Steve Jobs Resigns

[Graham]

Cnn.com breaking news in tech section


Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple, and COO Tim Cook promoted to CEO. Jobs will stay on as chairman.

And ironically, I shorted Apple stocks a week ago..

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[oops_ur_dead]

Bad day for Apple, great day for the computing industry as a whole.

[chocopaw]

OMG WHO THE HELL CARES!

[FalseTruth]

I don't think it'll affect the stocks in the slightest. If anything, this is beneficial for Apple because now there's no chance of him suddenly dying of pancreatic cancer as CEO.

[NorthStar]

Steve Jobs might suddenly die as Chairman though, it'll still waver the company slightly. =D And the stocks went down 5% and arn't recovering since Jobs was announced to resign.

[Goonswarm]

Guess they found someone for Steve's Jobs. HUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUE

[S.A.S.Cnl.Alpha]

Goonswarm is implying Steve/Tim is Brazilian.
or he himself is braseelian


Maybe Apple will stop being autistic shit now, don't know.

[Spy]

And there was a reason.