Let me count the ways:

1) I'm sorry for the times I neglected when mafia was really popular, and trolls were abundant.

2) I'm also sorry I didn't appreciate the times before the latest patch, which is absolutely ass-raping.

3) I'm sorry to Jesus for jesting him in my game names, but I'm sure he can appreciate the good humor of it, which I intend.

4) I'm sorry if this starts a chain of posts. I hope it does.