mayor, allowed jester to visit for nothing, and they regretted and say those things are brainless.
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  3. April 23rd, 2013, 10:56 AM ISO #3
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    10/10 is ur head ok tho?
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  4. April 23rd, 2013, 10:58 AM ISO #4
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    10/10 is ur head ok tho?
    bruno is a fanboy now, leave him alone u bully.

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    Hey moron. shut the fuck up or I will shut you up, k? I'm not the person your going to insult and live happily ever after. K? Understand that,
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  5. April 23rd, 2013, 11:28 AM ISO #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    10/10 is ur head ok tho?
    yes
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  6. April 23rd, 2013, 12:48 PM ISO #6
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    "raep raep raep" went the bruno
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  7. April 23rd, 2013, 01:36 PM ISO #7
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  8. April 23rd, 2013, 01:37 PM ISO #8
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    he has good quality hair

    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Blue Masquerader View Post
    Hey moron. shut the fuck up or I will shut you up, k? I'm not the person your going to insult and live happily ever after. K? Understand that,
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  9. April 26th, 2013, 08:52 PM ISO #9
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    TELL ME MORE ABOUT TEH HEADBOARD THUMPING
    Last edited by Mateo; April 26th, 2013 at 08:56 PM.
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  10. April 27th, 2013, 01:28 AM ISO #10
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    people like you ruin the forums

    all you do is spam circlejerk with your dumb things thinking you're funny

    please stop posting.
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    people like you ruin the forums

    all you do is spam circlejerk with your dumb things thinking you're funny

    please stop posting.
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  12. April 27th, 2013, 06:47 AM ISO #12
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    Re: Clang Clang Clang Went The Jordan

    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    people like you ruin the forums

    all you do is spam circlejerk with your dumb things thinking you're funny

    please stop posting.
    PEOPLE LIKE YOU RUIN THE FORUMS

    ALL YOU DO IS SPAM CIRCLEJERK WITH YOUR DUMB FACTS THINKING YOU'RE SMART

    PLEASE STOP POSTING.
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